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By *oding1 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

marlow

I'll make a start.

Only floss the teeth you wish to keep!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincoln

Wear sunscreen.

LvM

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By *orthwhile27Man
48 weeks ago

dark side of the moon

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Worry less about what others think about you. Do what you love.

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By *a1970Man
48 weeks ago

East cork

Try to give yourself some me time, every day.

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By *orthwhile27Man
48 weeks ago

dark side of the moon


"Worry less about what others think about you. Do what you love. "

Absolutely, on a similar theme.....don't worry about what you can't influence, it's just wasted energy.

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By *mall.sausageMan
48 weeks ago

Rochdale

Look both ways before crossing road .

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Spend a decent amount on your bed and your shoes. If you’re not in one then you’re in the other.

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By *a1970Man
48 weeks ago

East cork

Fantastic

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By *addyAWoman
48 weeks ago

Beside the Seaside

Check the colour of the dye BEFORE she applies it to your eyebrows.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Be excellent to each other.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Wear more leopard print

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Don’t promise anything you can’t deliver.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
48 weeks ago

Pershore

Never wear brown socks on a Friday

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By *avexxMan
48 weeks ago

cheshire

live life to the full,,

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

48 weeks ago

East Sussex

Stop, drop, roll

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

What the eye don't see the heart don't grieve..

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Don't sweat the small stuff

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Always shave your bumhole. You never know when you might need an extremely good looking doctor down there. I learned this recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Life is not a rehearsal

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over

Don't sweat the small stuff

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Don't sweat the small stuff "

“I never did care about the little things.”

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex


"Don't sweat the small stuff

“I never did care about the little things.”"

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By *inacolada3Couple
48 weeks ago

kettering

Store cans of baked beans upside down, thank me later x

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By *elvet AngelWoman
48 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

Be kind to yourself and to others too. We're all human, we all have flaws, accept them with kindness.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Be kind to yourself and to others too. We're all human, we all have flaws, accept them with kindness."

I’m sure that’s what Jerry Springer said at the end of every episode.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Don’t promise anything you can’t deliver."

Don’t write cheques you cannot cash.

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By *oppleWangerMan
48 weeks ago

Gods Country

Dogs are better than humans

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By *he ass man 666Man
48 weeks ago

paradise city


"Store cans of baked beans upside down, thank me later x"

Why ?

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over


"Store cans of baked beans upside down, thank me later x

Why ? "

They don't stick to the bottom

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
48 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Live Life we only have one

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Don’t be a dick!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Moenie kak waar jy eet nie.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex


"Moenie kak waar jy eet nie."

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

If get crushed and die doing a bench press, get a gym-bro to add extra plates before calling an ambulance

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By *ax19862002Man
48 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Never peer over the fence and be jealous of your neighbour.

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By *anManCoolMan
48 weeks ago

Camborne

Enjoy the little things

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By *inacolada3Couple
48 weeks ago

kettering


"Store cans of baked beans upside down, thank me later x

Why ?

They don't stick to the bottom "

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
48 weeks ago

Glasgow

Don't live in the past live for the present

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By *hrek101Man
48 weeks ago

Herts

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By *eviant KnightMan
48 weeks ago

Norton

Kindness is free and you might make someone's day

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By *histle do nicelyMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Always go for a pee before going on a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Good friends will help you until your unstuck." — Pooh, Winnie the Pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Pissing on someone’s lawn, does not make yours greener.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
48 weeks ago

Gloucester

Arrange with your family that, if you die choking on a gummy bear, that they are only allowed to tell people that you were killed by a bear!

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By *a LunaWoman
48 weeks ago

South Wales

Never pop a red cardigan in with your load of whites.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

When playing Darts make sure to let go of the Dart when throwing it..

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Life goes so quickly so make your mark before its too late

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Just say no

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By *GermanInLondonMan
47 weeks ago

London

Keep on learning, there is always a new thing to discover

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By *batMan
47 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Listen when talking with others, don’t just wait for your turn to speak.

Gbat

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By *oontzMan
47 weeks ago

Nantwich

Give older guys a chance, after all they're people too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

If you only think it's a fart then it probably isn't.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
47 weeks ago

London


"Listen when talking with others, don’t just wait for your turn to speak.

Gbat "

I love this one,very good tip

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Before you fart in a lift , thinking they are odourless, remember the doctor told you about your sense of smell being non existent.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Give older guys a chance, after all they're people too!!"

Well said mate

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By *erotic_adventureMan
47 weeks ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Q

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Store cans of baked beans upside down, thank me later x"

Yep u do as well oh and wash the lid before opening

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Don't eat yellow snow "
lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

P.G.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Prior planning and preparation prevents a piss poor performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Good friends will help you until your unstuck." — Pooh, Winnie the Pooh

"

Well said

Oh by the way love you pic white shirt xxx Have a Merry Christmas xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Racing

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"P.G."
parental guidance

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Arrange with your family that, if you die choking on a gummy bear, that they are only allowed to tell people that you were killed by a bear!"

Love that oh and YOU XX

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Laugh every single day.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Gardening

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
47 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

'Never go full retard'

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By *rHotNottsMan
47 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Location, execution, timing.

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By *rispyDuckMan
47 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness!

Learn to be happy with loved ones as well as being on your own

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

smiles are free; give away as many as you can

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Its not failure, it's excellence in training.

Pick yourself up and try again.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

you must be the change you wish to see in the world.

Ghandi

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By *akedTruthPT2Couple
47 weeks ago

Wellington

Be yourself, you are amazing.

Be nice.

Don't be a dick.

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By *oding1 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

marlow

Thanks guys.

Wonderful thoughts.

Rod

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By *idnight RamblerMan
47 weeks ago

Pershore

It's important to take your vitamins in alphabetical order, A, B, C etc. It more than doubles the efficacy, especially when taken with Snake Oil capsules.

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Don't get mustard on your shirt it doesn't come off

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Good Manners cost Nothing

Karma will catch up to you

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
47 weeks ago

Cheshire

Plan for the worst and hope for the best.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

Try to have empathy, tolerance and be forgiving. Your life will be harder of you lack any, or all three

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Times gives you distance, perspective give you lessons learned.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Don't shit where you eat.

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By *hrek101Man
47 weeks ago

Herts

Manners maketh the man

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