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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You’re modest too

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
48 weeks ago

Neath valley.

More like full of shit

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"You’re modest too"

Just a polite confident man.

Nothing wrong with that x

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By *ose manMan
48 weeks ago

kells

Stiff with nice juicy head to suck on ..

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London

Eye-watering specimen

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Stiff with nice juicy head to suck on .. "

I like the word juicy.

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By *ose manMan
48 weeks ago

kells

Big load also

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

What a perfect specimen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
48 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Hi carrickxx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London

Oh didn't the other resurrection generate enough for you?

Only ribbing you because I'm jealous obviously! So green with envy!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs "

In your opinion ofcourse.

It’s like the people that say they don’t like dick pics on the profile.

Well I had no cock pic as my profile for ages and then I put my cock as my profile and my messages go crazy. It works.

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs "

But Mrs - have you not seen Carricks dick?! It deserves to be on billboards in Times Square! It's MAGNIFICENT

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

But Mrs - have you not seen Carricks dick?! It deserves to be on billboards in Times Square! It's MAGNIFICENT "

Load of bollocks - literally.

Just another cock.

Mrs

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

In your opinion ofcourse.

It’s like the people that say they don’t like dick pics on the profile.

Well I had no cock pic as my profile for ages and then I put my cock as my profile and my messages go crazy. It works."

Brb. Changing my profile pic.

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

But Mrs - have you not seen Carricks dick?! It deserves to be on billboards in Times Square! It's MAGNIFICENT

Load of bollocks - literally.

Just another cock.

Mrs "

Just another...how dare you!

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By *a LunaWoman
48 weeks ago

South Wales

It is pretty majestic

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Congratulations. I guess?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
48 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hey Carrick, good to see you back and solid

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By *ugarplumpfairyWoman
48 weeks ago

scotland


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs "

Exactly this!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"It is pretty majestic "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

If it had a slight bend it would be perfect. Otherwise a solid 7.5/10.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
48 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Hello Carrick, good to see you and your dick back on the forum

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By *viatrixWoman
48 weeks ago

Redhill

Always been a big admirer of your cock.

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By *avexxMan
48 weeks ago

cheshire

i do wish i had a dick like that,, i might get one for christmas who knows,,,

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"You’re modest too

Just a polite confident man.

Nothing wrong with that x"

As long as the bellend is on the right end you're good to go!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"i do wish i had a dick like that,, i might get one for christmas who knows,,,"

I’ve got one. I keep it in the bedside table and the Mrs uses it when I’m at work.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

You not getting bored with this yet OP?

Maybe do a festive edition with a Santa hat and beard on your amazing peen

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

You not getting bored with this yet OP?

Maybe do a festive edition with a Santa hat and beard on your amazing peen "

Bumping the previous 1639 posts didn't work so I guess we get a new one.

Mrs

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd love to add it to my collection of perfect cocks. I'd put it in a nice box in the freezer. Next to the heads...

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Haha perfect head as well tbh. Good looking boy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
48 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh wow. A penis.

Don't see many of those round these parts.

Congratulations OP

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Love to see mrs m bounce up and down on it plus a rear entry pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


""

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over


"You’re modest too

Just a polite confident man.

Nothing wrong with that x

As long as the bellend is on the right end you're good to go! "

I have seen them hanging outside tourist shops in Blackpool and Tenerife

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"You’re modest too

Just a polite confident man.

Nothing wrong with that x

As long as the bellend is on the right end you're good to go!

I have seen them hanging outside tourist shops in Blackpool and Tenerife "

And the forum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
48 weeks ago

Wirral.

Ah, Carrick. Good to see you & your magnificent member back - I've missed you

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
48 weeks ago

Sandwell


"You’re modest too

Just a polite confident man.

Nothing wrong with that x

As long as the bellend is on the right end you're good to go! "

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Ah, Carrick. Good to see you & your magnificent member back - I've missed you "

I like that word. Good choice

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Well you know, honestly, why shouldn't you be happy about your cock?

So long as you're not waving it in unsuspecting passerby faces, then you enjoy it as much as you want.

Long may you be happy with it

MrsAbz

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By *icolerobbieCouple
48 weeks ago

walsall

It’s not perfect, but it’ll do….

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By *educing_EmCouple
48 weeks ago

Tipperary

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By *educing_EmCouple
48 weeks ago

Tipperary

When I say I'd like to be more confident, this is not what I mean .

