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"I’ve reached a point where I’m no longer attracted to people that don’t seem interested in me at I really don’t think I desire anyone that I’m not already sexing. Except maybe Regina Hall. She’d fucking get it. " I’ve reached a point were I’m not attractive to people…..  | |||
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"I’ve reached a point where I’m no longer attracted to people that don’t seem interested in me at I really don’t think I desire anyone that I’m not already sexing. Except maybe Regina Hall. She’d fucking get it. " If this is true then it can’t be you… see above  | |||
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"I’ve reached a point where I’m no longer attracted to people that don’t seem interested in me at I really don’t think I desire anyone that I’m not already sexing. Except maybe Regina Hall. She’d fucking get it. I’ve reached a point were I’m not attractive to people….. "I hit that point too. Them be the breaks | |||
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"I’ve reached a point where I’m no longer attracted to people that don’t seem interested in me at I really don’t think I desire anyone that I’m not already sexing. Except maybe Regina Hall. She’d fucking get it. If this is true then it can’t be you… see above
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How many other guys think it’s them? "I'm sure it's not me. Marc | |||
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"Oh there is a couple that I would very much love to have a play with. Very very much so. "A couple or a couple of women?? Lol | |||
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"I’ve reached a point where I’m no longer attracted to people that don’t seem interested in me at I really don’t think I desire anyone that I’m not already sexing. Except maybe Regina Hall. She’d fucking get it. If this is true then it can’t be you… see above
Ah yes of course, you’re not interested in me
Awwwwww…..let me lend you my violin "If this is a sex reference I don’t get it because you’re sending mixed messages | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr"Big fists ain't coming no where near me!  | |||
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"Oh there is a couple that I would very much love to have a play with. Very very much so.
A couple or a couple of women?? Lol"When I go to the pub I go for just a couple…and have about 6!! | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "I did notice Gary, had big fists, Holla Gary.....
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"Ones with big thighs
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Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "*** How big is a big fist? Just curious... | |||
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"None of you lot! " Because fun is anathema? J | |||
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"None of you lot! Because fun is anathema?
J"That needed an emoji to make it clear it was a joke. Oops. J | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious..."Fist = NO no no no. | |||
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"None of you lot! Because fun is anathema?
J
That needed an emoji to make it clear it was a joke. Oops.
J"You can't use fancy words like that, they won't know what it means | |||
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"My Hungarian work colleague - she's slim and has purple hair with dreadlocks... I already had a crush on her but my boss seems to have made her my assistant recently so I've been working one on one with her every morning for a week or two." *** Learn some Hungarian words from her. She will like that. Let her suggest what words to learn. You will know from the choices, if she's interested. Words from love or sex = You have a chance Swearing words = You will stay in colleague/friend zone Won't teach you any = She doesn't like/fancy you | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
I did notice Gary, had big fists, Holla Gary.....
Mr"Poor Gary! | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
I did notice Gary, had big fists, Holla Gary.....
Mr
Poor Gary! "And Gary's sister
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"There'd probably be a few on here... If only they'd have a shave!" It's trimmed! Oh you mean the other hair | |||
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"There'd probably be a few on here... If only they'd have a shave!" I mean if you don't like beards then I doubt you'd be kissing Santa claus | |||
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"There'd probably be a few on here... If only they'd have a shave! I mean if you don't like beards then I doubt you'd be kissing Santa claus" Oh! Good point. | |||
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"There'd probably be a few on here... If only they'd have a shave! I mean if you don't like beards then I doubt you'd be kissing Santa claus Oh! Good point. "There's always one exception to the rule | |||
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"There'd probably be a few on here... If only they'd have a shave! I mean if you don't like beards then I doubt you'd be kissing Santa claus Oh! Good point.
There's always one exception to the rule"Is it because of his big sack? | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no."*** "Big fists ain't coming no where near me! " I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?) Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size. I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here. | |||
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"Oh there is a couple that I would very much love to have a play with. Very very much so.
A couple or a couple of women?? Lol"Both hehe | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
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"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
"I never said you were But, read what I put It doesn't need querying I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that? No is no, I don't want fisting, ever! | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
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"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever! "How did this go from thighs to fists?
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
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"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J"The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS | |||
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"Oh there is a couple that I would very much love to have a play with. Very very much so.
A couple or a couple of women?? Lol
Both hehe"Me too | |||
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"Oh there is a couple that I would very much love to have a play with. Very very much so.
A couple or a couple of women?? Lol
When I go to the pub I go for just a couple…and have about 6!! " | |||
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"None of you lot! " Point proved lol | |||
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"There'd probably be a few on here... If only they'd have a shave! I mean if you don't like beards then I doubt you'd be kissing Santa claus Oh! Good point.
There's always one exception to the rule
Is it because of his big sack? "Yes, with all those presents in it!! | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS "The wrong un
Mr | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
Mr
I was polite "Have you got a fever
Mr | |||
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"Who is one person you crush on/gaze at/would love to do it with if you got a chance? Either as a free hit or one of those "if you don't act you'd never get a chance again" moments? Hers is one of our mutual friends. He's the stereotypical tall, dark and handsome and rumour has it is VWE. Mine is one of the receptionists at work. She's a short blonde firecracker from Croatia who is very sweet yet also is a total minx at the same time. Has a habit of wearing slightly too short a skirt for the liking of management. " I went to Dubrovnik on the summer.. firstly Croatia was absolutely stunning. Secondly the women were equally stunning so I can imagine your crush is a beauty ! | |||
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Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
Brucey has big hands, doesn't he? "I'm not sure, you bend over and then report back in the morning! | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
Brucey has big hands, doesn't he?
I'm not sure, you bend over and then report back in the morning! "I wouldn't know, he wouldn't touch the sides. Looks like it's down to you to find out | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
Brucey has big hands, doesn't he?
I'm not sure, you bend over and then report back in the morning!
I wouldn't know, he wouldn't touch the sides. Looks like it's down to you to find out "As it's nearly Christmas I will happily pass on my turn to the next in line | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
Brucey has big hands, doesn't he?
I'm not sure, you bend over and then report back in the morning!
I wouldn't know, he wouldn't touch the sides. Looks like it's down to you to find out
As it's nearly Christmas I will happily pass on my turn to the next in line "LittleBird? | |||
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Probably could touch 80 percent of those 'boo'zookas
Ya see what I did there? | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
Brucey has big hands, doesn't he?
I'm not sure, you bend over and then report back in the morning!
I wouldn't know, he wouldn't touch the sides. Looks like it's down to you to find out
As it's nearly Christmas I will happily pass on my turn to the next in line
LittleBird? "23rd boo and bird blowjob. I'm ready for it if they put their money where their mouths are. I'll report back if I'm still alive | |||
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"Oh hey party people! I DO have big hands Kai
Probably could touch 80 percent of those 'boo'zookas
Ya see what I did there?"It's about fisting | |||
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"Oh hey party people! I DO have big hands Kai
Probably could touch 80 percent of those 'boo'zookas
Ya see what I did there?
It's about fisting"Oh I'm not into fisting. Keep it tight people! | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
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How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
Too small?
Brucey has big hands, doesn't he?
I'm not sure, you bend over and then report back in the morning!
I wouldn't know, he wouldn't touch the sides. Looks like it's down to you to find out
As it's nearly Christmas I will happily pass on my turn to the next in line
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"Oh hey party people! I DO have big hands Kai
Probably could touch 80 percent of those 'boo'zookas
Ya see what I did there?
It's about fisting
Oh I'm not into fisting. Keep it tight people!" | |||
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I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10 | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10 "Can he go after me? I'm worried his dicks better! | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10 "I want another free snog lol | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10
Can he go after me? I'm worried his dicks better!"You can fight it out between you | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10
I want another free snog lol "Deal | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
Mr
I was polite
Have you got a fever
Mr "*** I went away to listen to some music and here we go again. Drama about nothing and I'm the bad guy again. You wrote "Big fists ain't coming no where near me!" not Fists ain't coming near me. It was a joke/banter. It wasn't an invitation, offer or even interest from me. It was a simple dirty joke on a swinger site. You had much worse jokes before, but the first and the last one from me. I actually expected to be ignored by you, like usually. Why would I want anything from you, when I knew before the "Wrong un"(polite?) that you are one member of my hate group? | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
Mr
I was polite
Have you got a fever
Mr
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I went away to listen to some music and here we go again.
