FabSwingers.com forum: Your sex life is like a….?

By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

Someone’s just compared my love/sex life to Spurs!!

Tottenham- starts off well and just goes to shit and tails off at the end.

As funny as it was, I’m crying inside. (With laughter!)

What do you compare yours to?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Like a tiramisu with only chopsticks.

It's right there. It'll be fucking delicious. If I'm willing to deal with the mess I can have as much as I want.

But I just don't have the spoons to enjoy it right now

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

The vacuum of space

Cold and lonely

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By *aitonelMan
51 weeks ago

Travelling

A very small and none threatening dormant volcano

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By *otsossieMan
51 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Mine is like a Duck on the water.

Very little visibly happening, but below the surface paddling furiously.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Halley's comet

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By *ugar kittenWoman
51 weeks ago

home

(deader than a) dodo

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Desert, dry, dusty and empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I’ve got a duster x

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By *igboro01Man
51 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Like lord lukan

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

A tv series that starts off great the slowly looses it's appeal after a while.

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By *ohnashtonMan
51 weeks ago

consett

Absolutely filthy haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

It’s like a box of chocolates… everyone taking the best ones. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"It’s like a box of chocolates… everyone taking the best ones. ..

I scrolled all the way down to see if anyone had made the box of chocolates reference and they you were!!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
51 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Highly disappointing film

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"It’s like a box of chocolates… everyone taking the best ones. ..

I scrolled all the way down to see if anyone had made the box of chocolates reference and they you were!!!

Someone had to. It took a whole day.

Fab disappoints me lately.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
51 weeks ago

Essex

Me winning on the lottery...not

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By *issMBWoman
51 weeks ago

North

Mine is comparable to how I like my steak cooked.

Rare

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By *nn_JamesCouple
51 weeks ago

the

My sex life is like a soft boilded Egg. (Mrs)

I'm a tough shell to crack, always cold, then in the right environment I start to simmer, as it gets hotter I'm bouncing around and then, its all over in 3 minutes. I'm left warm n' wet inside.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

sausage fest

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Like the Queen of the Night plant that rarely blooms and when it does but the flowers emerge at night and have withered by dawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Winning the lottery not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Mine would probably be more Luton Town. A non starter and try to punch above my weight

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

What is that ,LOL

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
51 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Swiss Watch

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By *a LunaWoman
51 weeks ago

South Wales

"Mine is like a Duck on the water.

Very little visibly happening, but below the surface wanking furiously. "

oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Mine is like a Duck on the water.

Very little visibly happening, but below the surface wanking furiously.

oh my!"

It was asking to be edited!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
51 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Out of this world experience every time, orgasmic

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Like buying a bottle of cold water in summer, only to see the label choking hazard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"sausage fest

Its like a Christmas market!! Sausages everywhere!!!

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By *TG3Man
51 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Someone’s just compared my love/sex life to Spurs!!

Tottenham- starts off well and just goes to shit and tails off at the end.

As funny as it was, I’m crying inside. (With laughter!)

What do you compare yours to?

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a ride on a gondola

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By *lynJMan
51 weeks ago

Morden

These days it feels like a myth.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
51 weeks ago

Reading

A jack in a box. Full of surprises.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Someone’s just compared my love/sex life to Spurs!!

Tottenham- starts off well and just goes to shit and tails off at the end.

As funny as it was, I’m crying inside. (With laughter!)

What do you compare yours to?

A desert.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Like a selection box.

I've got something for everyone's tastes but it only available on special occasions x

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By *rT25Man
51 weeks ago

Rotherham

Like a Dormant volcanoe that has not erupted in a long time but is expected to erupt again in the future

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By *affron40Woman
51 weeks ago

manchester

Tesco stuffing… comes with a health warning and contains moths.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mine is like a volcano. It spends long dormant periods building up pressure deep down. It sporadically erupts and is hot and steamy for a little while before settling down and going dormant again. The eruptions become fewer and further apart with age, and one day it will be extinct.

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