FabSwingers.com forum: Do you believe Jesus existed?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

So many fakes about you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your soooooooooooooo teasing again!

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over a year ago

I thought I saw him but can't be sure it was the real thing

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"So many fakes about you know

You wont believe how many i ran into lately...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

he did exist - met him on sunday - ok kinda fella

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I thought I saw him but can't be sure it was the real thing

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im nor sure if it was bob marley or jesus tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many fakes about you know

Yep met him sunday he came with the virgin rapunzel xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I do yes x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

so tell me if i am wrong but was he originally Irish? Think my brain is all out of cock ere

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

yes i saw him on sunday

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Well i assume as the Irish are Gods Chosen people...hes bound to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i believe in jesus, i go to church ever sunday

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Considering the amount of hypocrites who claim to be religious, nope, I guess he never existed

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hebrews 13:8 is just like my workplace....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Brian and so is my wife...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

Stone him !!!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he soooooo does exist... cause i got my picture taken with him a club noir halloween... lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

Stone him !!!!...

oooh i love a good stoning

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

Stone him !!!!...

oooh i love a good stoning

Is there any women here????...

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

Stone him !!!!...

oooh i love a good stoning

Is there any women here????...

all i said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Biggus Dickus???

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

Stone him !!!!...

oooh i love a good stoning

Is there any women here????...

all i said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah

She said it....!!!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Biggus Dickus???"

he has a wife you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welease wodger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welease wodger..."

He's a wapist..... and a pickpocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will be entering via the Augustus Ceasar Memeorial Duct, which has just been retiled so War Party, mind those swords!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

He's been a naughty boy...So Piss Off !!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he not santa???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course he did.

Whether he existed in the way we have been lead to believe, is a completely different matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christianity is a plagarism of our pagan faith ......and we want it back !!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Of course he did.

Whether he existed in the way we have been lead to believe, is a completely different matter

He was at Chams on sunday or he told us he was Jesus and not bob marly lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

he's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christianity=

a lie about an affair that got out of hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i have seen popper smurf in preston he looks like jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many fakes about you know

He did exist..so I believe. In years to come people will be asking the same about Elvis....he too existed as we know. If Jesus did not exist....then its the biggest rumour I've ever heard!

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

cant seem to get his profile up so cant make a judgement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm.... there very well may have been some one called jesus, there very may be truth in the stories told about him ....

but then i dont believe in god and i dont believe what is written

in the bible. ..

lets face it everyone at waco believed david koresh was the chosen one ....

if jesus did exist he as nuffing more than a street magician ..

ponder this

in the beginning there was adam ....adam got horney and and besiged god for something to put his cock into ..( lets face it its no fun on ya own)

god took rib of adam and made eve womb-man ( man with a womb..there fore we must all be to a lessr or greater extent bisexual) hehe

during the act of "dogging" in the forest/ garden of eden ( kinky i like them already)

eve became pregnant. on two occasions (a little more than experimentation i feel)

and bore adam 2 sons kane and able ...

so thats 4 people in the world ... Adam, Eve, Kane and Able...

now the bible says that during an argument about either who had the biggest willy, the most pubes or who could cum the most ( its not yet been proved which) Kane KILLED able (leaving 3 people) ...and was for ever banished from the dogging site know as Eden......

the bible tells you that kane fucked off from eden and found himself a wife...WHERE THE FUCK DID HIS WIFE COME FROM?

i rest my case ...

oh and the first thing adam said when he saw eve......

" stand back ! i dont know how big this thing gets "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im Brian and so is my wife...

Stone him !!!!...

oooh i love a good stoning

Is there any women here????...

all i said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah

She said it....!!!!!

" I SAY GOOD SHOT"!!! class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmm.... there very well may have been some one called jesus, there very may be truth in the stories told about him ....

but then i dont believe in god and i dont believe what is written

in the bible. ..

lets face it everyone at waco believed david koresh was the chosen one ....

if jesus did exist he as nuffing more than a street magician ..

ponder this

in the beginning there was adam ....adam got horney and and besiged god for something to put his cock into ..( lets face it its no fun on ya own)

god took rib of adam and made eve womb-man ( man with a womb..there fore we must all be to a lessr or greater extent bisexual) hehe

during the act of "dogging" in the forest/ garden of eden ( kinky i like them already)

eve became pregnant. on two occasions (a little more than experimentation i feel)

and bore adam 2 sons kane and able ...

so thats 4 people in the world ... Adam, Eve, Kane and Able...

the bible tells you that kane fucked off from eden and found himself a wife...WHERE THE FUCK DID HIS WIFE COME FROM?

i rest my case ...

oh and the first thing adam said when he saw eve......

" stand back ! i dont know how big this thing gets "

Maybe she was a visiting spacewoman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmm.... there very well may have been some one called jesus, there very may be truth in the stories told about him ....

but then i dont believe in god and i dont believe what is written

in the bible. ..

lets face it everyone at waco believed david koresh was the chosen one ....

if jesus did exist he as nuffing more than a street magician ..

ponder this

in the beginning there was adam ....adam got horney and and besiged god for something to put his cock into ..( lets face it its no fun on ya own)

god took rib of adam and made eve womb-man ( man with a womb..there fore we must all be to a lessr or greater extent bisexual) hehe

during the act of "dogging" in the forest/ garden of eden ( kinky i like them already)

eve became pregnant. on two occasions (a little more than experimentation i feel)

and bore adam 2 sons kane and able ...

so thats 4 people in the world ... Adam, Eve, Kane and Able...

the bible tells you that kane fucked off from eden and found himself a wife...WHERE THE FUCK DID HIS WIFE COME FROM?

i rest my case ...

oh and the first thing adam said when he saw eve......

" stand back ! i dont know how big this thing gets "

Maybe she was a visiting spacewoman?"

possibly .... if thats the case is jesus's dad really also a spaceman ?

or is it ase believe .... she just got caught out of wed-lock and fairplay to joseph he stuck by her ,,, and they just blagged it

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"i believe in jesus, i go to church ever sunday

I believe in John Smith I go to the pub every Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angels, Star of Bethlehem, Elijah ascending into the heavens in a chariot of flames, immaculate conception, Jesus going awol etc. etc...its all to do and linked with what we would describe as extra-terrestrial activity. I mean angels?.....people with wings comming out off their backs!!! Anyone seen the film "Knowing"? The bit at the end when the beings ascend into the spacecraft?.........Now that is a more realistic impression or perception of anything angelic.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Angels, Star of Bethlehem, Elijah ascending into the heavens in a chariot of flames, immaculate conception, Jesus going awol etc. etc...its all to do and linked with what we would describe as extra-terrestrial activity. I mean angels?.....people with wings comming out off their backs!!! Anyone seen the film "Knowing"? The bit at the end when the beings ascend into the spacecraft?.........Now that is a more realistic impression or perception of anything angelic.

Erik Von Danekin made the same assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm interesting......also id just like to say ....urs might be bigger but i bet i can do more with mine ....

( sorry had to get that in )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm interesting......also id just like to say ....urs might be bigger but i bet i can do more with mine ....

( sorry had to get that in ) "

That would be the story of my life!! LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erik Von Danekin made the same assumption.

Ahhh so Jesus is son of mork then? Nanu nanu??

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"he's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course he did.

Whether he existed in the way we have been lead to believe, is a completely different matter

He was at Chams on sunday or he told us he was Jesus and not bob marly lol"

Maybe he didn't fancy singing "No woman, No cry", and fibbed to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm interesting......also id just like to say ....urs might be bigger but i bet i can do more with mine ....

( sorry had to get that in )

That would be the story of my life!! LOL!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Of course he did.

Whether he existed in the way we have been lead to believe, is a completely different matter

He was at Chams on sunday or he told us he was Jesus and not bob marly lol

Maybe he didn't fancy singing "No woman, No cry", and fibbed to you

Well he looked like Jesus but had no cross and he dreadlocks and an Irish accent! And he was shit at turning soft drinks into alcohol! Think you might be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if he exists or not but my playmates obviously believe he does as during our sessions to a man they all scream 'Jesus, Jesus, Jesus'!!! They cant all be wrong!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I'm not sure if he exists or not but my playmates obviously believe he does as during our sessions to a man they all scream 'Jesus, Jesus, Jesus'!!! They cant all be wrong!"

