FabSwingers.com forum: Best Sporting Chants

By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?

Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

I'll start us off with:

"His name is a shop. His name is a shooooooooop. Lenell John-Lewis! His name is a shop!"

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Du du

Du du du du du

Du du du du

Du du du

Du du du du

YES! YES! YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

When you’re sat in row z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora.

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By *scapismXXXMan
51 weeks ago

London

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

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By *scapismXXXMan
51 weeks ago

London

"When you’re sat in row z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora."

Hahahaha Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Celery,Celery if she don't cum ill tickle her bum with a lump of Celery"

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By *oxesMan
51 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

It's a long way to back Plymouth, it's a long way in your Chenoes. (In the style of Tippirary)

Leeds United fans who sung this towards a Plymouth fan in the front row wearing Chenoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Du du

Du du du du du

Du du du du

Du du du

Du du du du

YES! YES! YES!

I still pointed my fingers to the air reading both of those!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"When you’re sat in row z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora."

Or alternatively... When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole, that's Zamora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

""Celery,Celery if she don't cum ill tickle her bum with a lump of Celery""

I remember hearing that for the first time being so confused

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I guess I won’t mention the fuck off adam Johnson chant

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By *zeroMan
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA!

Genius

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By *scapismXXXMan
51 weeks ago

London

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

"“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!"

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By *eavenscentitCouple
51 weeks ago

barnstaple

"Your going ome ina Lundan ambulance" in a cockney accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

""Celery,Celery if she don't cum ill tickle her bum with a lump of Celery"

I remember hearing that for the first time being so confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"It's a long way to back Plymouth, it's a long way in your Chenoes. (In the style of Tippirary)

Leeds United fans who sung this towards a Plymouth fan in the front row wearing Chenoes."

I just heard the song and can imagine the chant! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Is this a library? At the Emirates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"I guess I won’t mention the fuck off adam Johnson chant"

I did think of that one and find it hilarious but I'd also like the thread to stay up

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Celtic singing to Rangers because of their poor quality shirts a few seasons back. " When you're too scared to fart, incase your shirt falls apart, that's Castore"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA!

Genius"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
51 weeks ago

Somewhere else

The Specials had one at the beginning of the live version of Concrete Jungle.

I’m not sure I should repeat it…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!"

TOTTENHAM!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
51 weeks ago

Somewhere else

PS - forgive me: American here. What’s tragedy chanting?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

There were loads of Posh Spice variants rhyming with player names but was probably misogynistic to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

He cheats, he dives, he hates the Jackson five

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Is this a library? At the Emirates "

Or "Is there a fire drill?" When fans a are leaving early when their team is getting batter

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"PS - forgive me: American here. What’s tragedy chanting?"
chanting about tragic events

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"PS - forgive me: American here. What’s tragedy chanting?"

Mentioning sporting tragedy like the Hillsboroygh disaster or the Munich air crash

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

*Hillsborough*

Typo correct

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By *oxesMan
51 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

10 years ago everyone regardless of team were chanting:

Koulo, lo. Lo. Lo. Yaya Toire.

Yaya yavyaya yaya Toire

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
51 weeks ago

St Leonards

Celtic's "You can shove the Coronation up your arse" was a beautiful moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

He’s tall, he’s red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

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By *scapismXXXMan
51 weeks ago

London

THANK YOU

"WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!

TOTTENHAM!"

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By *zeroMan
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not strictly sports but I was watching a wrestler called Aaron Echo and the crowd started going

AARON! ECHO! Echo, echo, echo

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By *imi_RougeWoman
51 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! To the sound of the clock chimes. Creative I know...

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Vince Hilaire!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

To Que sera:

Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard,

He slipped on his fucking arse

He gave it to Demba Ba

Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

& also the Willian song:

The shit from spurs, they bought his flight

But Willian, he saw the light,

He got the call from abramovich

And off he went to Stamford bridge

He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"THANK YOU

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!

TOTTENHAM!"

That’s alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"THANK YOU

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!

TOTTENHAM!"

THAT'S ALRIGHT

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By *scapismXXXMan
51 weeks ago

London

WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM

"THANK YOU

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!

TOTTENHAM!

THAT'S ALRIGHT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"PS - forgive me: American here. What’s tragedy chanting?"

Chanting about tragic events related to other teams such as the deaths of players or fans.

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By *rRiosMan
51 weeks ago

dublin

Fuck off Adam Johnson, going down for noncing, he's a paedophile, he's a paedophile

Sung to Cum On Feel The Noize by Slade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Shit Tesco sandwich! You're just a shit Tesco sandwich! Shit Tesco saaaaaaaaaaandwich..." About goalkeeper Elliot Justham

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
51 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

15 goals, 15 goals, you conceded

15 goals in just 6 games..

