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Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please  | |||
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"Good morning op. Coffee and a bit of crumpet would be nice this morning afternoon and evening
Let’s have a fab day.
"1 hot coffee and a buttered crumpet. | |||
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"Strong coffee please." My pleasure gorgeous. Hot and strong. | |||
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please "Scrambled, poached or something else ? And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte. Brown sauce for those eggs? | |||
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs? "You can Surprise me with eggs. What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee. | |||
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"Is there a strong coffee and a warm jam doughnut spare "Coming right up. Grab a seat, I'll drop them over in a minute. | |||
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs?
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee. "Artfully milky, indeed. I'll scramble those eggs. Be with you shortly.  | |||
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs?
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee.
Artfully milky, indeed.
I'll scramble those eggs.
Be with you shortly. "Thank you kindly. I'm liking the cheeky apron too,  | |||
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"Is there a strong coffee and a warm jam doughnut spare
Coming right up. Grab a seat, I'll drop them over in a minute. "Too kind (None of that milk in mine thanks ) | |||
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"Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread. I've offically finishd work for the year. So I'm at your service. Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee? I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast? Pull up a chair and let me take your order. " Coffee Late Large Thank you | |||
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"Good morning op. Coffee and a bit of crumpet would be nice this morning afternoon and evening
Let’s have a fab day.
1 hot coffee and a buttered crumpet.
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"Coffee and a bacon sandwich please " A whacking great coffee and a bacon sarnie. Sauce with that? | |||
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"Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread. I've offically finishd work for the year. So I'm at your service. Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee? I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast? Pull up a chair and let me take your order. Coffee Late Large Thank you "A big one, just for you. | |||
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"Is there a strong coffee and a warm jam doughnut spare
Coming right up. Grab a seat, I'll drop them over in a minute.
Too kind
(None of that milk in mine thanks ) "Not a problem. | |||
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs?
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee.
Artfully milky, indeed.
I'll scramble those eggs.
Be with you shortly.
Thank you kindly. I'm liking the cheeky apron too, "It might be on the wrong way round.  | |||
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"Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread. I've offically finishd work for the year. So I'm at your service. Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee? I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast? Pull up a chair and let me take your order. Coffee Late Large Thank you
A big one, just for you. "And thank you once again off to work have good day all and happy Friday to all | |||
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Happy holidays! My last day at work for the year is about to start... | |||
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i'd love a coffee please... as black as my soul. should get me going for a 13hr shift 
Thank youuuuu. Px  | |||
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"Good morning! I'd like a cheesy sandwich and a hot chocolate
Happy holidays! My last day at work for the year is about to start..."Happy Holidays. A big, warm, cheesy sandwich and a huge hot chocolate. Have a fab day | |||
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"Happy Friday Fabbers. Bacon roll anyone? " Love a bacon roll, and a mild black coffee please. | |||
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"morning OP
i'd love a coffee please... as black as my soul. should get me going for a 13hr shift
Thank youuuuu. Px "That's one dark coffee, coming right up. Have a great day. | |||
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"Good morning op can I have a strong black coffee with one sugar please " Of course, a big black one for you. | |||
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"Good morning aww wish was me too, finish next Thursday. Love a black coffee strong please "Course you can, dark and strong. Keep you going for the day. | |||
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"Good morning A latte and a bacon and tomato dip sandwich please " One travesty coffee. Soft, squashy bread wrapped around hot, salty bacon. Is tomato dip, ketchup? | |||
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"Large black Americano and tits please thank you very much." Coffee from me. Tits are in abundance here. Go fill your boots, or should they be boobs ? ( * ) _ ( * ) | |||
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"You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run.... Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar. Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast. Thanks. Ps where is your tip jar? X" 1 big coffee. One big bacon toast thing with all the bits. Oh, pop it in back.  | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon sandwich please A whacking great coffee and a bacon sarnie. Sauce with that? " Yes please ketchup would be nice | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon sandwich please A whacking great coffee and a bacon sarnie. Sauce with that? Yes please ketchup would be nice "I'll leave you with the bottle, you can splotch your own sauce on. | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon sandwich please A whacking great coffee and a bacon sarnie. Sauce with that? Yes please ketchup would be nice
I'll leave you with the bottle, you can splotch your own sauce on. "Thanks x | |||
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"Tea X2, toast, bacon and a nice fat sausage to share ta very much x" Nothing like a shared sausage to start the morning. Get filled up on a meaty one. Enjoy the tea too. | |||
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Could I have some tea and paracetamol please | |||
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"May I have a latte and something filling this morning?" One overly milky coffee and a plate of crumpets. | |||
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"Morning sprockett
Could I have some tea and paracetamol please "Oh Petal, that's the breakfast of champions. Are you okay? | |||
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"Morning sprockett
Could I have some tea and paracetamol please
Oh Petal, that's the breakfast of champions.
