FabSwingers.com forum: It's made with love

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cooking a delicious roast dinner for my partner, she loves my cooking, and I love seeing her enjoy my food.

*with complete focus and attention to the task at hand, he boils the sweet potatoes, seasons the chicken, carefully folds a sheet of foil for the string beans and almond flakes. Chopping the onion and garlic for the homemade stuffing, preparing the carrots and broccoli to be gently fried off before going into the oven. Making the gravy to just the right consistency for her*

*He watches the time closely, calculating prep and cooking times so that everything is cooked perfectly. The roast needs to be perfect, thus the execution must also be perfect*

Share your love for cooking, and how you express your love for those close to you through the medium of good food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love trying different methods of cooking, love adding as I go. Knowing the basic ingredients but playing it by ear. I must say most of my spontaneous cooking is wonderful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love trying different methods of cooking, love adding as I go. Knowing the basic ingredients but playing it by ear. I must say most of my spontaneous cooking is wonderful "

That's quite like how I cook, I follow recipes as a rough guide but for the most part I wing it, eyeball it, and trust my instincts. So I use food as a form of art, and when it comes out tasting delicious it's wildly satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mins on full power, wait for the ‘ping’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my woman like I love my roasting.

Stuff her full of meat, and leave her dripping juices.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 mins on full power, wait for the ‘ping’ "

*Cringes at the thought of using the popty-ping*

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

Is the secret ingredient...

*smears the marinade over the thighs for a golden glaze*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God now I'm hungry

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

Like in Fight Club

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

Is the secret ingredient...

*smears the marinade over the thighs for a golden glaze*

Knew it!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"God now I'm hungry"

Was totally my jizz comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God now I'm hungry

Was totally my jizz comment "

Don't ruin food for me as well as penis Kai.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow! "

Yes... and ???

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is going on? What is this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

"2 mins on full power, wait for the ‘ping’

*Cringes at the thought of using the popty-ping*"

I never use a micro wave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow! "

Jizz can be yellow. Granted it's usually frowned upon if that sort gets sprayed all over dessert. But still....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm sorry, but what the fuck is going on? What is this thread?

Oh do keep up lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"God now I'm hungry

Was totally my jizz comment

Don't ruin food for me as well as penis Kai. "

I did say I can disappoint more!

Wait... Did you just call my penis disappointing?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why is it basically you but in a profile pic-less man form is my question

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I do enjoy cooking and I'm probably a bit of a feeder. Not quite as poetic as the op though.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???"

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"God now I'm hungry

Was totally my jizz comment

Don't ruin food for me as well as penis Kai.

I did say I can disappoint more!

Wait... Did you just call my penis disappointing?"

Yes she did on account of it hibernating

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I do enjoy cooking and I'm probably a bit of a feeder. Not quite as poetic as the op though. "

Seymour?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern"

Like I said I like custard on my pudding

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

String beans with almond flakes?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern"

I've never had yellow in my jizz. Fucking hell what is tonight it's too weird even for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this. "

Good point.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"String beans with almond flakes?"

That sounds really good actually.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern

I've never had yellow in my jizz. Fucking hell what is tonight it's too weird even for me

It is rare and 99% it will just be that little bit of piss that quite didn't leave the pipes.

That other 1% it's an infection.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point. "

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern

I've never had yellow in my jizz. Fucking hell what is tonight it's too weird even for me

It is rare and 99% it will just be that little bit of piss that quite didn't leave the pipes.

That other 1% it's an infection. "

Jesus Christ. Well luckily mine has always been as far as I have seen, jizz coloured. You know, like jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point.

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to"

A pretty penis and can write like that....nah, I call bullshit.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point.

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to"

Let them swoon over someone else for a change! He's doing very well baring in mind he's got a partner and has no picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern

I've never had yellow in my jizz. Fucking hell what is tonight it's too weird even for me

This is pleasing to hear.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made with love... Wait! You made it with jizz?

I like custard on my pudding not on my dinner

But custard is yellow!

Yes... and ???

Yellow jizz, while "normal" if its a hint of, is potential for concern

I've never had yellow in my jizz. Fucking hell what is tonight it's too weird even for me

It is rare and 99% it will just be that little bit of piss that quite didn't leave the pipes.

That other 1% it's an infection.

Jesus Christ. Well luckily mine has always been as far as I have seen, jizz coloured. You know, like jizz"

White or clear is safe! Hint of yellow once or twice, do not fear.

Constant... Well get to the doctor!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point.

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to

A pretty penis and can write like that....nah, I call bullshit."

I shall gather my references. But lets not forget I'm very good with words and things.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point.

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to

Let them swoon over someone else for a change! He's doing very well baring in mind he's got a partner and has no picture!"

Good point!

I shall now go to bed

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point.

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to

Let them swoon over someone else for a change! He's doing very well baring in mind he's got a partner and has no picture!

Good point!

I shall now go to bed"

Budge up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"String beans with almond flakes?

That sounds really good actually."

All I can imagine is green beans with a Belgian bun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on why can't older guys write like this FFS?

Why can't available guys write like this.

Good point.

I can write like this, I have witnesses! I just choose not to

Let them swoon over someone else for a change! He's doing very well baring in mind he's got a partner and has no picture!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"String beans with almond flakes?"

It was her idea and it actually works really well, last time I used sugar snaps instead of string beans and they were absolutely delicious

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I love cooking for my boys and Daughter in Law, they love my roast dinners and Lasagne.

My Daughter in Law is coeliac so every meal I make for her is a labour of love ensuring that ingredients are scrutinised for gluten or gluten derivative and there is no cross contamination from utensils or cooking vessels, worktops or from me

My youngest son lives alone and I love him coming home because I do spoil him with his home made favourites, he tells me he can't wait for one of my Christmas Dinners as it's been months since he's had one of my roasts

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Personally I love cooking.

Getting the potatoes to just that point when boiling them so that when strained, allowed to absorb the last vestiges of moisture before tossing them in the pan to get just the right amount of fluff on the surface.

Toss them into a roasting pan thats just starting to pop with oil before drizzling lightly with Lemon Grass infused oil and a light sprinkling of salt and pepper. Finally roasting until golden and crispy.

It's an art form. Getting food just right.

I love it.

I'm good at it.

But cooking for one is just.....

Well, pointless....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's an art form. Getting food just right.

I love it.

I'm good at it.

But cooking for one is just.....

Well, pointless....

I've been there, i love cookibg but when it was only myself, the motivation was lacking. It's the reason why I get so much enjoyment of cooking for my partner. Especially since she also knows how to appreciate good food

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I love cooking for my boys and Daughter in Law, they love my roast dinners and Lasagne.

Love this

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I love cooking for my boys and Daughter in Law, they love my roast dinners and Lasagne.

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way to flirt with me is with food.

I love cooking, and feeding someone is my way of saying ‘ I want you to stay alive!’

I’ve offered to cook naked for someone (didn’t get to do it!)

I’d love to have someone cook naked for me, and I have them in the table afterwards for desert. Hasn’t happened.

I take care when cooking, I want them to enjoy it as much as I like to do it. Very rare has someone shown me something new, but when they do, it excites me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love trying different methods of cooking, love adding as I go. Knowing the basic ingredients but playing it by ear. I must say most of my spontaneous cooking is wonderful "
I must say that s not what I've heard

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I do enjoy cooking and I'm probably a bit of a feeder. Not quite as poetic as the op though.

Seymour? "

Off to watch Rick Moranis in Little Shop of Horrors now.

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