FabSwingers.com forum: Comedy arrest reports

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
48 weeks ago

stanley

Ok folks just for fun, provide a comical and ideally non offensive reason why the person in the post above you was picked up by the local constabulary

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Shitting on an ex’s doorstep.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton

"Shitting on an ex’s doorstep. "

Stealing pickles and using them to scare cats

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Was found with 35 zhu zhu pets stuffed inside the holiest of holeys. Taken from Smyths toy superstore.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

For breaking and entering a virgin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/23 20:42:46]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Pretending to be a hose pipe at a garden centre, dressed as a gnome, squirting passers by with his love seed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"Pretending to be a hose pipe at a garden centre, dressed as a gnome, squirting passers by with his love seed."

I only did that one time, and they promised the story would never get out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyCarla181Couple
48 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Didn't share his minstrels with the copper

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

For driving under the influence of Fellatio

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

"For driving under the influence of Fellatio"

Shoplifting a Toblerone in her vagina.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

For dressing as Krampus and handing out coal to kids at the local shops, saying to them "you've been naughhhhty".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orphia2003Woman
48 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

For being just too fabulous dahling.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

"For being just too fabulous dahling."

For being one of the fabulous collective.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inaTitzTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"For being just too fabulous dahling.

For being one of the fabulous collective. "

For black mailing the PTA

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inacolada3Couple
48 weeks ago

kettering

"For being just too fabulous dahling.

For being one of the fabulous collective.

For black mailing the PTA

Theft of a wheelbarrow x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

"For being just too fabulous dahling.

For being one of the fabulous collective.

For black mailing the PTA

Theft of a wheelbarrow x "

Public sex in said wheelbarrow.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"For being just too fabulous dahling.

For being one of the fabulous collective.

For black mailing the PTA

Extra mark for that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Wow that's good I would just take your particulars down

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Stealing wind socks from local airports

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Handling swollen goods.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Handling swollen goods."

Oh that was good

Cruelty to animals - spanking his monkey repeatedly.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Wearing a loud shirt during the hours of darkness.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Exceeding the bounds of his mustache permit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"Exceeding the bounds of his mustache permit"

Found trying to nibble his way through all of St Austels mince pies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odgerMooreMan
48 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Exceeding the bounds of his mustache permit

Found trying to nibble his way through all of St Austels mince pies "

Bouncing naked on a garden gnomes hat humming a song by Clannad without a public performance licence!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Stealing stair carpets from bungalows and licking just the stripes on humbugs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

^ for performing some pretty questionable medical operations with zero credentials.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orphia2003Woman
48 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Asking ladies to hide his snowman somewhere warm.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"Asking ladies to hide his snowman somewhere warm."

Eating my last malteaser

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *winging NutsMan
48 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Asking ladies to hide his snowman somewhere warm.

Eating my last malteaser "

Gross indecency and being rimming in public!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread