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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool

Shame on you! Shame on you for looking.

Not kink shaming - just perv shaming.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention."

He's not wrong, and I was never confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I just wondered who I’d find in here!!…..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Shame on you! Shame on you for looking.

Not kink shaming - just perv shaming.

"

I am totally unashamedly perving on you ( and RTG but shhhhh don't tell him )

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By *olden PoleMan
48 weeks ago

Kent

God I was hoping this was a penis appreciation thread started by the artist formerly known as Jaga.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I've never been more disappointed in you

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By *educing_EmCouple
48 weeks ago

Tipperary


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention."

The stories are true!

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

But I like penis, please don’t shame me for that.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention."

I feel bad that I tricked you!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention."

It's all lies, he starts the rumours himself

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.

He's not wrong, and I was never confused!"

Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Shame on you! Shame on you for looking.

Not kink shaming - just perv shaming.

I am totally unashamedly perving on you ( and RTG but shhhhh don't tell him ) "

No perving! Though I can't speak for RTG

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I just wondered who I’d find in here!!….."

I knew you would

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God I was hoping this was a penis appreciation thread started by the artist formerly known as Jaga."

Waoh! I'm insulted by that mistake

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London

I see a penis thread and am in

On account of having a delicious penis.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Shame on you! Shame on you for looking.

Not kink shaming - just perv shaming.

I am totally unashamedly perving on you ( and RTG but shhhhh don't tell him )

No perving! Though I can't speak for RTG"

Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I've never been more disappointed in you"

Oh I can do so much more disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I just wondered who I’d find in here!!…..

I knew you would"

I seem to resemble the title lately.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
48 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Shame on you for making me look

Tinder

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.

The stories are true!

Em x"

Don't fan the rumours!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"But I like penis, please don’t shame me for that."

I'm not shaming the liking. I'm shaming the perving

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.

It's all lies, he starts the rumours himself "

No penis for you!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I see a penis thread and am in

On account of having a delicious penis. "

That's the attitude to have

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I just wondered who I’d find in here!!…..

I knew you would

I seem to resemble the title lately. "

Is it like the bat signal?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"But I like penis, please don’t shame me for that.

I'm not shaming the liking. I'm shaming the perving"

If you have a beautiful penis, I’m gonna perv.

I am shamed.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Shame on you for making me look

Tinder"

Woah! Don't be hitting me with the reverse shaming. But good point.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis? "

Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?

.


"Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here...."

Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant.

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By *olden PoleMan
48 weeks ago

Kent


"God I was hoping this was a penis appreciation thread started by the artist formerly known as Jaga.

Waoh! I'm insulted by that mistake"

Fear not…your still my man crush

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"But I like penis, please don’t shame me for that.

I'm not shaming the liking. I'm shaming the perving"

Why?

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God I was hoping this was a penis appreciation thread started by the artist formerly known as Jaga.

Waoh! I'm insulted by that mistake

Fear not…your still my man crush "

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I just wondered who I’d find in here!!…..

I knew you would

I seem to resemble the title lately.

Is it like the bat signal? "

Holy Phalus Batman!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"But I like penis, please don’t shame me for that.

I'm not shaming the liking. I'm shaming the perving

Why?

J"

Because I can!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?

Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?

.

Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....

Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant."

If you push the c and the l close enough together (typeface kerning joke)

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?

Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?

.

Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....

Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant.

If you push the c and the l close enough together (typeface kerning joke)

J"

my god! Did we just make a thing together. That's fucking teamwork

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"(typeface kerning joke)"

JULIE!

I’ve never been as hot for you as I am right now.

Just take me now.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?

Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?

.

Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....

Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant.

If you push the c and the l close enough together (typeface kerning joke)

J

my god! Did we just make a thing together. That's fucking teamwork"

Yes. Yes we did.

And one of my favourite songs too!

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"(typeface kerning joke)

JULIE!

I’ve never been as hot for you as I am right now.

Just take me now. "

If you know the story of Doves Press I'm on my way...

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Erm, but back to the PENIS!

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Erm, but back to the PENIS!

J"

Did we not just learn it's not about the penis! Well not all of it

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?

Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?

.

Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....

Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant."

You mean you like being perved on even by me ?? Lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Erm, but back to the PENIS!

J

Did we not just learn it's not about the penis! Well not all of it"

Why does this sound like the moralising at the end of a He-Man episode?

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Erm, but back to the PENIS!

J

Did we not just learn it's not about the penis! Well not all of it

Why does this sound like the moralising at the end of a He-Man episode?

J"

I prefer the skeletor memes of him dropping uncomfortable truth bombs, then running away saying "until next time"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Erm, but back to the PENIS!

J

Did we not just learn it's not about the penis! Well not all of it

Why does this sound like the moralising at the end of a He-Man episode?

J

I prefer the skeletor memes of him dropping uncomfortable truth bombs, then running away saying "until next time" "

Hahaha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
48 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Did someone mention cock?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Did someone mention cock? "

Tag team ??

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By *educing_EmCouple
48 weeks ago

Tipperary


"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.

The stories are true!

Em x

Don't fan the rumours! "

I'm not fanning the rumours, I'm a fan of the penis

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex

FFS!!

You absolute tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show. "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show.

Exactly!!"

The one thing men can do and they can't even do that right.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show.

Exactly!!

The one thing men can do and they can't even do that right. "

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show.

Exactly!!

The one thing men can do and they can't even do that right.

I know right! "

Sort it out men

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

You mean to say there’s no cock on display at all?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show.

Exactly!!

The one thing men can do and they can't even do that right.

I know right!

Sort it out men"

Especially Kai lol

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm not your performing monkey!

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"I'm not your performing monkey! "

Get ya'zzz cack out already!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Sort it out men"

Check your inbox FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Sort it out men

Check your inbox FFS."

And this is why you'll get the good sex.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm not your performing monkey! "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm not your performing monkey!

Get ya'zzz cack out already!"

Get yours out

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Sort it out men

Check your inbox FFS.

And this is why you'll get the good sex. "

Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Sort it out men

Check your inbox FFS.

And this is why you'll get the good sex.

Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you! "

Good by my standards!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Sort it out men

Check your inbox FFS.

And this is why you'll get the good sex.

Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you!

Good by my standards!"

That makes more sense

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Sort it out men

Check your inbox FFS.

And this is why you'll get the good sex.

Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you!

Good by my standards!

That makes more sense "

You'll find out don't worry

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By *aitonel OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Sort it out men

Check your inbox FFS.

And this is why you'll get the good sex.

Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you!

Good by my standards!

That makes more sense

You'll find out don't worry"

Don't remind me!

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By *mf123Man
48 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I agree

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