FabSwingers.com forum: Your penis is not an egg plant

By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

Seriously what is that all about? How did the emoji for an egg plant become synonymous with a penis? Surely it should've been the banana, I mean there's always suggestive references in film and TV where an attractive woman (or guy) slowly eats a banana.

*starts googling egg plants to stare at them with intense confusion*

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

It's not an eggplant it's an aubergine

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By *ellinever70Woman
41 weeks ago

Ayrshire

An egg plant isn't an egg plant

It's an aubergine

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

I don't understand why they are called egg plants when they are neither the shape or colour of eggs

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By *red333Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Its not an aubergine its a butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

Well alright if you HAVE to be specific

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

You remind me of someone op

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"An egg plant isn't an egg plant

It's an aubergine

But which came first?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"An egg plant isn't an egg plant

It's an aubergine

But which came first? "

The penis

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"An egg plant isn't an egg plant

It's an aubergine

But which came first? "

Well since the Americans call an aubergine an eggplant and America is only a out 300 years old, I'd say aubergine was the original name

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Too right, OP! (Although the purple of the eggplant is reminiscent of many cocks on this site)

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"An egg plant isn't an egg plant

It's an aubergine

But which came first?

The penis"

Well, that was the first 2 mins of that debate taken care of!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"Too right, OP! (Although the purple of the eggplant is reminiscent of many cocks on this site)"

Ah yes, purple dick has been a real problem for this site

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Incidently I am having stuffed aubergines tonight but don't thing of them as anything more than just a nice tasty vegetable.

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Sadly, it is!!!

I'm waiting for the corrective surgery, but in the meantime making a good living with the travelling freak show.

Gbat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

I have just discovered that aubergines are actually fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

What veggie would suit better, courgette? Carrot? It's a meaty debate

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"I have just discovered that aubergines are actually fruit"

Related to tomatoes lol

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

"I have just discovered that aubergines are actually fruit"

Spanner in the works

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Too right, OP! (Although the purple of the eggplant is reminiscent of many cocks on this site)

Ah yes, purple dick has been a real problem for this site

Angry purple dick

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"What veggie would suit better, courgette? Carrot? It's a meaty debate

I think the chicken leg emoji looks a bit like an ejaculating penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"What veggie would suit better, courgette? Carrot? It's a meaty debate

No it needs to be a banana!

You know, "the fruit of my loins"..

It doesn't have the same ring to it if a dude said "the vegetable of my loins"

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By *eordieJeansCouple
41 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"What veggie would suit better, courgette? Carrot? It's a meaty debate

None because vegetables don’t have seeds.

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By *naswingdressWoman
41 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"An egg plant isn't an egg plant

It's an aubergine

But which came first?

Well since the Americans call an aubergine an eggplant and America is only a out 300 years old, I'd say aubergine was the original name "

Both terms are attested, to describe the vegetable, from 1763, according to the online etymology dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A geoduck has high levels of demon cock vibes going on.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"A geoduck has high levels of demon cock vibes going on. "

Wow

Just Googled it. Impressive !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"A geoduck has high levels of demon cock vibes going on. "

What the fuck is...

*Googles geoduck*

Oh good god

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
41 weeks ago

west london

In Indian we call it baangun

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"A geoduck has high levels of demon cock vibes going on.

Wow

Just Googled it. Impressive !"

Why does it sound like an enemy of the Power Rangers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"In Indian we call it baangun"

"Shake my baangun"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
41 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

What's the difference between an egg plant and aubergine? I thought they were the same thing?

I prefer aubergine as a term because it's more interesting than egg plant.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"What's the difference between an egg plant and aubergine? I thought they were the same thing?

Dulux sells aubergine coloured paint, not egg plant. Hope that helps !

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
41 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"What's the difference between an egg plant and aubergine? I thought they were the same thing?

Dulux sells aubergine coloured paint, not egg plant. Hope that helps !"

That helps a lot, thank you

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By *naswingdressWoman
41 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What's the difference between an egg plant and aubergine? I thought they were the same thing?

Dulux sells aubergine coloured paint, not egg plant. Hope that helps !"

I find this really weird.

It's a bit like saying that "mobile phone" is the wrong term because what's sold in Germany is a "Handy"

In the UK, companies use British terms. In other countries, they use the terms of those countries.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"In Indian we call it baangun"

... and in South Africa it's a brinjal.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Maidstone

"A geoduck has high levels of demon cock vibes going on.

What the fuck is...

*Googles geoduck*

Oh good god

Now I need to know which is tastier...

The Geoduck, Aubergine or Penis?

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By *naswingdressWoman
41 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"In Indian we call it baangun

... and in South Africa it's a brinjal."

In Australia it's an eggplant.

In the UK I've been shouted at for calling a courgette a zucchini. I was talking to my then husband about my shopping list, some weirdo overheard, and started screaming at me about destroying the English language.

I'm... sorry my ancestors got it from the Italians and your ancestors got it from the French. How very bad of me. I should be ashamed.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
41 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"In Indian we call it baangun

... and in South Africa it's a brinjal."

In England it’s a knob

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Central

"A geoduck has high levels of demon cock vibes going on.

What the fuck is...

*Googles geoduck*

Oh good god

Thanks

. Suitably warmed I'm not looking

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