That green arrow is

Em

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

My dream cock for sure but my vagina doesn't fit the beauty standards so we wouldn't be well matched.

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By *inky ChefMan
48 weeks ago

Norwich

Would you consider to be an ego donor?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"My dream cock for sure but my vagina doesn't fit the beauty standards so we wouldn't be well matched. "

There is a beauty standard for a vagina?! I just don't need anymore things to worry about.

I will pretend you did not mention this at all

MrsAbz

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Go you Carrick, fair fucks to you pal..........let the haters hate innit,

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Go you Carrick, fair fucks to you pal..........let the haters hate innit, "

Mr btw

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"My dream cock for sure but my vagina doesn't fit the beauty standards so we wouldn't be well matched.

There is a beauty standard for a vagina?! I just don't need anymore things to worry about.

I will pretend you did not mention this at all

MrsAbz

"

Unfortunately, yes. But I actually think people are a lot less bothered these days than they were 10 years ago.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
48 weeks ago

Maidstone

I like it

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By *oofy321Man
48 weeks ago

moon base zero


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

In your opinion ofcourse.

It’s like the people that say they don’t like dick pics on the profile.

Well I had no cock pic as my profile for ages and then I put my cock as my profile and my messages go crazy. It works."

Can I borrow it for a day? Lol

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By *eyond PurityCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Get on to the site owners to sort out your verifications not working - with a cock like that surely they should be going on weekly instead of hardly any

K

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By *illy IdolMan
48 weeks ago

Midlands

The man, the penis, the legend

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By *as2cheatMan
48 weeks ago

harrow

Mines better it has me attached to it

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By *penbicoupleCouple
48 weeks ago

Northampton


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

Why does it matter to you?

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By *ary 121Man
48 weeks ago

East Bergholt


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

. How sad are you fella

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By *agneto.Man
48 weeks ago

Bham


"Hello Carrick, good to see you and your dick back on the forum"
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There's been a gaping hole without it.

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By *trueceltMan
48 weeks ago

Bristol

what a dick

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
48 weeks ago

little house on the praire

And they say women are bitchy. Plenty of bitchy men on here

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"And they say women are bitchy. Plenty of bitchy men on here"

Men and their cock envy, or confidence envy

Mr

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London

I'm slapping my penis right now for being so damn pathetic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"Well you know, honestly, why shouldn't you be happy about your cock?

So long as you're not waving it in unsuspecting passerby faces, then you enjoy it as much as you want.

Long may you be happy with it

MrsAbz "

He's have someone's eye out, waving that around

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Well you know, honestly, why shouldn't you be happy about your cock?

So long as you're not waving it in unsuspecting passerby faces, then you enjoy it as much as you want.

Long may you be happy with it

MrsAbz

He's have someone's eye out, waving that around "

What a way to go

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

You know Carrick ..... you've never told a lie.

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

People used to clamour for attention from a woman who excelled in bigging herself up.

Men adored her; women wanted to be her.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"People used to clamour for attention from a woman who excelled in bigging herself up.

Men adored her; women wanted to be her."

Is it me again Nanna ....or you this time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

"Look at me with my perfect cock. I get so excited when women's eyes light up at how perfect it is. This is my only selling point and my personality matches my sausage"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

"Look at me with my perfect cock. I get so excited when women's eyes light up at how perfect it is. This is my only selling point and my personality matches my sausage""

No. We are all too busy looking at Carrick

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Seen better

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Perfect you should be proud with your tool

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London


"People used to clamour for attention from a woman who excelled in bigging herself up.

Men adored her; women wanted to be her.

Is it me again Nanna ....or you this time ?"

I don't like to blow me own trumpet (yes, it's me)

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

I think me and Carrick would make a beautiful couple.

Him with his huge penis, and me with my huge vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

It's very nice. I prefer ones with a bit of a kink though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think me and Carrick would make a beautiful couple.

Him with his huge penis, and me with my huge vagina "

Helloooooo Helloooooooo echo echo echo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's very nice. I prefer ones with a bit of a kink though. "

I only ever had one banana one with a mushroom topper and it was jolly jolly good old bean ...... got into all the right places.....

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It's very nice. I prefer ones with a bit of a kink though.

I only ever had one banana one with a mushroom topper and it was jolly jolly good old bean ...... got into all the right places..... "

Eww no not for me. Hate mushrooms. Glad it hit the holes for ya though

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

lol how do you get your head in and out the door frame

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London


"I think me and Carrick would make a beautiful couple.

