FabSwingers.com forum: What profession would immediately make you ooh

By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
41 weeks ago

London

Probably fantasy related but are there professions that if someone you were chatting to said they had you'd be like 'oooh' for whatever reason.

I do with female teachers. Probably that classic schoolboy fantasy but as soon as a hot woman tells me they're a teacher, I'm borderline sold there and then!

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By *cott73Man
41 weeks ago

brighton

Pastry chef...

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
41 weeks ago

stanley

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By *naswingdressWoman
41 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Academic.

Talk nerdy to me

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By *oodmessMan
41 weeks ago

yumsville

Foreign language interpreter.. French (and all that stuff)

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By *hogun300Man
41 weeks ago

Dundee

Absolutely none

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By *ellhungvweMan
41 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Billionaire businesswoman hiring for a new sex toy.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Um, anything they're obviously invested in and passionate about. I love seeing people go into something they care about.

Oh or if they worked with cephalopods. That would be super interesting to me.

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By *r SensualMan
41 weeks ago

London

Anything healthcare or medical related… doctor, nurse and so on

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By *rHotNottsMan
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sailor, pilot, footballer, soldier. Love women who take on adventurous or traditionally male skills and I’ve met three on the list here and spoken to the fourth!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Mortician ooofft

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By *oxy jWoman
41 weeks ago

somerset

cheif cake baker

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"cheif cake baker

Mmmm fanny batter

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Vampire.

Mrs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Vampire.

Mrs

Is it a profession tho?

More of a hobby

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

Entrepreneur

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"Vampire.

Mrs

Is it a profession tho?

More of a hobby "

I like my vampire's to be professionals.

Mrs

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By *inkygentkentMan
41 weeks ago

Maidstone

Hope this doesn't come across as sexist because I don't want it to, but female truck and train drivers do it for me

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Vampire.

Mrs

Is it a profession tho?

More of a hobby

I like my vampire's to be professionals.

Mrs "

Like a lawyer?

But they are vampires anyway not the blood sucking variety.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincoln

Billionaire who moonlights as a pornstar, and has a sugar mama kink

LvM

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Vampire.

Mrs

Is it a profession tho?

More of a hobby

I like my vampire's to be professionals.

Mrs "

You rang?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Astrophysicist.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Astrophysicist."

Brian Cox?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Like a lawyer?"

I didn’t think I had an answer for this thread but now you’ve made me think about lawyers. One of my hottest ever flings was with a lawyer. There was something damn sexy about her taking me home on her lunch break, dressed for the office, and getting down on her knees to suck my cock.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

Fireman

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Anything healthcare or medical related… doctor, nurse and so on "

I'm in healthcare

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Astrophysicist.

Brian Cox?"

The profession makes me go ooh, I don't necessarily want to have sex with them.

Cox or no Cox.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

Chef.

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By *aitonelMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Absolutely none"

This

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By *iHungMikeMan
41 weeks ago

Shaw

I love makeup artists and hairdressers, and think they are amazing talented people, had the pleasure of having fun with a nice hairdresser in the past

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
41 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Scrap metal collector. A bonus if they steal.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Scrap metal collector. A bonus if they steal."

Or steel

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By *ilffadMan
41 weeks ago

swansea

Solicitors and teachers, been lucky enough to have both, incredibly sexy and up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Anyone in a medical profession - oh yeah

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
41 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Always had a thing for air stewardesses, just love the uniforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Absolutely none.

Never date/fuck anyone in law.

Never fuck a forumite.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

In fact the bigger a salary a man has the more I'd run a mile.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
41 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"In fact the bigger a salary a man has the more I'd run a mile."

Not sure I'd ever equate income with attraction, tend to take people as I find them from multi-millionaires to those at the opposite end. Have met arseholes at both ends of the spectrum and also lovely folks at both ends. All comes down to the person and chemistry.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"In fact the bigger a salary a man has the more I'd run a mile.

So true x

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
41 weeks ago

west london

Head chef....as I'm one too

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'm always impressed by Doctors of Medicine. But it doesn't make we want to fuck them, I'm just oppressed by their dedication to such a course of study.

Gbat

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

If she’s a fed it’s a ‘oh…nice chatting to you’ and if she’s almost anything else I don’t mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"In fact the bigger a salary a man has the more I'd run a mile.

When someone who earns a decent salary implies you don't understand mortgages, salaries and losing a house says "Unless I sit you down with pen and paper you just aren't going to get it"

"The mums at the private school my kids went to found time to read why can't you"

"I've gifted you the book how many YEARS shall I give you to actually read it.

I could go on, someone with that attitude is not attractive.

You then avoid good/high earners like the plague like I do. I don't doubt there's some nice people in either end of the spectrum but I'd rather not risk that shit coming my way again.

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

…..actually if there are any women scaffolders on here, message me. I’d like to see how many are joining up.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away"

I hope she wasnt

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
41 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"In fact the bigger a salary a man has the more I'd run a mile.

