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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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What is considered good etiquette and what isn't when it comes to the bedroom?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

For me it has to be mutual respect and the observation of (preiviously agreed where approrpiate) boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no farting ... and socks left on and no BO ..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not to fart and stick my head under the duvet...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wiping your cum on her bedclothes is considered poor etiquette.

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I was going to start with no farting whilst getting down to it

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

letting me get some sleep and being 'action man' in the morning before a cup of tea and toast !!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy farts are ok but smelly guffs are a distinct no no

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....

None of these I do. I have imagined them.

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne. "

Is that standard for guests with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wiping your cum on her bedclothes is considered poor etiquette. "

How about on the curtains?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?"
It can be for the more discerning...

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?It can be for the more discerning..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?"

ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?

ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???"
What to cool me down?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?It can be for the more discerning..."

I want champers and strawberries please..

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Wiping your cum on her bedclothes is considered poor etiquette. "

Don't you bloody dare!! I'd have you changing the sheets before you left lol

As for tea and toast? I must have missed out on these things all my life

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on .. "
Spot on, my lady!!!

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on .. "

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

curtains? so you expect curtains ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?It can be for the more discerning...

I want champers and strawberries please.. "
Goes without saying in your case

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"curtains? so you expect curtains ?"
And that is just the net curtains

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....

None of these I do. I have imagined them. "

I have a catapult for launching condoms at the bin - dead classy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry cant resist no breaking wind lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?

ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???What to cool me down?"

Noooooooo .. for the champers !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybe"
not even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?

ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???What to cool me down?

Noooooooo .. for the champers !! "
Thought for a moment you were going to tip the ice bucket over me. Glad this is not so

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... "
I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettes

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.

Is that standard for guests with you?

ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???What to cool me down?

Noooooooo .. for the champers !! Thought for a moment you were going to tip the ice bucket over me. Glad this is not so "

But ice can be useful even if not good etiquette

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.

Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?

Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettes"
and i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .

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over a year ago

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"But ice can be useful even if not good etiquette"

oohhh easy tiger .. i know its after the watershed and all that but .. !

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.

Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?

Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! "
Can you please start a party thread on Thursday. THursdays are often a little bit negative and we could all do with another cyber party. I ll bring the pringles this time

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....

None of these I do. I have imagined them.

I have a catapult for launching condoms

at the bin - dead classy me :-

D"

Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing at the end of the bed with ya dick in ya hand shouting "open wide baby"

aint a good move either

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know ."

I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i lurve cyber parties xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making to much noise, just incase she actually wakes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .

I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"
Glad to here it too xxx i have some of them ,

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Standing at the end of the bed with ya dick in ya hand shouting "open wide baby"

aint a good move either "
I love the way in which you always put your finger so succinctly on the file...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.

Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?

Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! Can you please start a party thread on Thursday.

THursdays are often a little bit negative

and we could all do with another cyber

party. I ll bring the pringles this time :-

)"

Last time I had a cyber party, you were the only one left! I think a towelling me dry after a shower one started earlier but I went and had tea instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing at the end of the bed with ya dick in ya hand shouting "open wide baby"

aint a good move either I love the way in which you always put your finger so succinctly on the file... "

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


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I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"

posh fooker .. a definate John Lewis shopper in our midst !!

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.

Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?

Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! Can you please start a party thread on Thursday. THursdays are often a little bit negative and we could all do with another cyber party. I ll bring the pringles this time "

Pringles in bed? I don't think so!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....

None of these I do. I have imagined them.

I have a catapult for launching condoms

at the bin - dead classy me :-

D

Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly. "

I also ask my meets to rip my knickers off and fling them at my Tracy Emin feature wall - they usually stick

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....

None of these I do. I have imagined them.

I have a catapult for launching condoms

at the bin - dead classy me :-

D

Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly.

I also ask my meets to rip my knickers off and fling them at my Tracy Emin feature wall - they usually stick"

you should market that .. with the right PR team this could go global !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelling nice and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .

I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"

Got some old yellow ones from brentford nylons

Watch the sparks fly!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mm smelling nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....

None of these I do. I have imagined them.

I have a catapult for launching condoms

at the bin - dead classy me :-

D

Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly.

I also ask my meets to rip my knickers off and fling them at my Tracy Emin feature wall - they usually stick"

Its when they do the same with their socks you need to worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.

Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?

Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! Can you please start a party thread on Thursday. THursdays are often a little bit negative and we could all do with another cyber party. I ll bring the pringles this time "

Once you pop you can't stop ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And no taking teeth out putting in glass next to bed , lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No sleeping on my side of the bed. No expecting me to get up and make a drink in the morning (ok ive done it a couple of times) no sticking your cock in my back at 5am

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"And no taking teeth out putting in glass next to bed , lol "

LOL

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"No sleeping on my side of the bed. No expecting me to get up and make a drink in the morning (ok ive done it a couple of times) no sticking your cock in my back at 5am"

Agree with 1 and 2, number 3 needs consideration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .

I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"

So it was you who nicked my washing

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..

Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .

I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets

So it was you who nicked my washing "

That will teach not to hang sexy knickers up outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok no wetting the bed if a gusher have towels handy and waterproof bed cover under ... as dont wish to sleep all night in wet bed ,

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By *hris148 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"ok no wetting the bed if a gusher have towels handy and waterproof bed cover under ... as dont wish to sleep all night in wet bed , "

If a gusher, I would forgive the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok no wetting the bed if a gusher have towels handy and waterproof bed cover under ... as dont wish to sleep all night in wet bed ,

If a gusher, I would forgive the wet patch"
well at times some gush like a river , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok no wetting the bed if a gusher have towels handy and waterproof bed cover under ... as dont wish to sleep all night in wet bed ,

If a gusher, I would forgive the wet patch"

Always make the guy sleep on the wet patch.....he caused it after all

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