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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s time to get the bottle of woodpecker cider and meet behind the bike sheds.

If you’re inclined to do so, join the thread, if there’s somebody who catches your eye, message a mate to post a message to them.

If you are asked to post a message, try to follow it through and remember people, play nice and respect people, even if you do want to smash their back doors in.

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By *asterBuilderMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this time of this afternoon? I’d rather have a Bovril.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"At this time of this afternoon? I’d rather have a Bovril. "

What time zone are you in?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and happy to play postie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"What time zone are you in? "

He’s still d*unk from last night. Look at him. Yesterday’s clothes, hair all over the place. Someone’s knickers sticking out of his left pocket.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m in, by the way.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What time zone are you in?

He’s still d*unk from last night. Look at him. Yesterday’s clothes, hair all over the place. Someone’s knickers sticking out of his left pocket."

Hang on, they’re my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and sent a letter already. X

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A snack of a gentleman has this message for Fiddlesticks:

Tell fiddle sticks that I would love to have him massage me one evening x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Hang on, they’re my knickers "

This is my ‘not even remotely surprised’ face.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A snack of a gentleman has this message for Fiddlesticks:

Tell fiddle sticks that I would love to have him massage me one evening x

"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this time of this afternoon? I’d rather have a Bovril.

What time zone are you in? "

It’s been a long day!!

*copy and pasted reply.

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m in

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m in been a while since the last one of these

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

We have a message for _ugarbaby777

Wow I'm actually speechless at how good that ass is.

Plus your outfits are excellent. I'm totally distracted at work now. Xxx

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We have a message for _ugarbaby777

Wow I'm actually speechless at how good that ass is.

Plus your outfits are excellent. I'm totally distracted at work now. Xxx"

Aw thanks to whoever said that

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Should be fun for a Friday - we're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please Fidds - Boo

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"We have a message for _ugarbaby777

Wow I'm actually speechless at how good that ass is.

Plus your outfits are excellent. I'm totally distracted at work now. Xxx

Aw thanks to whoever said that "

Maybe they’ll message you so you can thank them properly

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I love this game! In

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lunch break time it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MORPHIA. A friend of mine, who is a man of a man just passed a comment to me I think I need to share.

He said ‘that Morphias profile pic is on fire, and is hot as hell it’s self!!!’

And he’s devilishly handsome.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I'm in ...

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I wouldn't dare join in. I would be crying myself on a pillow as will have no messages by the time the thread closes

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

We have a message for the gorgeous Boo:

Very big fan of boo her body looks very sexy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bang us in. The mrs likes these.

The mr

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

We have a message for _weet and spice.

Stunning... Plus you sound yummy. Images from 1st Nov and 8th June was where I had to message to say I fancied you. X

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Gatekeeper

You’ll like this because a very sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles?

Would you like to taste the rainbow?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Off work till NY so nothing better to do

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"We have a message for _weet and spice.

Stunning... Plus you sound yummy. Images from 1st Nov and 8th June was where I had to message to say I fancied you. X

"

Thank you, whoever you are x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Boo it’s all going on.

If you like your fellas handsome and all this and that then you should meet my mate, he’s asked me to tell you

Boo I want to play with her boobs. She’s welcome to have a rummage in my boxers while I’m at it.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

A little message was passed to me for Molly from a very nice man to say that 'she is a delightful swallower'.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

And here again another one for Molly from a nice man who said 'Tell her to bend over, I have a surprise for her'

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Incoming message for Boo, from a hard gent.

*checks notes*

I mean a hard-working gent, sorry.

.

“Tell Boo that I’d like her to come into my office and take something down.”

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Gatekeeper

You’ll like this because a very sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles?

Would you like to taste the rainbow?

"

That’s very clever!! I’d love a pack of skittles, so let’s open the bag and see how they taste in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember the last time someone said they fancie me, (sigh).

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"A little message was passed to me for Molly from a very nice man to say that 'she is a delightful swallower'. "

Why thank you very nice man, I do enjoy swallowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for Boo, from a hard gent.

*checks notes*

I mean a hard-working gent, sorry.

.

“Tell Boo that I’d like her to come into my office and take something down.”"

I'll come at 1pm!

Be ready

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Kai

You’re obviously a very lucky fella because a hottie is wondering -

Message for Kai:

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a message for the gorgeous Boo:

Very big fan of boo her body looks very sexy"

Let's go on a date, to Specsavers

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Kai

You’re obviously a very lucky fella because a hottie is wondering -

Message for Kai:

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?"

Yes. Yes we have

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"And here again another one for Molly from a nice man who said 'Tell her to bend over, I have a surprise for her' "

Oh gladly, I love surprises! Does it have a pretty bow on it?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I'm in.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

RTG, this gorgeous one (not me) asks this of you

Can you tell rose tinted that I want to grip hold of his yummy bum as I swallow his member

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in. Who needs to work?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Molly! Molly! A certain fella had this for me to pass on to you.

If she’s up for being Britney I reckon I could be Justin for a bit

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Fiddlesticks you lucky bastard

Can you tell _iddlesticks I want to feel his chest hair in my hands as I ride him like a bucking bronco

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Oh fun, I'm in

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. A Friday pick me up is in order

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I got a message to pass on to RTG - 'Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight'

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles. "

Ignored again .

These forums are going to be the end of me.

I just want to be accepted.

Thr mr

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles.

Ignored again .

These forums are going to be the end of me.

I just want to be accepted.

Thr mr "

I would say get a singles profile, but that won't change anything. It's still all about the ladies!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Molly! Molly! A certain fella had this for me to pass on to you.

If she’s up for being Britney I reckon I could be Justin for a bit"

Haha! I am very talented with my mouth but singing isn’t one of them sadly

Or did you have something else in mind

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

A messagefor lucky fiddles: 'Please tell Fiddles that he's on my hotlist... I wish he was on me.'

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles.

Ignored again .

These forums are going to be the end of me.

I just want to be accepted.

Thr mr

I would say get a singles profile, but that won't change anything. It's still all about the ladies! "

No I’m a big enough prick on one profile, imagine two of me.

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I got a message to pass on to RTG - 'Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight'"

Oh my lord.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Seducing Em, one for you lovely:

Tell Em that she’s the fabulous fairy on the very top of my fantasy festive tree. I want to fuck her in a tangle of fairy lights and make her cry out my name for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:

A message for Em please.

I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Fiddles, Im joining in

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A messagefor lucky fiddles: 'Please tell Fiddles that he's on my hotlist... I wish he was on me.'"

I say, I don’t think I’ve been on a hotlist before.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles, Im joining in

"

Hellooooooooooo

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By *ichBrumLadMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll

Join in if you’ll have me

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Seducing Em, one for you lovely:

Tell Em that she’s the fabulous fairy on the very top of my fantasy festive tree. I want to fuck her in a tangle of fairy lights and make her cry out my name for Christmas."

I do love fairy lights

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Already mail in for longleggednaughtyelf

This handsome man wants you to wrap your legs around his head!

I can think of no better way to spend an evening

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Greetings fellow flirters. I'm in

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:

A message for Em please.

I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent"

This is beautifully written

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Further message for fiddles - ' Oh, Fiddles - you haven't been on a hotlist, OR me, before - there's a first time for everything'

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fuck the Woodpecker, we have White Lightening.... and we're in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:

A message for Em please.

I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent

This is beautifully written

"

Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:

A message for Em please.

I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent

This is beautifully written

Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are. "

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve a few folk I fancy

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Hey seducing em!

This wonderful human says that you are hotter and fresher than he is

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Fuck the Woodpecker..."

Is he related to Woody?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:

A message for Em please.

I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent

This is beautifully written

Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are. "

I'll just sit in the shit accent corner with you then....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:

A message for Em please.

I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent

This is beautifully written

Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are. "

Saucer of cream?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Hey seducing em!

This wonderful human says that you are hotter and fresher than he is "

I know who this is.

Tell him I said that wouldn't be hard....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

STOP THE PRESS!

I have a headline for Wonko.

Yes, you read that right. For Wonko.

.

Can you tell Wonko I want a draft pint of Wonko juice spilt directly all over my ass straight from the pump please!

.

I’ve seen the ass in question and I think Wonko would be a fool to decline.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Already mail in for longleggednaughtyelf

This handsome man wants you to wrap your legs around his head!

I can think of no better way to spend an evening "

Tomorrow ok? Whoever you are

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Fashionably late to the party…

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

In!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

This is a message I got for Wuddy the Elf:

'Hey Wuddy, as it's nearly Christmas, do you fancy pulling this cracker?'

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, GeneralKenobi, you've made an impression. A real hottie says...

Is that a naughty elf under your kilt, or are you just pleased to see me? 

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Attention GeneralKenobi

This absolute firecracker said that you can use the Force on them any day!

Get your lightsaber out big boy x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Well, GeneralKenobi, you've made an impression. A real hottie says...

Is that a naughty elf under your kilt, or are you just pleased to see me?  "

That’s where he went! Sneaky bugger!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Attention GeneralKenobi

This absolute firecracker said that you can use the Force on them any day!