Drama about nothing and I'm the bad guy again.
You wrote "Big fists ain't coming no where near me!" not Fists ain't coming near me.
It was a joke/banter.
It wasn't an invitation, offer or even interest from me.
It was a simple dirty joke on a swinger site.
You had much worse jokes before, but the first and the last one from me.
I actually expected to be ignored by you, like usually.
Why would I want anything from you, when I knew before the "Wrong un"(polite?) that you are one member of my hate group?
"A member of your "hate group"? I've never even spoken too you before so wind your neck in. I answer forum posts like any one else does and not once have I ever been directly rude or abusive to you in any shape or form so I suggest you take you accusations away and direct the energy into something more useful. There is no drama here at all, only what you seem to want to cause. I have no issue with you. So have a good evening | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now? "No, I was talking about thighs ffs! | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now? "I'd give blowjobs to people who know who they are etc | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10
I want another free snog lol
Deal " | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now?
No, I was talking about thighs ffs! "Can I motorboat your tits then? | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now?
I'd give blowjobs to people who know who they are etc" | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
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"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
Mr
I was polite
Have you got a fever
Mr
***
I went away to listen to some music and here we go again.
Drama about nothing and I'm the bad guy again.
You wrote "Big fists ain't coming no where near me!" not Fists ain't coming near me.
It was a joke/banter.
It wasn't an invitation, offer or even interest from me.
It was a simple dirty joke on a swinger site.
You had much worse jokes before, but the first and the last one from me.
I actually expected to be ignored by you, like usually.
Why would I want anything from you, when I knew before the "Wrong un"(polite?) that you are one member of my hate group?
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No, I was talking about thighs ffs!
Can I motorboat your tits then? "Go on then, as its nearly Christmas! | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now? "I agree wholeheartedly | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now?
No, I was talking about thighs ffs!
Can I motorboat your tits then?
Go on then, as its nearly Christmas! "Woop woop! I’ll be right over.. | |||
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You should get this on a badge "I will | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now?
No, I was talking about thighs ffs!
Can I motorboat your tits then?
Go on then, as its nearly Christmas!
Woop woop! I’ll be right over.. "I'll pass by yours tommorow on my way to meeting Brucey to touch his penis. | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10
Can he go after me? I'm worried his dicks better!"It's not. If anyone tells you otherwise they are just trying to wind you up! | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10
Can he go after me? I'm worried his dicks better!
It's not. If anyone tells you otherwise they are just trying to wind you up! "Are we having a 'no your dick is better' off? This is super sweet. Ladies will love this shit. It shows brotherhood and heart as well as good penises. But no I don't know anyone who has had your penis. I do think we attract the same types of women though...unlucky | |||
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"I heard my name mentioned
I’ve got my “free blowjobs here” badge all ready for Christmas so Kai you can have one as well as Brucey.
Current rating 9.8/10
Can he go after me? I'm worried his dicks better!
It's not. If anyone tells you otherwise they are just trying to wind you up!
Are we having a 'no your dick is better' off? This is super sweet. Ladies will love this shit. It shows brotherhood and heart as well as good penises.
But no I don't know anyone who has had your penis. I do think we attract the same types of women though...unlucky "Well gee thanks lol | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
Mr
I was polite
Have you got a fever
Mr
***
I went away to listen to some music and here we go again.
Drama about nothing and I'm the bad guy again.
You wrote "Big fists ain't coming no where near me!" not Fists ain't coming near me.
It was a joke/banter.
It wasn't an invitation, offer or even interest from me.
It was a simple dirty joke on a swinger site.
You had much worse jokes before, but the first and the last one from me.
I actually expected to be ignored by you, like usually.
Why would I want anything from you, when I knew before the "Wrong un"(polite?) that you are one member of my hate group?
Dude calm down there is no " hate groups " on here "*** I'm 100% calm. Just explained/defended myself. | |||
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"Can we get back to the blow jobs now?
No, I was talking about thighs ffs!