Maybe he is hiding in the wardrobe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many fakes about you know

Yep met him sunday he came with the virgin rapunzel xx

what is this strange word...virgin????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PHEW!!!!!! I have found the Cristian Reading Room at last.....was starting to hget corrupted in these forums......I'm saved!!!!!....I'm saved!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are doing the cross nailing deomonstration today....welcome.

and....as our newest recruit, you get to be the volunteer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are doing the cross nailing deomonstration today....welcome.

and....as our newest recruit, you get to be the volunteer....

I'm not saved!!!!...I'm not saved!!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on the bright side....you could just have stigmata without that lovely cross....nice bit of oak against your back...oooeeerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look on the bright side....you could just have stigmata without that lovely cross....nice bit of oak against your back...oooeeerrr"

can't beat a good bit of oak

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Oi thats my dad your all talking about lol

Steve

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Oi thats my dad your all talking about lol

Steve

i thought i recognised you...hi son!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a word - YES !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a load of unbelievers, you will all be caste into the fires of hell unless the great one thinks this is sodom and gomorra or is it gonorrhea can never remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my young un is Mary in the nativity so therefore I am Jesus' grandmother!!! Whoop whoop all hale me....or summat like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he was a dirty fecker bet he did mary magdlene in the ass

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Jesus, what a guy...he was definately the bollox....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah but eas he cut or did he have a foreskin cos we have christananity but he was a jew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care I just live my life by pagan rules and Karma. I dont do anything that I wouldnt want done to me.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"yeah but eas he cut or did he have a foreskin cos we have christananity but he was a jew "

yep thats because he invented christianity, he couldnt be a christian when he was growing up...he hadnt invented it yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah lol dooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"yeah but eas he cut or did he have a foreskin cos we have christananity but he was a jew

yep thats because he invented christianity, he couldnt be a christian when he was growing up...he hadnt invented it yet....

But he was a jew! Them there jews don't like him you know! They aren't into bacon eaters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nor did the romans basterds all because he wanted a corner shop

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"nor did the romans basterds all because he wanted a corner shop "

Its the bangladeshies round by us who do corner shops. The Italians do pizza takeaway. Maybe you could have a jesus burger or something???

Romans do good candles though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no doubt there was in existence a person called Jesus or what ever the Hebrew name was.(Joshua I think but no matter) The facts and documentation of his life are there for all to see. But how much of the myth/truth that has subsequently been built up is true is a matter of conjecture. For one I always think there is no smoke without fire.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Yes he exists I had a drink with Jesus, St Nick, Elvis and Lord Lucan at the weekend. He does a great party trick turning water into wine, saves a fking fortune lol.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"christianity is a plagarism of our pagan faith ......and we want it back !!!"

Right! Xtianity has copied so much of the old religions that went before, you would think they could have made their own legends up!

Who was born of a virgin on 25th December? The god Mithras.

Who arose from the dead and came back into the world? The god Osiris, the god Orpheus.

Who hung on a tree? The god Odin.

"Xtianity is the greatest disaster ever to have befallen the human race" - the American writer Gore Vidal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Lord John Cleese just happened to be born in Weston-Super-Mare at the SAME TIME as this Jesus Christ fella... even the initials are the same... JC!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

no one coming to midnight mass with me then? ( please refer to a thread ages ago where i described a fantasy of mine!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i am not a priest but will dress up for you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well i am not a priest but will dress up for you

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awwwwwwwwwwww you are all heart xx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"no one coming to midnight mass with me then? ( please refer to a thread ages ago where i described a fantasy of mine!!)

I will be in the confessional box waiting for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real guy but hyped up by word of mouth. Now used as a marketing tool to get us tp spend what we haven't got.

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

omg was that him really !!! i thought it was santa in morrisons i saw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen the film, and the world ended on 19th October,so I'm not writing this unless I've risen from the dead. Or was it just fantasy......our I'm I a ghost....who knows...spooky

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By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best."

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol"

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

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over a year ago

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

I stupidly asked for an Irish Cocktail once and got a pint of Guinness with a potato in it!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

I stupidly asked for an Irish Cocktail once and got a pint of Guinness with a potato in it!

whats your point???...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

I stupidly asked for an Irish Cocktail once and got a pint of Guinness with a potato in it!

Was the tattie raw or cooked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

So what was Murphys invented for then lol?

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

So what was Murphys invented for then lol?"

