FabSwingers.com forum: Best status

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 to fill a woman's inbox?

2 to fill a man's inbox?

3 to fill a couples inbox?

4 worst status a woman can display?

5 worst status a man can display?

6 worst status a couple can display?

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab

I'm looking for suggestions on number 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 to fill a woman's inbox?

2 to fill a man's inbox?

3 to fill a couples inbox?

4 worst status a woman can display?

5 worst status a man can display?

6 worst status a couple can display?

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab

I'm looking for suggestions on number 4"

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

No 4 - every 10th message gets a shag

Guaranteed inbox explosion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 to fill a woman's inbox?

2 to fill a man's inbox?

3 to fill a couples inbox?

4 worst status a woman can display?

5 worst status a man can display?

6 worst status a couple can display?

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab

I'm looking for suggestions on number 4

MIGHT be free later...

Which means she's not but wants attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 to fill a woman's inbox?

2 to fill a man's inbox?

3 to fill a couples inbox?

4 worst status a woman can display?

5 worst status a man can display?

6 worst status a couple can display?

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab

I'm looking for suggestions on number 4

MIGHT be free later...

Which means she's not but wants attention"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a great status for RacyRocket as part of a forum game once.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I've seen some good ones, but don't want to disappear for a couple of days for quoting them.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Whatever you put, your inbox will still be manic.

Unless you say you're out of action until the antibiotics have worked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 .... Just received my test results, if we've met, we need to talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote a great status for RacyRocket as part of a forum game once. "

Something about going to chams and needing men to practise sucking off.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Best one currently... Massive red flag...

"Lol , didn't want to get squashed anyway"

I'm guessing someone went from hot to fat bitch after declining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 7

Don't contact us if you play Golf!

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

For no 4 maybe...

Highly recommend a std test if we met recently. I am sorry...

Or.. please confirm your details for child maintenance if we met, planning ahead

Would be grateful for some no2 suggestions

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

1 ‘Need cock right now!’

2 ‘Cheesecake going free to the first to contact me…’

3 ‘We both have cheesecake…’

4 ‘Is this green discharge normal?’

5 ‘Is this quantity of smegma normal?

6 ‘Smegging hell! We are both laden with smegma!’

7 I like the really random status updates and ones which induce a chuckle.

….and ones relating to smegma of course

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

1 to fill a woman's inbox?

2 to fill a man's inbox?

3 to fill a couples inbox?

4 worst status a woman can display?

5 worst status a man can display?

6 worst status a couple can display?

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab

I'm looking for suggestions on number 4"
my fanny needs a penis now all rush at once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As part of a forum status game I did actually post that I had an sti. I kid you not...that does not put men off at all.

They would specifically ask which STI and say they didn't mind catching it and most would still offer bareback though a few of them said they would but only with a condom. Most took the attitude that it can be cured with two weeks antibiotics and wasn't a big deal.

That made my block list bigger.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"As part of a forum status game I did actually post that I had an sti. I kid you not...that does not put men off at all.

That made my block list bigger."

Ye Gods! There’s simply no stopping the lascivious beasts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 4……

Not had great news could all my former lovers contact me urgently.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My husbands found out and I'm pregnant he wants to know who might be the father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 to fill a woman's inbox? I need to be fucked now

2 to fill a man's inbox? I need some cock in me now

3 to fill a couples inbox? My Mrs needs to be fucked now

4 worst status a woman can display? Can all my previous lovers contact me urgently

5 worst status a man can display? It’s ok if it’s a bit itchy and a bit spotty, right?

6 worst status a couple can display? Come fuck my husband now

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab? £50 for the privilege of fucking me, that’s a bargain lads. You’d be foolish not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 to fill a woman's inbox? I need to be fucked now

2 to fill a man's inbox? I need some cock in me now

3 to fill a couples inbox? My Mrs needs to be fucked now

4 worst status a woman can display? Can all my previous lovers contact me urgently

5 worst status a man can display? It’s ok if it’s a bit itchy and a bit spotty, right?

6 worst status a couple can display? Come fuck my husband now

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab? £50 for the privilege of fucking me, that’s a bargain lads. You’d be foolish not to.

Do you remember who number 7 was by any chance. Got a £50 bonus coming at the end of the week

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As part of a forum status game I did actually post that I had an sti. I kid you not...that does not put men off at all.

That made my block list bigger."

I think I just

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

1 to fill a woman's inbox?

2 to fill a man's inbox?

3 to fill a couples inbox?

4 worst status a woman can display?

5 worst status a man can display?

6 worst status a couple can display?

7 most amusing status you've seen on fab

I'm looking for suggestions on number 4"

No 4, will fuck anybody…………. But not you

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

4. As it's Christmas, I'm offering tea and cake in exchange for sex

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

1- Will fuck for kebab

I can't deny/confirm it will work but seems legit

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

5’ - any sexy lady what some cheese to go with there wine

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"1- Will fuck for kebab

I can't deny/confirm it will work but seems legit

I’m finding myself to be suddenly, extremely sexually aroused….

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