Him with his huge penis, and me with my huge vagina

Helloooooo Helloooooooo echo echo echo "

Ummm, Granny...what you doing crouched between my legs

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By *inkykatie2016Woman
47 weeks ago

Belfast

Nice cock. How about a view from above

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

I have always wondered... Why people bother to give attention to those they perceive to be attention seekers.

You are fueling the thing you complain about. Guaranteed, without most of these responses his threads would fall in to oblivion so fast and likely be a bigger knock to his ego/confidence than any insult anyone here can muster up.

Ah shit, I've just added to it...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think me and Carrick would make a beautiful couple.

Him with his huge penis, and me with my huge vagina

Helloooooo Helloooooooo echo echo echo

Ummm, Granny...what you doing crouched between my legs "

Keeping warm in the blast !

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

If you post 12 photos at 30 degree angles we could make out own Carrick sundial. Better still, print off 24 photos of your magnificent member and make a Carrick Cock advent calendar. Keep it seasonal.

You are a forum legend, don't ever change (angles or otherwise)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"If you post 12 photos at 30 degree angles we could make out own Carrick sundial. Better still, print off 24 photos of your magnificent member and make a Carrick Cock advent calendar. Keep it seasonal.

You are a forum legend, don't ever change (angles or otherwise) "

T

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By *oofy321Man
47 weeks ago

moon base zero

I used to think op was a prat, but over time I've come to like him..says what he wants about his cock,takes the negative comments and still smiles, keep it up fella x

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By *hinypants77Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds

What a bellend. Smh

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By *ale69Man
47 weeks ago

cumbria

Looks perfect to me wow

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By *rHotNottsMan
47 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sorry to disappoint , but If dolly’s eyes light up it simply means she’s fully charged

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"I used to think op was a prat, but over time I've come to like him..says what he wants about his cock,takes the negative comments and still smiles, keep it up fella x"

I think he keeps it up fairly often

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By *sername already in useMan
47 weeks ago

manchester

Congrats on being 1 in 3.5 billion people to have a penis.

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By *ale69Man
47 weeks ago

cumbria

But I also think my cock is great too!! Lol

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By *ary 121Man
47 weeks ago

East Bergholt

??

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over


"But I also think my cock is great too!! Lol"

Start a club

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By *uckyman87Man
47 weeks ago

Ashford

I've never had any complaints about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By *ary 121Man
47 weeks ago

East Bergholt


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs With the biggest prick pushing

It ffs

But Mrs - have you not seen Carricks dick?! It deserves to be on billboards in Times Square! It's MAGNIFICENT

Load of bollocks - literally.

Just another cock.

Mrs "

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs "

Couldn’t agree more.

It could be the prettiest cock in the world but if it’s attached to a man I’m not physically attracted to, I don’t want it.

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By *sername already in useMan
47 weeks ago

manchester


"I've never had any complaints about mine "

To your face.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I've never had any complaints about mine

To your face. "

This is a valid point

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By *xfordjohnMan
47 weeks ago

Oxford

Splendid, OP, splendid.

No harm in being proud of your assets in this club, even if not everybody wants a share.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I used to think op was a prat, but over time I've come to like him..says what he wants about his cock,takes the negative comments and still smiles, keep it up fella x"

Likewise.

I’d absolutely get a pint with you.

Normal guy. Nothing better.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Congrats on being 1 in 3.5 billion people to have a penis. "

Thank you x

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By *lam granWoman
47 weeks ago

falkirk

It's a fucking belter.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"It's a fucking belter. "

Thank you x

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

What is it? Cant't make it out

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By *hynot3Man
47 weeks ago

Middlesbrough


"You’re modest too"

Hahahahahaha…class…I would say 100% what everyone thought…or maybe he’s just having a bit of fun…hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It's a fucking belter.

Thank you x"

She's just desperate Cazza

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By *lam granWoman
47 weeks ago

falkirk

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By *lam granWoman
47 weeks ago

falkirk


"It's a fucking belter.

Thank you x

She's just desperate Cazza"

Needing something to fill me up after yours left me rather peckish Mr DF

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
47 weeks ago

Reading

It IS a very pretty penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It's a fucking belter.

Thank you x

She's just desperate Cazza

Needing something to fill me up after yours left me rather peckish Mr DF "

It was cold

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By *ir SupremacyMan
47 weeks ago

Bolton

The ladies will need plenty of training to use that weapon x

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"It IS a very pretty penis."