15 goals, 15 goals, you conceded..

Playing football the Ten Hag way..

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By *rRiosMan
51 weeks ago

dublin

You've Got No Fans (Wealdstone Raider)

Song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

He left cos you're shit, he left cos you're shiiiiiit... Robin Van Persie. He left cos you're shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"He left cos you're shit, he left cos you're shiiiiiit... Robin Van Persie. He left cos you're shit!"

^ Also applies to Harry Kane

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By *wisted999Man
51 weeks ago

North Bucks

Got to say Bayern were doing some ruthlessly funny chanting yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"To Que sera:

Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard,

He slipped on his fucking arse

He gave it to Demba Ba

Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

& also the Willian song:

The shit from spurs, they bought his flight

But Willian, he saw the light,

He got the call from abramovich

And off he went to Stamford bridge

He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham"

Both of those chants are brilliant! The Willian one was particularly creative

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! To the sound of the clock chimes. Creative I know...

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Vince Hilaire!

Love that second one

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
51 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! To the sound of the clock chimes. Creative I know..."

I prefer this version...

"same old Arsenal, always cheating"

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By *ookie46Woman
51 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best

They go up from his Arse to his chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

He bowls to the left. He bowls to the riiiiiiiight. Mitchell Johnson. His bowling is shite!

Just to switch it up from football

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
51 weeks ago

Bodmin

Can you see the goal Fernando...

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now

Vincent van der voort, vans der voort, Vincent van der voort - kc and sunshine band tune

ohhhhh Michael van gerwen

ohhhhh Michael van gerwen -7 nation army tune

For the tungsten ticklers out there

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By *a LunaWoman
51 weeks ago

South Wales

As a Welsh lass I feel it only fair to mention:

Oggy Oggy Oggy Oi Oi Oi!!

(Apologies if already mentioned)

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Absolute classic from opposing fans whenever they played Rangers and the Rangers goalkeeper was Andy Goram..quite open he was back in the day about being diagnosed with bi-polar..opposing fans used to chant..”THERE’S ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS, TWO ANDY GORAMS”

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
51 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Being sung at 2 uniformed police officers at an FC United game...

"we paid for your hats,

We paid for your haaaaatts,

What a waste of council tax,

We paid for your hats"

Then "2 hats" is repeatedly chanted progressively faster until it becomes indistinguishable from the word "twats"..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once saw a video of an American watching British football chants and it was a bit of a surprise for him

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By *he Silver FuxMan
51 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Irish fans to the Swedes…

“Go home to your sexy wives”

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By *he Silver FuxMan
51 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

To the tune of the Addams Family…

(Duh duh duh duh click click)

They're stinky and they're smelly

They havnae got a telly

They come fae near Lochgelly

The fans of Cowdenbeath…

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Celtic's "You can shove the Coronation up your arse" was a beautiful moment."

Sad that

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By *abioMan
51 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM

THANK YOU

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?

“What do we think of Tottenham…?”

SHIT!

TOTTENHAM!

THAT'S ALRIGHT

This is then followed by the classics “my old man said be a Tottenham fan “…

Or “we all live in a Perry groves world”

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By *mcheshireMan
51 weeks ago

Cheshire

There's only 1 F in Fulham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Celtic's "You can shove the Coronation up your arse" was a beautiful moment.

Sad that "

Better not listen to what the Celtic fans chanted during the minute's applause in memory of the Queen

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By *zeroMan
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

Scotland to Italy

We're going to deep fry your pizzas.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
51 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Celtic's "You can shove the Coronation up your arse" was a beautiful moment.

Sad that

Better not listen to what the Celtic fans chanted during the minute's applause in memory of the Queen

I had a big soft spot for Queenie. Bad Celtic!

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By *ickyxxx69Man
51 weeks ago

Bedford

Your fans and ground are shit!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
51 weeks ago

Southampton

"Scotland to Italy

We're going to deep fry your pizzas."

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
51 weeks ago

in Lancashire

"Scotland to Italy

We're going to deep fry your pizzas."

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By *hristopherd999Man
51 weeks ago

Brentwood

There's always a couple of morons

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By *tephanjMan
51 weeks ago

Kettering

"To Que sera:

Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard,

He slipped on his fucking arse

He gave it to Demba Ba

Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

& also the Willian song:

The shit from spurs, they bought his flight

But Willian, he saw the light,

He got the call from abramovich

And off he went to Stamford bridge

He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham"

Good job I read through as these are exactly what I was going put up brilliant

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By *ora the explorerWoman
51 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Jingle bells,

Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun it is to see,

United win away

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By *ora the explorerWoman
51 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh Manchester is wonderful, oh Manchester is wonderful…….