Are you okay? "Still got a headache | |||
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"May I have a latte and something filling this morning? One overly milky coffee and a plate of crumpets. " Oh that's lovely! I've been good recently... haha | |||
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"Morning sprockett
Could I have some tea and paracetamol please
Oh Petal, that's the breakfast of champions.
Are you okay?
Still got a headache "I shall try a spell, a rattle of the kitchen utensils, and cast it out. Damn affliction, begone!! | |||
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"May I have a latte and something filling this morning? One overly milky coffee and a plate of crumpets. Oh that's lovely! I've been good recently... haha" Enjoy. | |||
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"Ohhhhh I’d love a cup of tea please. It’s a little too early for cake though " A large hot one coming up KBD. Enjoy your tea. | |||
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"Morning Sprockett, Green Tea and an Almond Croissant for me please. Oh and a Mug of Tea and a bacon roll for James... Thanks xx "My pleasure, they're on the way. Do you want them in bed? | |||
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I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
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"Good morning OP and all. Can I just take up your kind offer forva strong coffee and an almond croisant please. Thank you. " Morning MB, big, hot coffee and a crumbly, flaky warm croissant. Just for you. | |||
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"We are in Thailand atm and breakfast, if you’re brave, can be Green Curry
I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
K"I'd have green or red Curry for breakfast. Danishes, croissants on the way. Tea or coffee ? | |||
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"Good morning OP and all. Can I just take up your kind offer forva strong coffee and an almond croisant please. Thank you. Morning MB, big, hot coffee and a crumbly, flaky warm croissant. Just for you. "You are very kind. May Santa bring you all you desire | |||
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"Morning Sprockett, Green Tea and an Almond Croissant for me please. Oh and a Mug of Tea and a bacon roll for James... Thanks xx
My pleasure, they're on the way. Do you want them in bed?"From the Sexy Cafe waitress, James would say Yes Please!! | |||
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"Morning Sprockett, Green Tea and an Almond Croissant for me please. Oh and a Mug of Tea and a bacon roll for James... Thanks xx
My pleasure, they're on the way. Do you want them in bed?
From the Sexy Cafe waitress, James would say Yes Please!!"I'll swish on by when I've got an hour or two to spare. | |||
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 out as I imagine he is a little desperate by now.
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"You were up early to cater for the crowds. Still in bed here, so could you bring me a lemsip and let the out as I imagine he is a little desperate by now.
Thanks."My pleasure. | |||
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"Slipping in for a full English without black pudding, but with tea and toast "I'll slip that in for you. Good way to start the morning. Tea & Toast too. | |||
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"Strong coffee and a bacon buttie please " On its way Wonko. Set you up for the day. Red or brown sauce. | |||
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"Strong coffee and a bacon buttie please On its way Wonko. Set you up for the day. Red or brown sauce. " Brown please | |||
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"Strong coffee and a bacon buttie please On its way Wonko. Set you up for the day. Red or brown sauce. Brown please " I knew I liked you for a reason. | |||
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"Slipping in for a full English without black pudding, but with tea and toast
I'll slip that in for you. Good way to start the morning.