When someone who earns a decent salary implies you don't understand mortgages, salaries and losing a house says "Unless I sit you down with pen and paper you just aren't going to get it"

"The mums at the private school my kids went to found time to read why can't you"

"I've gifted you the book how many YEARS shall I give you to actually read it.

I could go on, someone with that attitude is not attractive.

You then avoid good/high earners like the plague like I do. I don't doubt there's some nice people in either end of the spectrum but I'd rather not risk that shit coming my way again.

You are right, it's all about shared values and empathy, if someone is an arse because they feel superior because of their income they are an arse, full stop.

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By *JtheTomMan
41 weeks ago

London

Someone non healthcare... would just end up talking shop all the time. Someone who is academic however that could have fascinating conversations with of course

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Someone non healthcare... would just end up talking shop all the time. Someone who is academic however that could have fascinating conversations with of course"

Damnit

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By *oeydogsMan
41 weeks ago

brentwood

Victoria’s Secret model maybe

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away

I hope she wasnt"

Ah look who’s decided to chime in.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Whichever professions roll their sleeves up a lot

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
41 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away

I hope she wasnt"

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away

I hope she wasnt

Ah look who’s decided to chime in."

Fine I'll go

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By *eordieJeansCouple
41 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away"

There’s a joke in there about erecting somewhere

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By *emboy AlexTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Chadderton, Manchester

fighter pilot. Would make me go ohhh definitely

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away

I hope she wasnt

Ah look who’s decided to chime in.

Fine I'll go "

No no please stay and chime in more often. It’s a pleasure to have some kind of dialogue with you even if you did kill off my fab soul mate Jaga.

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

"Female scaffolder.

Only seen one once and I was blown away

There’s a joke in there about erecting somewhere "

Yeah it’s the old “scaffolders have the best erections” quip.

Imagine what it would be like getting a wank of a woman who can pump up and hemp a 21ft long.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
41 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"fighter pilot. Would make me go ohhh definitely"

Would he "Take your breath away"....

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Probably fantasy related but are there professions that if someone you were chatting to said they had you'd be like 'oooh' for whatever reason.

I do with female teachers. Probably that classic schoolboy fantasy but as soon as a hot woman tells me they're a teacher, I'm borderline sold there and then!"

Hmmmm I think if they said their a paleontologist, I'd be really interested not on my own behalf but for someone who is incredibly incredibly important to me, I'd be pumping them for loads of information. Also an archeologist that would be cool, but that would be for me and me going ohhhhh internally.

A brain surgeon as I have a personal interest in that ..... That would definitely get a 'ohhhhh, have you ever ...etc etc'.

Aside from that I don't think I'd get overly excited or Ohhhh about someone's job. But seeing someone interested and invested in their job that can get me interested too, even if the first 'oh I'm an x,y,z' doesn't cause an ohhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Lady of the night

at least then I have a chance at sex

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

No love here for the IT workers? We’re the forgotten people that hold the world together these days, and people only think about us when things go wrong

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By *abonTedCouple
41 weeks ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

Tree surgeons!! Intelligent, physical, strong, nature lovers, adventurous…what’s not to like!

And maybe tour guides - I shagged 3 when I was travelling back in the day

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By *inkygentkentMan
41 weeks ago

Maidstone

"No love here for the IT workers? We’re the forgotten people that hold the world together these days, and people only think about us when things go wrong

I feel your pain! Maybe our tools are too small

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
41 weeks ago

Norwich

"Solicitors and teachers, been lucky enough to have both, incredibly sexy and up for it"

My mrs is a solicitor.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A janitor

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
41 weeks ago

Norwich

"fighter pilot. Would make me go ohhh definitely"

I had a chat in a pub in London once with a fighter pilot. Or so he claimed. Possible the most boorish and tedious person I ever met. And I live with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I'm always very attracted to creative souls. A man who is passionate about creating something beautiful and is skillful in his chosen field is *chefs kiss*

Their minds are deliciously curious and the focus on perfecting their craft is very hot to observe

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
41 weeks ago

Norwich

I’d like another physiotherapist.

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By *alandNitaCouple
41 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

None.

Jobs and uniforms aren't a turn at all.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"None.

Jobs and uniforms aren't a turn at all.

Nita "

I totally misinterpreted the initial thread question. My ohhhhhh weren't ohhhhhh of sexy turned on-ness, but ohhhh as in 'that's so interesting'.

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By *alandNitaCouple
41 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"None.

Jobs and uniforms aren't a turn at all.

Nita

I totally misinterpreted the initial thread question. My ohhhhhh weren't ohhhhhh of sexy turned on-ness, but ohhhh as in 'that's so interesting'."

It could easily be me who misinterpreted it

There's lots where I'd be "Ooh that's fascinating, tell me more"

Nita

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By *ddie1966Man
41 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"In fact the bigger a salary a man has the more I'd run a mile."