So they would have something to drink, while they were waiting for their guinness..of course....

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over a year ago

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

So what was Murphys invented for then lol?

So they would have something to drink, while they were waiting for their guinness..of course....

Surely the Murphys is better than the Guinness!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

So what was Murphys invented for then lol?

So they would have something to drink, while they were waiting for their guinness..of course....

Surely the Murphys is better than the Guinness!"

Heathen !!!!...Stone him....

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over a year ago

"I never believed in jesus until sunday now i know hes real only the bible says he was born in bethlehem but ive a feeling it was slightly closer to ireland

No way Jesus was born in Ireland.....where you gonna find 3 wise men and a virgin in Ireland?!

Bum bum...old ones are the best.

There are lots of wise men in Ireland at times as the English often visit. Virgins!!! Errr well you might have a point. Will have to ask my granddad when i visit next lol

God invented Guinness to stop the Irish ruling the world......

So what was Murphys invented for then lol?

So they would have something to drink, while they were waiting for their guinness..of course....

Surely the Murphys is better than the Guinness!

Heathen !!!!...Stone him....

Beamish is better than both mind lol

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over a year ago

This Jesus bloke... if he really was the son of God and could turn water into wine... surely he'd have thought, "Fuck all this turn the other cheek bollox. Let's sell wine to the Romans and get them so pissed we could murder em in their sleep!"

I mean, water was pretty plentiful around that time, living near a fookin sea like, so turning it all into wine should be relatively simple for a God-like offspring, one would have thought.

He must have been a bit of a dick, if you ask me. Did it not occur to him at some point to utter the words, "OK, I'm NOT the son of God." They wouldn't have nailed the twat up then.

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over a year ago

"This Jesus bloke... if he really was the son of God and could turn water into wine... surely he'd have thought, "Fuck all this turn the other cheek bollox. Let's sell wine to the Romans and get them so pissed we could murder em in their sleep!"

I mean, water was pretty plentiful around that time, living near a fookin sea like, so turning it all into wine should be relatively simple for a God-like offspring, one would have thought.

He must have been a bit of a dick, if you ask me. Did it not occur to him at some point to utter the words, "OK, I'm NOT the son of God." They wouldn't have nailed the twat up then.

Think he was permanently pissed on all the wine lol. Should have turned water into stout though.

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By *ondoncoupleforfunxCouple
over a year ago

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When mary and joseph got together ,she was 13 ,if she then had baby jesus does that mean she was abused ,because of her age ,if so then im not surprised the world is in the state it is in ,someone sure has a lot to answer to !

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"When mary and joseph got together ,she was 13 ,if she then had baby jesus does that mean she was abused ,because of her age ,if so then im not surprised the world is in the state it is in ,someone sure has a lot to answer to !"

Is that where the catholic priests got the idea from?

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By *ondoncoupleforfunxCouple
over a year ago

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I guess it may have been ,but as far as i see it ,if there ever was a god then he was obviously not the good person he is made out to be. He tried to start again by flooding the world ,but as we all see he didnt get it right this time either,Im afraid its all a little far to fetched for me,I would rather put my faith in something i can see not pray to something that may or may not have ever been real .

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

_ig bad ahd better hope so this weekend

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I have started preying all ready. Might have a nip of the Guinness though

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over a year ago

"So many fakes about you know

Jesus existed it is a matter of your belief if he was a holy man though. try going to a church on sunday if you are not sure.

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over a year ago

"So many fakes about you know

Jesus existed it is a matter of your belief if he was a holy man though. try going to a church on sunday if you are not sure."

The religious stuff is all crap and twisted by religious nuts out for there own gain and sod the dumb fucks who blindly follow.

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By *eedshornycplsCouple
over a year ago

leeds

hie shared his bread with me and er his wife

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By *ondoncoupleforfunxCouple
over a year ago

essex/london border

whats the point in going to church to sit and pray for something that isnt going to happen ,each to their own i say but until i see things with my own eyes im afraid i have to say i dont believe in jesus ,god or anything like that .if people believe i have no problem with that but for me i prefer real to might be real ,i guess we will never really know if there is anything out there lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have to say i get a sort of inner peace when i go to mass....the music from the omen plays out loud tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am putting baby belles in the crib this year because I believe in baby cheeses

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over a year ago

"I am putting baby belles in the crib this year because I believe in baby cheeses

Thats so cheesy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes he was here last week ......

and what he did with 5 loaves and 5 fishes beggars belief........

after a sniff of poppers I managed em all......