Tea & Toast too. "Thank you | |||
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"Fresh orange juice Sourdough bread, toasted with poached egg, avocado and black pudding please x" Classy breakfast. Coming right up. | |||
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"Strong coffee and a bacon buttie please On its way Wonko. Set you up for the day. Red or brown sauce. Brown please I knew I liked you for a reason. " Good  | |||
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"A pot of strong tea. Then sourdough toast, 2 x poached eggs and a baked beans, with 2 x bacon. Please and thank you OP Morning all. " Coming right up, made with love. . I do object to eggs and beans together, but I'll make an exception for you. | |||
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"A pot of strong tea. Then sourdough toast, 2 x poached eggs and a baked beans, with 2 x bacon. Please and thank you OP Morning all. Coming right up, made with love. . I do object to eggs and beans together, but I'll make an exception for you. " Thank you, that's kind of you | |||
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"You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run.... Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar. Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast. Thanks. Ps where is your tip jar? X 1 big coffee. One big bacon toast thing with all the bits. Oh, pop it in back. "Just the tip went in, Nice hope you're feeling as full as I am now after that. Xxx yummy boobs too x thanks for the service you sexy feeder you xx | |||
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"Morning Sprocky. Sausage and mushroom cob and a flat white please x" I'll get the sausages on, whack the mushrooms in. And I'll track down a bun, will that do? Big bucket of flat white too, so I can have some. Anything else ?  | |||
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"You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run.... Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar. Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast. Thanks. Ps where is your tip jar? X 1 big coffee. One big bacon toast thing with all the bits. Oh, pop it in back.
Just the tip went in, Nice hope you're feeling as full as I am now after that. Xxx yummy boobs too x thanks for the service you sexy feeder you xx "Better a feeder than a breeder. | |||
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"Morning Sprocky. Sausage and mushroom cob and a flat white please x I'll get the sausages on, whack the mushrooms in. And I'll track down a bun, will that do? Big bucket of flat white too, so I can have some. Anything else ? "No no, that's perfect. | |||
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"Decaf tea and lactofree milk please. And poached eggs with runny yolks on toast please. A sprinkle of chives on the eggs would go down a treat too." My pleasure. Breakfast is coming. The tea is hot. Feel free to flirt with the customers, or the staff. | |||
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"We are in Thailand atm and breakfast, if you’re brave, can be Green Curry
I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
K
I'd have green or red Curry for breakfast.
Danishes, croissants on the way.
Tea or coffee ? "My taste buds aren’t quite ready for a curry for breakfast! Had one last night though 
Coffee with breakfast please - a latte with one sugar. C will have a Jasmine Tea
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"We are in Thailand atm and breakfast, if you’re brave, can be Green Curry
I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
K
I'd have green or red Curry for breakfast.
Danishes, croissants on the way.
Tea or coffee ?
My taste buds aren’t quite ready for a curry for breakfast! Had one last night though
Coffee with breakfast please - a latte with one sugar. C will have a Jasmine Tea
K"A Latte and A Jasmine. . Coming right up x | |||
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"Can I squeez in a couple of slices of toast with a black coffee please? "Of course you can, you little cutie. . You want anything on that toast? | |||
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"Can I squeez in a couple of slices of toast with a black coffee please?
Of course you can, you little cutie.
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You want anything on that toast?"Go on, I'll have some Nutella on it. It is a time for indulgence after all. Thank you | |||
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"I need something to wake me up and if you can't get it here in five minutes i'm going to bed !" Service in here is shite. | |||
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"I need something to wake me up and if you can't get it here in five minutes i'm going to bed !" An exocet missile might shiver your timbers. | |||
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"Morning Sprocket’s House of Grub Scrambled egg on brown toast for me please. "It'll be cold when you get it | |||
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"I need something to wake me up and if you can't get it here in five minutes i'm going to bed ! Service in here is shite. " Customers are pretty second rate too. | |||
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"Morning Sprocket’s House of Grub Scrambled egg on brown toast for me please. "I'm just dealing with a haggard old heckler, gimme a tick FS. Coffee too ? | |||
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"Can I squeez in a couple of slices of toast with a black coffee please?
Of course you can, you little cutie.
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You want anything on that toast?
Go on, I'll have some Nutella on it. It is a time for indulgence after all. Thank you "I'd indulge you. | |||
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"Could I have a nice large black coffee please sprokett and a Belgian bun And some of your lovely conversation please " I'll get a fresh coffee on for you and rustle up a bun. I'll meet you behind the bike shed later for a *chat* | |||
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