FabSwingers.com forum: Why am I the Best in Bed?

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty

Why are you great in bed?

LvM

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I am compact and produce lots of heat. You can save on energy bills with me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t snore.*

* Much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm squashy and soft.

My boobs will not smother you.

I don't snore.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so terrible to sleep with, I fidget, I get too hot, I get annoyed at you breathing, I'll make everyone else seem lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hog the duvet

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not, I can't sleep for shit and don't like most penis

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come up with incentive ways to wake you up

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Erm...

I'll come back to this.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

I'm amazing in bed. If you like sleeping next to a furnace that fidgets.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't take up much room x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm amazing in bed. If you like sleeping next to a furnace that fidgets."

Do we get to fool around a bit every time you wake me up fidgeting? Because if so, count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the people I’ve slept with from the forums.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I sleep in the centre of the bed, kick in my nightmares, my feet are cold, and I snore.

I'm awesome.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

"I'm amazing in bed. If you like sleeping next to a furnace that fidgets.

Do we get to fool around a bit every time you wake me up fidgeting? Because if so, count me in."

Deal. You wake me up snoring and I'll wake you up fidgeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not"

No surprise

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I can sleep for hours, plus I'm like a human hot water bottle lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I don't hog the duvet

I rarely need a duvet so you can have it

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I can sleep for days and I'm very warm

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ask the people I’ve slept with from the forums.

Don't make me start a thread asking them...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cuddle and keep you warm

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I stick to my side of the bed.

And, I quite enjoy sucking the penis

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ask the people I’ve slept with from the forums.

Don't make me start a thread asking them...

LvM"

Do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latin maternal wibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cuddle and keep you warm

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wait until you're asleep to fart.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ask the people I’ve slept with from the forums.

Don't make me start a thread asking them...

LvM"

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ll give you love puffs on your lap if we spoon

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty

Why are you great in bed?

LvM"

I'm big, squishy and cuddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good but I can’t compare to Carrick.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I only take a little tiny bit of the bed up… so there’s loads of room for others

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Used to be quite good.

Then I got married and no sex after she gave birth.

My ex got custody over my confidence as well I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cuddle and keep you warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cuddle and keep you warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cuddle and keep you warm

………………………………………

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^ a bed.

*I so hope this worked.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm really not... Takes ages to get comfortable, I start off with lots of layers on, then I wake up too hot, I don't really sleep for more than about 4/5 hours at a time...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Pros:

• I love snuggles

• My body is warm and blankety

Cons :

• I zonk out the second my head hits the pillow

• There’s no point asking me to watch a movie in bed after 8pm

• I snore

• I wake up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so not my thread

I’m shit in bed. Loads of fun out of it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pro:s

Insatiable

Love the sex stuff

Very affectionate

Con's:

Risk of suffocating you during the night with my tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep am warm in bed so no need for hot water bottle.

Arm ,legs curl round you also make a very very good breakfast

Now what way do you want your EGGS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep am warm in bed so no need for hot water bottle.

Arm ,legs curl round you also make a very very good breakfast

Now what way do you want your EGGS

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Can try to tire you so you get a good night's sleep after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy but...

Thoughtful and attentive to my partners needs.

I get more out of ensuring my partner is satisfied.

I'll pretty much do whatever they wish to get them off x

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By *ary 121Man
over a year ago

East Bergholt

"I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty

Why are you great in bed?

LvM"
. Err. Probably cos I’m asleep

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Don’t snore , don’t mind sleeping on the edge of the bed for someone to spread out , make a pretty good spooning partner too

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

I do t need loads of room. I will wake you in the night for spontaneous sex or just because I’m sucking bits of you. I will let you rest in between and go and make the tea/coffee in the morning. I don’t sleep much but will happily snuggle into you or if you want space will read a book while you sleep. You can have the duvet I don’t mind.

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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty

Why are you great in bed?

LvM"

I feel like your shoulders would edge someone out and lets not start on the dong dude.

I'm great in bed because I sleep talk like a crazy bitch and it's proper funny for bed friends.

Plus I fuck like a crazy bitch too.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty

Why are you great in bed?

LvM

I feel like your shoulders would edge someone out and lets not start on the dong dude.

I'm great in bed because I sleep talk like a crazy bitch and it's proper funny for bed friends.

Plus I fuck like a crazy bitch too.

Love this.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm easily kicked out to fetch a glass of water or see what the hell the dog/cat is doing.

I'm the right shape for spooning (I'm the little spoon).

I make tea in the morning.

I don't object if you wake up deciding you need to do the sex in the middle of the night.

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