Thanks ????

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"It IS a very pretty penis.

Thanks ????"

Don't question yourself. Own it, you jammy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"The ladies will need plenty of training to use that weapon x"

What would we train on? Interested

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"The ladies will need plenty of training to use that weapon x

What would we train on? Interested "

Baby elephant

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By *illan-KillashMan
47 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

In your opinion ofcourse.

It’s like the people that say they don’t like dick pics on the profile.

Well I had no cock pic as my profile for ages and then I put my cock as my profile and my messages go crazy. It works."

When I had a cock pic I got loads of messages from blokes too.

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By *ntandTayCouple
47 weeks ago

Here or there

There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all. "

You don’t know me, I’m not arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

Yawn, boring when people do this, or once you've had black you never go back. Bullshit...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"The ladies will need plenty of training to use that weapon x

What would we train on? Interested

Baby elephant "

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

Yawn, boring when people do this, or once you've had black you never go back. Bullshit... "

Have you had black, out of interest?

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By *ysteryDocMan
47 weeks ago

Cambridge

They are all sort like the same angle. Very nice cock not going to say otherwise but you seem a bit full of yourself so no money in the world would make me fuck with such a cocky guy.

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By *ysteryDocMan
47 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

Yawn, boring when people do this, or once you've had black you never go back. Bullshit...

Have you had black, out of interest? "

Wouldn’t that be a plot twist

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By *penbicoupleCouple
47 weeks ago

Northampton


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all. "

^ This

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By *ordonBennettMan
47 weeks ago

dover

Severz Women have uttered my Fab username when they first catch sight of my willie……

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Severz Women have uttered my Fab username when they first catch sight of my willie……"

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all.

^ This"

But do you find a perfect cock attractive?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

Yawn, boring when people do this, or once you've had black you never go back. Bullshit...

Have you had black, out of interest?

Wouldn’t that be a plot twist "

If you haven't had black how do you know that you'd never go back or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

Yawn, boring when people do this, or once you've had black you never go back. Bullshit...

Have you had black, out of interest?

Wouldn’t that be a plot twist

If you haven't had black how do you know that you'd never go back or not?"

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all.

You don’t know me, I’m not arrogant.

"

Your green arrow tells another story mr carrick.!!

Does anyone else get an Undertones song pop into their head when seeing this thread.????

T

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all.

You don’t know me, I’m not arrogant.

Your green arrow tells another story mr carrick.!!

Does anyone else get an Undertones song pop into their head when seeing this thread.????

T"

I think you’ve commented on every single one.

Sometimes with abuse, sometimes with a laugh - I take both well and welcome them.

But please going forward don’t feel the need to post 8/9 times to each thread.

Let it go : ) x

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all.

You don’t know me, I’m not arrogant.

Your green arrow tells another story mr carrick.!!

Does anyone else get an Undertones song pop into their head when seeing this thread.????

T

I think you’ve commented on every single one.

Sometimes with abuse, sometimes with a laugh - I take both well and welcome them.

But please going forward don’t feel the need to post 8/9 times to each thread.

Let it go : ) x"

I like to help you get exposure by numbing your threads and I’m happy to help and point out the obvious.

T

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
47 weeks ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

You lit up my eyes that's for sure

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is.

You lit up my eyes that's for sure "

Kind of a fan of eyes rolling to the back of the head but eyes lighting up I can accept x

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
47 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"There's confidence then there's arrogance. Not many of us women find arrogance attractive at all.

You don’t know me, I’m not arrogant.

"

Carrick, you do your thing, if others take that as arrogance so be it, no need to justify yourself to random people on tinternet...

If you wanna make countless threads about your perfect eye lighting peen. Then do so.....

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I mean just because something looks good does it actually mean it is good haha.

For me personally it is the man attached to the penis that makes it worth while for me or not,I appreciate the love you have for your member though after all your together forever ha.

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By *angzMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester, London & sometimes Newcastle


"Well a small number of jealous males say on here my cock pics were all one angle and accused it of being average size. So I’ve uploaded a few new angles.

Uploaded a new photo which will show just how perfect it is.

I do love when girls / woman’s eye light up when they see how solid I go, how long I last and how perfect looking it is. "

Yes, but you need some pics with a sky remote next to it too.

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By *ister_EMan
47 weeks ago

Hayling Island

Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!"