I’ll stop there

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By *ickyxxx69Man
51 weeks ago

Bedford

"Oh Manchester is wonderful, oh Manchester is wonderful…….

I’ll stop there

Please carry on

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By *illan-KillashMan
51 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

My old man

Said be a Tottenham fan

I said "fuck off bollocks you're a cunt"

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By *ornycougaWoman
51 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Going back to my roots with...

Ali Ali Ali oh

Grimsby Town FC

Black and white army

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"I once saw a video of an American watching British football chants and it was a bit of a surprise for him

I went to a Canadian football match once (very like American football/gridiron) and I remember being very chastened by the reaction from the crowd in the immediate vicinity when I let out a few little swears.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"My old man

Said be a Tottenham fan

I said "fuck off bollocks you're a cunt""

I came for this one - it still makes me laugh. Although it’s Ipswich fan in this neck of the woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?

Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting

Everywhere they go !!! Tottenham get battered everywhere they go

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

There’s one about Patrick Viera which is funny but a little racist and one about Arsene Wenger and his bag of sweets.

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By *tylebender03Man
51 weeks ago

Manchester

Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona "

And you'll never get a job

You'll never get a job

Sign on, sign on !!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?

Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting

1966 football came home.

Its been cumming home for 1966 years

Football

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona

And you'll never get a job

You'll never get a job

Sign on, sign on !!"

Best Wayne Rooney Chant

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Fat granny shagger ,

You're just a fat granny shagger,

Fat granny shagger

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona

And you'll never get a job

You'll never get a job

Sign on, sign on !!

Best Wayne Rooney Chant

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Fat granny shagger ,

You're just a fat granny shagger,

Fat granny shagger

Does this mean he’s fat and he shags grannies, or he likes to shag grannies who are fat? Needs more precision! You may have to change the tune, though. Maybe ask Tim Minchin?

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By *hriscooperMan
51 weeks ago

Warrington

To the Sweden fans.. Just saw it on insta. Haha

You're shit, but your birds are fit,

You're shit, but your birds are fit......

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona

And you'll never get a job

You'll never get a job

Sign on, sign on !!

Best Wayne Rooney Chant

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Fat granny shagger ,

You're just a fat granny shagger,

Fat granny shagger

Does this mean he’s fat and he shags grannies, or he likes to shag grannies who are fat? Needs more precision! You may have to change the tune, though. Maybe ask Tim Minchin?"

I didn't make the chant up haha..I just remember it from back in the day.

I believe it's the former though...that's he's fat and shag granny's lol.

Think it started being sung after he was rumoured to have slept with some old slapper

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By *illy IdolMan
51 weeks ago

Midlands

When the opposition fans are quiet I always liked hearing

Shallll we sing a song for you?

Shall we sing a song for you?

And then start singing one of their famous songs

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Sydney FC use,

Don't think you're good, we lose every week.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Rugby chant:

"Austin Healey wears a wig",

I think it was to the tune of yellow submarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?

Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting

After a goal kick.....

You're shit ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(So much creativity)

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona

And you'll never get a job

You'll never get a job

Sign on, sign on !!

Best Wayne Rooney Chant

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Fat granny shagger ,

You're just a fat granny shagger,

Fat granny shagger

Does this mean he’s fat and he shags grannies, or he likes to shag grannies who are fat? Needs more precision! You may have to change the tune, though. Maybe ask Tim Minchin?

I didn't make the chant up haha..I just remember it from back in the day.

I believe it's the former though...that's he's fat and shag granny's lol.

Think it started being sung after he was rumoured to have slept with some old slapper

Thanks for the clarification

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"To the Sweden fans.. Just saw it on insta. Haha

You're shit, but your birds are fit,

You're shit, but your birds are fit...... "

I've heard that one before and I think the Swedish fans responded with "Go home. To your ugly wives". Brutal

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"Rugby chant:

"Austin Healey wears a wig",

I think it was to the tune of yellow submarine. "

Doesn’t it need an extra word in there? Unless you’re not using the chorus. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Going back to my roots with...

Ali Ali Ali oh

Grimsby Town FC

Black and white army"

Wow that's niche

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By *ldgeezermeMan
51 weeks ago

Newcastle

Where were you when we were shite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
51 weeks ago

North West

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful,

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful!

It's full of tits, fanny and Rovers.

Oh Birkenhead is wonderful

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
51 weeks ago

North West

And of course, "you must've come in a taxi" to the away supporters, more appropriate in our league where away following can genuinely sometimes barely push double digits

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By *ldgeezermeMan
51 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Absolute classic from opposing fans whenever they played Rangers and the Rangers goalkeeper was Andy Goram..quite open he was back in the day about being diagnosed with bi-polar..opposing fans used to chant..”THERE’S ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS, TWO ANDY GORAMS”

I shouldn't laugh but ...

