FabSwingers.com forum: Message me if your female and want it now

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want what?!?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If my female what now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To go shopping and cane my credit cards .... whatelse ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

My money is on you will be waiting a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go shopping and cane my credit cards .... whatelse ?"

Paintballing?

Maccy d's?

Roller skating?

The fun is endless Phil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the school run Mum's will be distraught that they will miss out, myself included!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"If my female what now?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U snooze u lose

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"All the school run Mum's will be distraught that they will miss out, myself included! "

You’re telling me they’re not all sat in their SUVs parked in the chevrons, scrolling fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows.. Or does she

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There all flicking there beans aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want.. Do not get

I do not want anything

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Want what?!?"

He’s offering up an IKEA Kallax 2x4, collection only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the school run Mum's will be distraught that they will miss out, myself included!

You’re telling me they’re not all sat in their SUVs parked in the chevrons, scrolling fab?"

No, some of us are parked in spaces in our "wanker" cars waiting for our little darlings to finish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam, was on the school run, missed it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now I know why it's quiet in here. Everyone is round at Phil's ...... getting it.

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

"Now I know why it's quiet in here. Everyone is round at Phil's ...... getting it."

Not everyone because on another his funfilled Phil threads he caned so many different types of women here’s hoping he’s alone as per.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Message me if your female and want it now" = "Free now/want to fuck?" message with a dick pic on the forum.

You took it to the next level.

Others will copy you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy would the approach women with the chat line, "Fancy a fuck?"

After several hundred slaps he did get one.

This reminds me a bit of that old joke. But, sadly, I don't think the OP is joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#Thuglife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#Thuglife"

#Real

#Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how many messages you get. Thinking of doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how successful this post was

Does phils inbox compare to a woman's who sets her status to "I'm bored and horny"?

Is he fighting off all the women?

I'm sad that I'll never know

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I think Phil needs to be caned...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Phil needs to be caned..."

I'm afraid if you're interested in some alone time with Phil you will have to try again in the new year.

Hes fully booked until then. Sorry

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wondered why I nearly got trampled in a stampede. This post explains the mad rush in this direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good. Phil’s back. Yay.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh good. Phil’s back. Yay. "

You messaged didn’t you?

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Santa no longer accepting a letter?

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Is it only for ladies as i want a shopping spree

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"If my female what now?"

Subtle, didn't get the spelling right so not sure he will appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh good. Phil’s back. Yay.

You messaged didn’t you?

God no!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh good. Phil’s back. Yay.

You messaged didn’t you?

God no!"

Only kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh good. Phil’s back. Yay.

You messaged didn’t you?

God no!"

Liar!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd like my bath cleaned out. Ta OP

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

***Putting snacks back in the kitchen cabinet and leaving the thread***

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