Almost makes sense - thank you

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By *imGimMan
47 weeks ago

london

Why would anyone be jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!"

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!

Almost makes sense - thank you "

And whoosh it goes way over his head.

Bless.

My perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn’t.

T

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!

Almost makes sense - thank you

And whoosh it goes way over his head.

Bless.

My perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn’t.

T"

I understood it perfectly.

I meet hate with kindness my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Basically an excuse to put it on here in the hopes women will check your profile out

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London


"Basically an excuse to put it on here in the hopes women will check your profile out"

Nice profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

It's a canny cock to be fair!

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By *ove2lickMan
47 weeks ago

Sheffield

Not a shy chap

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By *a1970Man
47 weeks ago

East cork

If you've got it flaunt it.... Well done you op.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Basically an excuse to put it on here in the hopes women will check your profile out

Nice profile. "

Well thank you thanks for looking

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Not a shy chap "

Are any of us shy on here ?!

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Not a shy chap

Are any of us shy on here ?!

"

I'm a little shy

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Not a shy chap

Are any of us shy on here ?!

I'm a little shy "

For a white guy?

MrsAbz

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
47 weeks ago

chichester

Carrick can you post a pick of your cock from behind with your balls hanging as well. I think we need this need important angle for full assessment

Plus it is Christmas

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By *agondaMan
47 weeks ago

Witterings


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs "

Well said.. surely a great relationship doesn’t start with a pic,of any part of the body, and certainly not a cock pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs "

Erm this is my thought too op

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Urgh, another cock in a sea of 10000's of cocks.

The perfect cock is attached to a decent man, a cock on its own isn't perfect, it's just yet another dick pic.

Mrs

But Mrs - have you not seen Carricks dick?! It deserves to be on billboards in Times Square! It's MAGNIFICENT "

Should mould it too

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By *imGimMan
47 weeks ago

london

The only person who comes close to that description is Richard Mann

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just the 150 replies

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Just the 150 replies "

Top shagger

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By *ose manMan
47 weeks ago

kells


"Just the 150 replies "
.. So how long you last ..

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over


"Just the 150 replies "

But there was a lot of competition on another thread earlier when everyone got their willy out when you were not looking. You started a trend now

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By *imGimMan
47 weeks ago

london

Confidence is healthy, and insecurities are normal. In my 20s I considered having my cock size reduced. Me I'm very open about sex. Having a big dick doesn't make you popular. Just exploitable.

Also there is a double standard, where it's ok to criticise guys for having a big dick, but to do so to a smaller is considere bodyshame

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By *lam granWoman
47 weeks ago

falkirk

Still a fucking belter

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By *hatsneededMan
47 weeks ago

Exeter


"Still a fucking belter "

A thorough knowledge such as your own must be acknowledge and acclaimed....if not persued

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Still a fucking belter "

Thank you

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Well done on your winky the skill and training you must have went thru to get it is inspiring

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By *olden PoleMan
47 weeks ago

Kent

I’m in if anyone’s interested in girth.

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!

Almost makes sense - thank you

And whoosh it goes way over his head.

Bless.

My perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn’t.

T

I understood it perfectly.

I meet hate with kindness my dear."

its the guy commenting

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"Not looked at your profile, but fro. Your post, I have to agree you come off as a perfect cock!

Almost makes sense - thank you

And whoosh it goes way over his head.

Bless.

My perfect cousin

What I like to do he doesn’t.

T

I understood it perfectly.

I meet hate with kindness my dear."

Oh come on it’s hardly hate is it more like harsh humour imho but then you are a special person carrick and only a few posts until your next thread so wahoo!!!!

But this thread has me thinking of the Undertones.

T

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By *moothshaftMan
47 weeks ago

Coventry


"If it had a slight bend it would be perfect. Otherwise a solid 7.5/10.

"

Mine has a curve to the left. X

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By *ruceyyMan
47 weeks ago

London


"Confidence is healthy, and insecurities are normal. In my 20s I considered having my cock size reduced. Me I'm very open about sex. Having a big dick doesn't make you popular. Just exploitable.

Also there is a double standard, where it's ok to criticise guys for having a big dick, but to do so to a smaller is considere bodyshame "

Who criticises big dicks?!

I mean I'm happy with my size as have heard how painful they can be but let's face it, many women want your kinda bad boys so embrace it!

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"If it had a slight bend it would be perfect. Otherwise a solid 7.5/10.

Mine has a curve to the left. X"

conservative

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