That's good....

I'm broke.

Give us a kiss and lend us a fiver.....

I have to agree though, money isn't a motivator for me and never will be.

I'm rich because I love what I do.

So long as I have enough to do what I like to do, I'm happy and would never say Oooooh to someone else's job.

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

"Absolutely none.

Never date/fuck anyone in law.

Never fuck a forumite.

Is this the equivalent of shagging someone at work?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
41 weeks ago

London

Psychologists.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"None.

Jobs and uniforms aren't a turn at all.

Nita "

Oh I disagree.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
41 weeks ago

stanley

I have huge admiration for anyone in medical care, and those who work providing mental health care. I’d want to hear about their experiences but I guess given what the deal with on a daily basis would that’s probably not what they would want.

Don’t get me wrong tho the old fashioned Dre’s based nurses uniforms are still a turn on for me too.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
41 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"None.

Jobs and uniforms aren't a turn at all.

Nita

Oh I disagree.

Me too, love uniforms and women in business suits.

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By *hawn ScottMan
41 weeks ago

london Brixton

physiotherapist!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Well that's me fucked ( or not in this case) no ladies have said carpenter.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
41 weeks ago

little house on the praire

A vet like Noel Fitzpatrick

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By *he ass man 666Man
41 weeks ago

between your legs

Can’t believe forklift driver hasn’t come up , high vis too lol

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By *ark desiresxxxxCouple
41 weeks ago

Chester

I’m a teacher xxxx

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
41 weeks ago

stanley

"I’m a teacher xxxx "

What do I need to do to get detention? Lol

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By *ark desiresxxxxCouple
41 weeks ago

Chester

Omg I hear that so often lol xxx by being a very very naughty boy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Well that's me fucked ( or not in this case) no ladies have said carpenter."

I said passionate creative. I'd count a skilled chippy in that category

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By *orny-DJMan
41 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Magician

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By *mf123Man
41 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dinner lady

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By *riental_brit_studMan
41 weeks ago

London

Slutty nurse.

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
41 weeks ago

London

This thread got weirder than I anticipated

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By *eordieJeansCouple
41 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"This thread got weirder than I anticipated

A Brucey thread getting weird? Who woulda thunk it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

Dunno. I'm not taken in by any specific profession.

Yours,

A teacher

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
41 weeks ago

London

"This thread got weirder than I anticipated

A Brucey thread getting weird? Who woulda thunk it?"

I don't know what's happened lately but even I'm getting all like

Damn dawg cmon now!

In the judgey way!

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By *eroLondonMan
40 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Dunno. I'm not taken in by any specific profession.

Yours,

A teacher "

•

Whenever she ^ wears her lab' coat it makes my Vas deferens tingle.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
40 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"This thread got weirder than I anticipated

A Brucey thread getting weird? Who woulda thunk it?

I don't know what's happened lately but even I'm getting all like

Damn dawg cmon now!

In the judgey way!"

I don’t even want to know which comment took it too far. If it’s too far for you it must be grim.

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
40 weeks ago

London

"This thread got weirder than I anticipated

A Brucey thread getting weird? Who woulda thunk it?

I don't know what's happened lately but even I'm getting all like

Damn dawg cmon now!

In the judgey way!

I don’t even want to know which comment took it too far. If it’s too far for you it must be grim."

Same. That's the concerning thing. Maybe I found Jesus?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
40 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"This thread got weirder than I anticipated

A Brucey thread getting weird? Who woulda thunk it?

I don't know what's happened lately but even I'm getting all like

Damn dawg cmon now!

In the judgey way!

I don’t even want to know which comment took it too far. If it’s too far for you it must be grim.

Same. That's the concerning thing. Maybe I found Jesus?"

And tried to bang Mary Magdalene?

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By *opinovMan
40 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I seem to have a thing for female carpenters... wood.

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By *ilffadMan
40 weeks ago

swansea

Ooff, talk to me about de Bono's hats!

"I’m a teacher xxxx "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Egyptologist

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By *eroLondonMan
40 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Egyptologist

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Can't say Pharaoh than that.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
40 weeks ago

Newcastle

Private security/bodyguard

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Macdonald's workers.

Free hashbrowns!!

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By *ootle.bootyWoman
40 weeks ago

bootle

Soldier or Police Officer

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Military, fire fighter, pilot.

Guess I like uniforms

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I guess I like teachers…

things are getting very weird in fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Nurse, pharmacist, doctor. Anyone medical

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By *hrek101Man
40 weeks ago

Herts

From as far back as a kid it's always been nurses

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By *astyfella999Man
40 weeks ago

newcastle

I’m a real horny paramedic pm me

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Egyptologist

•

Can't say Pharaoh than that."

Well played Nero. This comment deserved more praise than it got.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"From as far back as a kid it's always been nurses"

Not a nurse but I do work in a hospital

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