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over a year ago

"I am putting baby belles in the crib this year because I believe in baby cheeses

Thats so cheesy!

Course it is lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Its his birthday next friday you know. He is having a huuuuuuge party with hats and all sorts!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"So many fakes about you know

Jesus existed it is a matter of your belief if he was a holy man though. try going to a church on sunday if you are not sure.

The religious stuff is all crap and twisted by religious nuts out for there own gain and sod the dumb fucks who blindly follow. "

Jesus thats harsh...

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over a year ago

"Its his birthday next friday you know. He is having a huuuuuuge party with hats and all sorts! "

He stole that birthdate from the Pagan God of light ...... bloody Christians

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"Its his birthday next friday you know. He is having a huuuuuuge party with hats and all sorts!

He stole that birthdate from the Pagan God of light ...... bloody Christians "

I think Coca Cola have stolen it off christians now....you know its close when the" holidays are coming advert comes on"...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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WOW.!!!!...how long is this thread...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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I do think this thread should stay on the first page until Christmas.....

maybe its the child in me....

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over a year ago

"I do think this thread should stay on the first page until Christmas.....

maybe its the child in me....

You just want your bum at the top of the forums

Not complaining here though

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over a year ago

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"I do think this thread should stay on the first page until Christmas.....

maybe its the child in me....

You just want your bum at the top of the forums

Not complaining here though

Sssh...my bum at the top on christmas day?...thats not very christian....

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"I do think this thread should stay on the first page until Christmas.....

maybe its the child in me....

You just want your bum at the top of the forums

Not complaining here though

Sssh...my bum at the top on christmas day?...thats not very christian....

I pray to the God of bums

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over a year ago

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"I do think this thread should stay on the first page until Christmas.....

maybe its the child in me....

You just want your bum at the top of the forums

Not complaining here though

Sssh...my bum at the top on christmas day?...thats not very christian....

I pray to the God of bums

Bob Geldof????

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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3 days until his birthday....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"3 days until his birthday....

Tiz! Do you think he will have Bob Marley's greatest hits plaining on cd then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy solstice for yesterday...and yuletide greetings everyone..and to all my fellow pagans..blessed be...xxxxx

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over a year ago

There is no doubt that a man named Jesus dis exist and walked the sands of Galilee. However, was he a prophet? Highly unlikely. More like a magician an alchemist and an illusionist (hence is 'miracles'). His disciples were his gang of vagabonds and rogues. He left Jerusalem for France with Mary Magdalen and had children. The blood line from this relationship is the 'Holy Grail' and runs into French royalty. All in all he strikes me as being a bit of a lad really!

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over a year ago

"There is no doubt that a man named Jesus dis exist and walked the sands of Galilee. However, was he a prophet? Highly unlikely. More like a magician an alchemist and an illusionist (hence is 'miracles'). His disciples were his gang of vagabonds and rogues. He left Jerusalem for France with Mary Magdalen and had children. The blood line from this relationship is the 'Holy Grail' and runs into French royalty. All in all he strikes me as being a bit of a lad really! "

"Holy blood..Holy Grail" DaVinci Code...popular conspiracy theory ...and that is all it is a theory...not proven empirical fact...could be as true as many other theories..who knows..??

Jesus...all so long ago..the man..appears to have been a politically radical iconclastic early communist...his apostles a group of political activists....very anti-establishment.

Just imagine chinese whispers.. with several hidden agendas.... over 2 thousand years...his image manipulated changed and adapted to suit the purposes of the established church...hey organised religion was.. and contiues to be.. very profitable...ask the vatican..!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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Cant allow it to disappear so close to the big day...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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He better exist....i got him a birthday card....

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over a year ago

Does he have a profile on here?

I feel the need for spiritual enlightenment

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over a year ago

"Does he have a profile on here?

I feel the need for spiritual enlightenment

Someone had prob tried to change his profile to Jesus on the off chance he gets lucky lol

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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1 minute into christmas day....A jesus thread and my ass at the top of the forums.....if only for a minute...hee hee...Merry christmas everyone, and happy birthday Jesus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

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