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By *dward_TeagueMan
51 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Some of the the cricket songs are brilliant, this is my favourite to the tune of Can’t Take My Eyes Off You

Oh Johnny Bairstow

You are the love of my life

Oh Johnny Bairstow

You can shag my wife

Oh Johnny Bairstow

I want ginger hair too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

To the tune of agadoo.

Robert huth, huth, huth

Is a massive German youth

Robert huth, huth, huth

Is a massive German youth

To the left to the right

He’ll stop anything in sight

He’s the best in the land

And he shits in Ferdinand.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

I also hate to admit but I quite like the fill up my senses one sheff Utd sing. Very funny very good.

The mr

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By *ornyguyMan
51 weeks ago

Hillsborough, NI

was at A Notts Forest match a number of years back, and when going through a goal drought, they where singing the following:

"we'll score again, don't know when, don't know where, but I know we'll score again some sunny day." - to the tune of Vera Lynn "we'll meet again" for anyone that needs it

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By *ornyguyMan
51 weeks ago

Hillsborough, NI

No mention yet of...

Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified. (and repeat)

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

""Celery,Celery if she don't cum ill tickle her bum with a lump of Celery""

Came here to say that

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
51 weeks ago

Leicester

Because maybe

You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all

You're my Dewsbury-Hall

Sung by the Leicester fans for our midfielder Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall.

To the tune of Wonderwall, if it wasn't obvious

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
51 weeks ago

Southampton

"Because maybe

You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all

You're my Dewsbury-Hall

Sung by the Leicester fans for our midfielder Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall.

To the tune of Wonderwall, if it wasn't obvious"

Ffs it's far too early for earworms lol

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
51 weeks ago

Derby

On the rare occasion Derby were giving some team a hammering at Pride Park, one of the opposition players got injured and was hobbling off with the Derby fans singing “He’s had enough, he’s had enough…..”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"On the rare occasion Derby were giving some team a hammering at Pride Park, one of the opposition players got injured and was hobbling off with the Derby fans singing “He’s had enough, he’s had enough…..”"

The Stan Collymore one is pretty brutal as well but quite funny

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
51 weeks ago

Derby

The Stan Collymore one is pretty brutal as well but quite funny

My memory is dreadful, I remember of it but don’t actually remember it.

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By *illan-KillashMan
51 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Chelsea fans used to sing "he's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf".

Fast forward, pre match programme interview with Frank Leboeuf. Frank says how he appreciates the fans singing his name, but he's got young children and there's young children in the ground and he doesn't like the swearing.

Game kicks off, Frank pops up from nowhere, makes a vital tackle and feeds the ball forward.

Cue the fans singing....

"he's here, he's there, were not allowed to swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf".

Frank smiles from ear to ear and waves at the crowd.

Brilliant.

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By *appytrailmanMan
51 weeks ago

Manchester

"I'll start us off with:

"His name is a shop. His name is a shooooooooop. Lenell John-Lewis! His name is a shop!""

Honestly was not expecting this to be up there, this chant started at Bury away at Coventry one season, actually glad to be part of it when it started now....might have been one of the worst strikers we ever had! Haha

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By *appytrailmanMan
51 weeks ago

Manchester

Another great Bury chant from a few years back!

We are the Bury rambling club

We ramble on from pub to pub

To die of thirst we have no fear

As long as we've a pint of beer

So raises your glasses way up high

And blow the froth in the landlords eye

We are the Bury rambling club

We ramble on from pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Bayern fans singing at a very quiet Old Trafford this week 'Is this a library?'

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

There's definitely too many that can't be repeated on here,many that shouldn't be repeated anywhere.

I prefer simple ones and some are amazingly imaginative.

I used to like the simple

"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, We've got Dennis Bergkamp...."

It was simple but effective ,yes he's brilliant and he's ours

The classic " Thierry Henry chant sang to the tune of Tom Park.

And my all time favourite.

"Oohhh AHHHH Ray Parlar" it's obviously Parlour but that doesn't work with the chant.

And let's not forget the simplist one ever

The classic Arsenal screamer

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"There's definitely too many that can't be repeated on here,many that shouldn't be repeated anywhere.

I prefer simple ones and some are amazingly imaginative.

I used to like the simple

"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, We've got Dennis Bergkamp...."

It was simple but effective ,yes he's brilliant and he's ours

The classic " Thierry Henry chant sang to the tune of Tom Park.

And my all time favourite.

"Oohhh AHHHH Ray Parlar" it's obviously Parlour but that doesn't work with the chant.

And let's not forget the simplist one ever

The classic Arsenal screamer

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Ton Hark stupid auto carrot

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By *layfullsamMan
51 weeks ago

Solihull

Sang to Egypt fans “does your mummy know you’re here”

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