FabSwingers.com forum: Woke up hard

By *oe7z OP Man
51 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

You've only just woke up!?!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably most men I'd assume.

Mrs

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By *allySlinkyWoman
51 weeks ago

Leeds

You woke up late !

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
51 weeks ago

Lincoln

Probably.

LvM

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By *avexxMan
51 weeks ago

cheshire

its normal you prob just wanted a piss

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By *eordieJeansCouple
51 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Afternoon wood?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
51 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?"

Sword fight?

LvM

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By *nsomniacMan
51 weeks ago

chester

Its rather common

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By *allySlinkyWoman
51 weeks ago

Leeds

"Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?

Sword fight?

LvM"

Who has the biggest weapon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Do you get softer as the day goes on?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?

Sword fight?

LvM

Who has the biggest weapon ?"

You going to be the judge?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
51 weeks ago

Leeds

"Do you get softer as the day goes on? "

I'm envisaging a melting candle, dripping wax...

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Do you get softer as the day goes on?

I'm envisaging a melting candle, dripping wax..."

Or a cardboard box in the rain.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

A windsock in a soft breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Me. Woke up this morning saying you want some? You want some?! To my pillow.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
51 weeks ago

Wirral

Wake up hard nearly every day lol

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By *TG3Man
51 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm always hard

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By *iking 777Man
51 weeks ago

wick

It's a sod when it wakes up before you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

Yep, put my clothes on, walked down the stairs like I had a roll of carpet under each arm, punched the kettle on.

Hard as fuck.

The mr

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By *EDandBREAKFASTMan
51 weeks ago

wexford

Happens me first thing every morning. Always dreaming of curvy ladies

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By *aybail-238Couple
51 weeks ago

hartlepool

"Yep, put my clothes on, walked down the stairs like I had a roll of carpet under each arm, punched the kettle on.

Hard as fuck.

The mr "

Carpet carrier haha

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

It's just one of the signs Mr Penis is healthy. Most of us get morning wood.

My problem is it wakes me up earlier than I want to wake up. So I get up and put the kettle on. Too tired to do anything else.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
51 weeks ago

Southampton

I find it hard to wake up

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By *amierebelMan
51 weeks ago

nae danger.

Never!!! it's only use is for pissing these days

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Anyone else?"

Not today

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