FabSwingers.com forum: Father Christmas is coming early...

By *eli OP Woman
41 weeks ago

Nothing like a bit of prematurity, am I right?

So, if you could have something, anything, right now - what would you choose?

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

Meli

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By *heekyDemandCouple
41 weeks ago

Leicester

Make that 2 for Meli

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Make that 2 for Meli"

We would also take Meli and her clone

LvM

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
41 weeks ago

stanley

Can I join the Meli party?

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By *ornucopiaMan
41 weeks ago

Bexley

Meli Christmas Everybody!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Cock

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

Codeine.

Or Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Boobs.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll join the Meli queue please

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By *eli OP Woman
41 weeks ago

"Meli Christmas Everybody!"

I really didn't think this thread would go in the direction it has.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Meli Christmas Everybody!

I really didn't think this thread would go in the direction it has. "

Welcome to fab!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Also Meli xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Meli Christmas Everybody!

I really didn't think this thread would go in the direction it has. "

They never do.

Too Meli admirers?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I won't make a pass, though. I'm not the Meli-ing kind!

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By *ddie1966Man
41 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

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By *ddie1966Man
41 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Codeine.

Or Meli

I'll send across the codeine now go and grab Meli before the others get to her.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Meli Christmas Everybody!

I really didn't think this thread would go in the direction it has.

They never do.

Too Meli admirers?"

Pun tastic

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By *anManCoolMan
41 weeks ago

Camborne

No sciatica pain

No trapped Ulner nerve

Oh and a bar of fruit and nut

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"No sciatica pain

No trapped Ulner nerve

Oh and a bar of fruit and nut"

I like nuts.

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

"Meli Christmas Everybody!

I really didn't think this thread would go in the direction it has. "

The butterfly effect

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By *ad NannaWoman
41 weeks ago

East London

My head to clear and to feel the Christmas spirit.

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By *hicksausageMan
41 weeks ago

Rochdale

A penis enlargement kit.

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

Dear saints I want _eli and glad to share....

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
41 weeks ago

Markfield

Love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A 2x2 meter solidly stacked block of £50 notes.

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By *eli OP Woman
41 weeks ago

"A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou.

I can't remember the cute version of your name and it's bugging me. That aside? I hope you're better soon. Get some Deadpool on and get better soon.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

"A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou."

The nice thing is this is all very achievable. I have my fingers crossed for you.

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By *aitonelMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

Not Meli. I'm not a victim to trends/fashion.

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By *affron40Woman
41 weeks ago

manchester

Honestly I’d just love a full nights sleep. It’s been weeks and I’m flagging big time.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
41 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

2 nights alone in a hotel room with unlimited room service just to get a couple of full-night's sleep and some time/space to decompress.

I am fucking exhausted mentally, emotionally and physically.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou.

I can't remember the cute version of your name and it's bugging me. That aside? I hope you're better soon. Get some Deadpool on and get better soon.

Mistle moo.

*my memory is a fucking curse.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A massive cuddle that lasts for hours, a forehead kiss, and the ability to sleep without nightmares.

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By *aitonelMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

"A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou.

I can't remember the cute version of your name and it's bugging me. That aside? I hope you're better soon. Get some Deadpool on and get better soon.

Mistle moo.

*my memory is a fucking curse.

Missy Misty Moo

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By *eli OP Woman
41 weeks ago

"My head to clear and to feel the Christmas spirit."

Oh Nanna! I hope it comes soon for you - it's hard to feel it when your head is foggy, x

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Ham mushroom and pineapple pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou.

I can't remember the cute version of your name and it's bugging me. That aside? I hope you're better soon. Get some Deadpool on and get better soon.

I'm happy you forgot. But I finally have wine and hot water bottle and Ryan, thankyou

Kai I hate you.

RTG can you teach me how you quote multiple quotes on one reply please.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

[quite]Kai I hate you.[/quite]

Ha.

[quite]RTG can you teach me how you quote multiple quotes on one reply please.[/quite]

Just imagine these tags all said quote instead of quite. That, and a lot of manual copy and pasting, is how.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"[quite]Kai I hate you.[/quite]

Ha.

[quite]RTG can you teach me how you quote multiple quotes on one reply please.[/quite]

Just imagine these tags all said quote instead of quite. That, and a lot of manual copy and pasting, is how."

Yeah you're gonna have to show me that in person I'm afraid...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Yeah you're gonna have to show me that in person I'm afraid..."

Sneaky. Luring me into your lair.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"[quite]Kai I hate you.[/quite]

Ha.

[quite]RTG can you teach me how you quote multiple quotes on one reply please.[/quite]

Just imagine these tags all said quote instead of quite. That, and a lot of manual copy and pasting, is how."

Hahaha. Quite!

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By *aitonelMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

"A massive glass of wine, a hot water bottle for the stomach cramps, a fluffy blanket and Ryan on TV. Please and thankyou.

I can't remember the cute version of your name and it's bugging me. That aside? I hope you're better soon. Get some Deadpool on and get better soon.

I'm happy you forgot. But I finally have wine and hot water bottle and Ryan, thankyou

Kai I hate you.

RTG can you teach me how you quote multiple quotes on one reply please.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Meli Christmas Everybody!"

That made laugh stupidly

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A woman

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Right now.. A tub of haagen das, a bedtime puzzle, a hunk of chocolate oops that is chunk not hunk.

An announcement to say 2 weeks off for Christmas

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By *herry delightWoman
40 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

5 of my fuck buddys naked except for a Christmas bow on my bed.

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