Can I motorboat your tits then?
Go on then, as its nearly Christmas!
Woop woop! I’ll be right over..
I'll pass by yours tommorow on my way to meeting Brucey to touch his penis. "Perfect | |||
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"Ones with big thighs
Not ones with big fists
Mr
Big fists ain't coming no where near me!
***
How big is a big fist?
Just curious...
Fist = NO
no no no.
***
"Big fists ain't coming no where near me! "
I wasn't suggesting anything. (Why would I?)
Wanted to Fab categorize my fist size.
I have an idea about what counts small, average, big or very big penis here.
I never said you were
But, read what I put
It doesn't need querying
I've said no full stop, so why would I then think about what makes a fist small or large or even answer that?
No is no, I don't want fisting, ever!
How did this go from thighs to fists?
J
The wrong un switched it again!
Thighs, I like big THIGHS
The wrong un
Mr
I was polite
Have you got a fever
Mr
***
I went away to listen to some music and here we go again.
Drama about nothing and I'm the bad guy again.
You wrote "Big fists ain't coming no where near me!" not Fists ain't coming near me.
It was a joke/banter.
It wasn't an invitation, offer or even interest from me.
It was a simple dirty joke on a swinger site.
You had much worse jokes before, but the first and the last one from me.
I actually expected to be ignored by you, like usually.
Why would I want anything from you, when I knew before the "Wrong un"(polite?) that you are one member of my hate group?
Dude calm down there is no " hate groups " on here
***
I'm 100% calm.
Just explained/defended myself.
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Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam"More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year! | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year! "Ooh can I watch ?? | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam"I’m ok with accepting that I’m nowhere near man enough for that job.  fella | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year! "If ever | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo "Have you got any references I could use before making my decision? | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever "See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic! | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision? "I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic! "Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly "Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful! | |||
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Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision? "Yes, I'll give you the contact number for my last victim, have a chat see what he says.... | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!"Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
Yes, I'll give you the contact number for my last victim, have a chat see what he says...."Don't do it brucey! It's boo putting on a voice. The real victim is under the patio. | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!"If you think I'm into crazy shit, you wait to see what Littlebird rocks up with, I'm bloody mild against that legend | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu "How much Malibu?  | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
Yes, I'll give you the contact number for my last victim, have a chat see what he says...."I’ll do that. What’s the worst he could say? | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me "This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
Yes, I'll give you the contact number for my last victim, have a chat see what he says....
I’ll do that. What’s the worst he could say?"hydrate lots first | |||
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"For me it's Dani Divine. I'd love to see her slowly strip before kneeling down and sucking me off. As for my Mrs, anyone is welcome to message. I'd love to watch her with someone from this site. Male, or female. " Oh yes Dani Divine is HOT | |||
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"There’s a woman away up there in the thread who has gone way beyond my hotlist and on to my ‘red-hot, this has to happen’ list. She makes me smile every time we talk and 2024 is our year." Had to scroll up to see if it's who I think it is. | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!"Oh……You’re gonna learn the hard way | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu? "How rude! | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha "Miaow..
T. | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!"Asking for a friend. Ps that friend is me | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!"
Ps. She drinks it by the pint | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu "Actually accurate | |||
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"There’s a woman away up there in the thread who has gone way beyond my hotlist and on to my ‘red-hot, this has to happen’ list. She makes me smile every time we talk and 2024 is our year. Had to scroll up to see if it's who I think it is." Most definitely not me sadly lol | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T."Put your bum away, that's a bit too bent over for my eyes! Ha ha | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T."She’s just upset I keep motorboating her awesome tits | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!
Ps. She drinks it by the pint "My public sector salary doesn’t stretch that far. And for that reason, I’m out | |||
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"There’s a woman away up there in the thread who has gone way beyond my hotlist and on to my ‘red-hot, this has to happen’ list. She makes me smile every time we talk and 2024 is our year. Had to scroll up to see if it's who I think it is. Most definitely not me sadly lol" You were my second guess | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
Actually accurate "I’m good at the reference type shit | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!
