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Somewhere In The Ether…

So….has anyone ever inserted one of these culinary wonders into an orifice other than their mouth?

Actually, whilst I’m here and on the same subject, what other food stuffs have any of you inserted into orifices other than thy cake-holes?

(Do I win the crass thread of the day accolade now?)

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By *oo..Woman
48 weeks ago

Boo's World

I can confirm no food item has ever been stuck somewhere it shouldn't go!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I can confirm no food item has ever been stuck somewhere it shouldn't go!

I once inadvertently stuck a sandwich into my ear…

It’s an odd story…

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Recently hotel staff ironically thought we were celebrating an anniversary, gave us a room upgrade, bottle of wine, dozens of chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate truffles, and filled the room with happy anniversary balloons.

My partner was giving me oral when they decided to enjoy a strawberry at the same time. The chocolate instantly melted.

Previously, ages ago, I tried all sorts of vegetables and fruits. They were in fact some of my first “toys”.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I've had someone put strawberries and cream on me and then feed me some of them while he ate the rest, laughing. That's the closest I've got

I once tried a pickled egg but it was weird. I didn't like it much.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Recently hotel staff ironically thought we were celebrating an anniversary, gave us a room upgrade, bottle of wine, dozens of chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate truffles, and filled the room with happy anniversary balloons.

My partner was giving me oral when they decided to enjoy a strawberry at the same time. The chocolate instantly melted.

Previously, ages ago, I tried all sorts of vegetables and fruits. They were in fact some of my first “toys”. "

Strawberries and sex - they go together as perfectly as strawberries and cream at Wimbledon

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've had someone put strawberries and cream on me and then feed me some of them while he ate the rest, laughing. That's the closest I've got

I once tried a pickled egg but it was weird. I didn't like it much."

They are kind of an acquired taste

I once had an unfortunate experience when I bought one from a fish and chip shop and upon biting into it, was rather alarmed to discover that it was actually rotten inside

Luckily, I didn’t allow such a misfortune to put me off for life

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Pickled anything is a no go for me.

I wonder if anyone has ever inserted a Durian fruit.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Pickled anything is a no go for me.

I wonder if anyone has ever inserted a Durian fruit.

I accept the challenge!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I've banked a few things in my time, happy days good memories...

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By *evergiveupMan
48 weeks ago

derbyshire

I've enjoyed playing - not with a pickled egg - but a Cadbury creme egg

Inserted into a sexy lady's naughty passage it was incredible how quickly it melted and flowed out xx

Messy I can tell you but great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Food should never be part of sex.

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By *atty CoramWoman
48 weeks ago

Wimbledon

My PH is sacrosanct.

So its a no from me.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've enjoyed playing - not with a pickled egg - but a Cadbury creme egg

Inserted into a sexy lady's naughty passage it was incredible how quickly it melted and flowed out xx

Messy I can tell you but great fun

Creme egg pie...

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I've been fucked with cucumber. I think that's about it. I have also ate food covered in cum when I was feeling freaky and experimental but I wouldn't do that again.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Pickled anything is a no go for me.

I wonder if anyone has ever inserted a Durian fruit.

I accept the challenge!

I salute you Sir.

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