Get your lightsaber out big boy x"

Definitely fiddles

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"MORPHIA. A friend of mine, who is a man of a man just passed a comment to me I think I need to share.

He said ‘that Morphias profile pic is on fire, and is hot as hell it’s self!!!’

And he’s devilishly handsome. "

Thank you very much devilishly handsome man.

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apologies to the handsome gent for being late to pass this message on to Boo:

Would you tell Boo that I’d like her to come into my office and take something down.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Gosh, Mrs Rickshawed! A proper stud asked me to to say that he's...

...not in the mood for prevaricating. Please tell Mrs Rickshawed to come over here and sit on my face. Chop chop, I haven’t got all day.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve been handed a note for one of the sexy couples in the thread.

“Can you please tell _weet and spice that I'm gonna taste that delicious cupcake one day! ”

Sounds scrumptious.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm out for a bit - back later...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Gosh, Mrs Rickshawed! A proper stud asked me to to say that he's...

...not in the mood for prevaricating. Please tell Mrs Rickshawed to come over here and sit on my face. Chop chop, I haven’t got all day."

I hope it's warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a bit late to the party but I'm in, and happy to be a postie

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll be in for a bit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Fiddles my friend! This one’s for you, from the female half of a lovely pair.

“Please tell Fiddles that I’ve used up half my bank balance, but I’ve finally pulled ticket number 179 out of the tombola box, and I’m looking forward to playing with my prize.”

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


"Probably a bit late to the party but I'm in, and happy to be a postie "

Never too late

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I'm out for a bit - back later..."

I was out for a bit but was not missed I have been doing a good job as a postie though. No major delays, could teach royal mail a thing or two.

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"I’ve been handed a note for one of the sexy couples in the thread.

“Can you please tell _weet and spice that I'm gonna taste that delicious cupcake one day! ”

Sounds scrumptious."

Thank you and taste away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following missive has been received:

"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... "

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hot off the press, from my hotpants wearing mate

It's nice to see Secret Girl arriving late instead of leaving early, for once. While she’s here, please tell her I have some tasks for that talented tongue of hers …

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"The following missive has been received:

"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... " "

What an offer!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The following missive has been received:

"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... "

What an offer!! "

Bet the was Fiddles too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to be a deliverer and a deliveree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/12/23 12:54:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot off the press, from my hotpants wearing mate

It's nice to see Secret Girl arriving late instead of leaving early, for once. While she’s here, please tell her I have some tasks for that talented tongue of hers …"

My tendency for a French exit is getting quite the reputation round here!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"The following missive has been received:

"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... "

What an offer!!

Bet the was Fiddles too! "

It’s around 99% guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This just in for Rickshawed:

"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faster than an amazon prime delivery..

For _ose-tinted glasses

"my tongue is ready and waiting..."

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"This just in for Rickshawed:

"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw" "

But do you give a smooth ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming delivery

Can you let secret girl know

'Horny and unhinged.... what a killer combination. Wouldn't mind testing the former out!'

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"For _ose-tinted glasses

"my tongue is ready and waiting...""

So long as the rest of her is as well, it’s a date.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

One for Brucey!

One sexy being says that if you get bored of rubbing your pussy you can rub theirs instead

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming delivery

Can you let secret girl know

'Horny and unhinged.... what a killer combination. Wouldn't mind testing the former out!'

"

They come as a package deal

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Sorry catching up on mail!

Mrs Rickshawed you have more mail

This fine fellow says if you let them play with your Rickshaw you can fondle their Tuk Tuk

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for _issblacked from my sexy mate

I have a weakness for brunette girls who like girls... With a cheeky glint in their eyes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

In for a bit

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"This just in for Rickshawed:

"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"

But do you give a smooth ride? "

No

Hold onto your hat, you're in for a bumby ride

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sorry catching up on mail!

Mrs Rickshawed you have more mail

This fine fellow says if you let them play with your Rickshaw you can fondle their Tuk Tuk

"

I can't wait to see what comes out of their exhaust pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STOP THE PRESS!

I have a headline for Wonko.

Yes, you read that right. For Wonko.

.

Can you tell Wonko I want a draft pint of Wonko juice spilt directly all over my ass straight from the pump please!

.

I’ve seen the ass in question and I think Wonko would be a fool to decline."

it is only availble as dribbles these days its to potent.

no idea whos ass it is so they are out of luck

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Message for _issblacked from my sexy mate

I have a weakness for brunette girls who like girls... With a cheeky glint in their eyes"

Pop up

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"This just in for Rickshawed:

"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"

But do you give a smooth ride?

No

Hold onto your hat, you're in for a bumby ride"

Ooooh, it's been a while since I had a third wheel up my bumby

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:

Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.

Email content:

I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.

RSVP

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"This just in for Rickshawed:

"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"

But do you give a smooth ride?

No

Hold onto your hat, you're in for a bumby ride

Ooooh, it's been a while since I had a third wheel up my bumby "

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:

Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.

Email content:

I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.

RSVP "

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been busy so missed this. I’m in now and happy to pass on messages

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:

Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.

Email content:

I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.

RSVP

In "

Sounds like a plan

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:

Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.

Email content:

I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.

RSVP "

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:

Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.

Email content:

I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.

RSVP "

I was in until I saw Em on the list. I guess I can put up with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is always fun.

Im in and happy to play postie x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm back.

I see it's gone quiet. Everyone shagged out already?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I'm back.

I see it's gone quiet. Everyone shagged out already? "

Not sure, not even done any postie duties recently, never mond messages

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’ll join in if still going

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I see it's gone quiet. Everyone shagged out already? "

I just took a lunch break. Union rules for posties, isn’t it?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ohhhh Nic85, my hunky mate says to tell you...

Nic I need a cuddle. And by cuddle I mean I need to get comfortable between her legs and stay there until she’s starting to see god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh Nic85, my hunky mate says to tell you...

Nic I need a cuddle. And by cuddle I mean I need to get comfortable between her legs and stay there until she’s starting to see god."

Lol amen to that x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Chunkybugga, my exceedingly lovely mate says you have a bum she'd like to squeeze 

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Fiddles, my gorgeous mate says when you read this don't forget that you're free to take her from behind any time

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Chunkybugga, my exceedingly lovely mate says you have a bum she'd like to squeeze  "

Oh please do squeeze away

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

I'll be your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This delicious gent would like jennie ghost formanly know as davina

she’s been a top-notch postie today. Gold star and a little Christmas bonus for her. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you people work!?!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Hey sexy Nic85.

My sexy mate says:

“Your look is as close to my ideal as I've seen.

But I'm afraid I can't do anything without neck-kissing. You know - the warm, soft ones at the front or sides, nuzzling your ears, or the ones on your nape and shoulder blades.

But I just know how much you hate neck-kissing "

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By *nsatiableBMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Could be fun…..I’m in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"This delicious gent would like jennie ghost formanly know as davina

she’s been a top-notch postie today. Gold star and a little Christmas bonus for her. X"

Awww thank you

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

@Miss Misery

My cheeky chalky mate says that nothing works around here.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Don't you people work!?!"

I can't speak for everyone but no for me today

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Don't you people work!?!"

I can lurk and program at the same time

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Wondered why nic85 getting the messages

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey sexy Nic85.

My sexy mate says:

“Your look is as close to my ideal as I've seen.

But I'm afraid I can't do anything without neck-kissing. You know - the warm, soft ones at the front or sides, nuzzling your ears, or the ones on your nape and shoulder blades.

But I just know how much you hate neck-kissing ""

Oh you cant? Well.... im sure i could try my best to put up with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually. "

Tricky bumming us all simultaneously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Tricky bumming us all simultaneously..."

Smartarse. You first then?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Tricky bumming us all simultaneously..."

Even quicker than Boo out of that gun barrel

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Tricky bumming us all simultaneously...

Smartarse. You first then? "

Just getting my knickers down...

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually. "

Perfect! Bum away

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away "

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know "

You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know

You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned "

That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.

I tried xxxx

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know

You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned

That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.

I tried xxxx"

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know

You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned

That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.

I tried xxxx

"

;-) xxxx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know

You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned

That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.

I tried xxxx"

That's what lube a p0ppers are for

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.

Perfect! Bum away

- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know

You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned

That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.

I tried xxxx

That's what lube a p0ppers are for "

Out help I want my Mummy out out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck the Woodpecker...

Is he related to Woody?"

Haha. he’s getting fucked more than me!!! Go figure.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm. Not. In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I had a message for wuddy:

'Wuddy - if you get boobs and a lady garden, a bit less muscle and hair, and the hair on your head was brunette and draped over sultry eyes - I'd deffo give you some action 'coz you ROCK!"

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I had no messages but was a good postie so has been fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

safe!!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:

Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.

Email content:

I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.

RSVP

I was in until I saw Em on the list. I guess I can put up with her. "

You were delighted to see me on the list, don't lie

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

I love these posts. You guys are so funny. Happy Friday everyone xx.

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