Ps. She drinks it by the pint "I definitely never have a pint glass in my hand, that's a northern bird thing | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Put your bum away, that's a bit too bent over for my eyes! Ha ha "Dont worry. Its too dark to see the insides I'm doing a challenge! I'll swap it tomorrow.
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"There’s a woman away up there in the thread who has gone way beyond my hotlist and on to my ‘red-hot, this has to happen’ list. She makes me smile every time we talk and 2024 is our year. Had to scroll up to see if it's who I think it is. Most definitely not me sadly lol You were my second guess "I wish lol | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
She’s just upset I keep motorboating her awesome tits "I was more concerned for the whole table of non fab rugby guys in the pub that night, the looks on their faces was a sight to see ha ha | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!
Ps. She drinks it by the pint
My public sector salary doesn’t stretch that far. And for that reason, I’m out " | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T."Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go! | |||
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"Mine is the lady on the checkout in B&M. I fell for her at first sight but daren't say anything for fear of rejection. She is single too????" Go on mate slowly work on it Ask her how her day has been. SO FAR . Gauge response if smile appears however its hard work check out WISH YOU ALL THE BEST | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!"Oh, I'm getting popcorn for this | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
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She’s just upset I keep motorboating her awesome tits
I was more concerned for the whole table of non fab rugby guys in the pub that night, the looks on their faces was a sight to see ha ha "They enjoyed the view | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!"Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy. 
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
She’s just upset I keep motorboating her awesome tits
I was more concerned for the whole table of non fab rugby guys in the pub that night, the looks on their faces was a sight to see ha ha
They enjoyed the view " it was fun | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
She’s just upset I keep motorboating her awesome tits "I'm not. It was some sight! I had the best seat
And rugby lads will talk about it for weeks. Christmas came early.
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!
Ps. She drinks it by the pint
My public sector salary doesn’t stretch that far. And for that reason, I’m out "Let me touch your thighs and we can skip the Malibu | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!
Ps. She drinks it by the pint
My public sector salary doesn’t stretch that far. And for that reason, I’m out
Let me touch your thighs and we can skip the Malibu "Stop flirting with me. You’ll gimme a boner | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
Oh I love them, I'm just worried they'll lock me in a basement"Swap worried for excited and basement for dungeon and we are all good to go I guess | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
Oh I love them, I'm just worried they'll lock me in a basement"I think you should come to a London social and let us all flirt with you | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
Oh I love them, I'm just worried they'll lock me in a basement
I think you should come to a London social and let us all flirt with you "What she said ^ it's safe we promise  | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Hi, I'm Boo
Have you got any references I could use before making my decision?
I can give her a reference… awesome tits. Can be mardy but chills out with Malibu
How much Malibu?
How rude!
Ps. She drinks it by the pint
My public sector salary doesn’t stretch that far. And for that reason, I’m out
Let me touch your thighs and we can skip the Malibu
Stop flirting with me. You’ll gimme a boner "I'll hide it for you don't worry!! | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
Oh I love them, I'm just worried they'll lock me in a basement
I think you should come to a London social and let us all flirt with you "I do too Brucey. It will be fun | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
Oh I love them, I'm just worried they'll lock me in a basement
I think you should come to a London social and let us all flirt with you
I do too Brucey. It will be fun "Oh we could tag team | |||
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"I’m just here for the blow jobs
Same, I think boo and bird are giving me one but I'm not sure. Same time, sloppy kissing, that kinda jam
More than that, we will make sure you don't walk straight again until the New Year!
If ever
See this is why I back out! I love sex but I don't want to be a paraplegic!
Ha ha ha ha. Brucey. You’ll be fine… honestly
Bizarrely it's you I'm less worried about. You're only small! It's that boo who's into crazy shit I am fearful!
Oh… how you really have got that the wrong way round darling… Boo is merely a pussycat compared to me
This is true, no one gets away from her as you don't see her coming until its too late!! Ha
Miaow..
T.
Right I'm sacking those two crazies off. It's your go!
Darling. You don't want me to get those claws out. I relate to their kind of crazy.
T
Oh I love them, I'm just worried they'll lock me in a basement
I think you should come to a London social and let us all flirt with you
What she said ^ it's safe we promise "If I can cope with this lot you can Brucey | |||
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