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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool

One.

Just me

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
48 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

We have the same lucky number

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

5890

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By *ddkkk91Man
48 weeks ago

fife

7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"One.

Just me"

You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"One.

Just me

You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong"

Exactly why I said it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab."

This comment is so funny underneath Kai’s comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"We have the same lucky number "

Oh you have a lucky number?

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London

I mean. Oooh. Ahhh.

It's interesting Pickles! I have seen a fair few faces on women that are true delight. Like what was it called, that custard stuff. Angel delight.

So there are hot people here. But many hot people I see could very much be fake or just fucking crazy. Most of the time the second applies.

Me, I'm pretty good looking for a certain demographic but without my personality hoo boy, my penis would be very sad indeed.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
48 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"We have the same lucky number

Oh you have a lucky number? "

Well. I have a favourite and preferential number. I don't actually believe in arbitrary luck so much. But the sentiment is as close as my wonky brain can get to a lucky number for normal people

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"One.

Just me

You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong"

Didn't he start dating that Midlands petite woman that I was definitely invited to see when I was in brum? Cause she left too.

Fucking Tony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"I mean. Oooh. Ahhh.

It's interesting Pickles! I have seen a fair few faces on women that are true delight. Like what was it called, that custard stuff. Angel delight.

So there are hot people here. But many hot people I see could very much be fake or just fucking crazy. Most of the time the second applies.

Me, I'm pretty good looking for a certain demographic but without my personality hoo boy, my penis would be very sad indeed."

Yeah what I lack in looks I definitely make up for in humour. The way women be laughing at my jokes. Unless…. Unless they’re only laughing because I’m hot? Lmfao nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"One.

Just me

You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong

Didn't he start dating that Midlands petite woman that I was definitely invited to see when I was in brum? Cause she left too.

Fucking Tony."

Is this gossip?

In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"We have the same lucky number

Oh you have a lucky number?

Well. I have a favourite and preferential number. I don't actually believe in arbitrary luck so much. But the sentiment is as close as my wonky brain can get to a lucky number for normal people "

Ok phew because 12 isn’t my lucky number I was just saying that

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab."

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

"

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure.

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By *oeBeansMan
48 weeks ago

Derby

Everyone because they're all beautiful in their own way

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

All attractive in the dark

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By *he ass man 666Man
48 weeks ago

paradise city

Done face pic Friday a few times and there’s some very attractive people on here

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By *weetiepie99Woman
48 weeks ago

cardiff

I've seen a few very attractive faces on here

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Yeah. This is like guessing sweets in a jar at a fair.

I'm going 69... Rest are AI generated. X

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Attraction is subjective, I can find the beauty in many people so there’s probably thousands.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash.

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash."

With an iron?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure. "

Or are they just making do.

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By *oeBeansMan
48 weeks ago

Derby


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure.

Or are they just making do. "

Any dick does the trick, right?

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab."

One, judging by your profile pics!!

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure.

Or are they just making do. "

Poor Brucey. And you tell us to be nice to him.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
48 weeks ago

stanley

There are plenty of genuinely attractive people on here, irrespective of not seeing face pics. Attractive for me goes deeper than just the physical.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
48 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Too he honest looks aren't that important to me.. I'm not getting into a relationship with them.. Just having a bit of fun.. So long as they are clean honest and respectful I don't care what they look like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash."

Alright there hulk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Attraction is subjective, I can find the beauty in many people so there’s probably thousands. "

You’re in my 12.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash.

With an iron? "

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Everyone because they're all beautiful in their own way "

Go away Joseph and come back when we’re on the same page

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

"

I reject this on the basis of I’m on here and I think I’m attractive.

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash.

With an iron?

How did you know?"

It felt right. Then it hit me... Like an iron to the face

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure.

Or are they just making do.

Any dick does the trick, right? "

Oooh I like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure. "

Everyone is hot when my minge is hungry.

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash."

My lucky day?! Cmonnn brucey!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

I reject this on the basis of I’m on here and I think I’m attractive. "

You actually are though.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Too he honest looks aren't that important to me.. I'm not getting into a relationship with them.. Just having a bit of fun.. So long as they are clean honest and respectful I don't care what they look like "

Think that is well said. X plus that makes them attractive c

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure.

Or are they just making do.

Poor Brucey. And you tell us to be nice to him. "

You should know not to listen to her!

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By *aretobareCouple
48 weeks ago

Central Portugal

Thankfully beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We have met a few stunning couples that were amazing but also some aesthetically ideal but when they open their mouths you wish they hadn't. We are quite happy to be talented hunters - you can always turn the lights off

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By *agneto.Man
48 weeks ago

Bham

I'd say there's about 7.

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By *apperleymanMan
48 weeks ago

Nottingham

I consulted Chat GPT

And it said 127.5…

Not sure who the .5 is… could be me

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Thankfully beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We have met a few stunning couples that were amazing but also some aesthetically ideal but when they open their mouths you wish they hadn't. We are quite happy to be talented hunters - you can always turn the lights off "

I can tell this ones hot from behind to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

I reject this on the basis of I’m on here and I think I’m attractive.

You actually are though. "

Damn you’re smooth.

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By *midnight-Woman
48 weeks ago

...

Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "

Let me see you without first?

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "

Depends which paper bag. Branding is important.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincoln

42

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
48 weeks ago

stanley


"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "

You bring the bag ( for me to wear) and we can test that theory lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"One.

Just me"

Two if you include your penis

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha"

Listen to your mum

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
48 weeks ago

London or Bedford


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. "

“really attractive”?

In my book?

An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10.

Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Everyone because they're all beautiful in their own way "

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By *oeBeansMan
48 weeks ago

Derby


"None.

If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.

And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!

Go figure.

Or are they just making do.

Any dick does the trick, right?

Oooh I like this."

Don't use this!

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By *oshb12469Man
48 weeks ago

Bury

As long as they are horny I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

“really attractive”?

In my book?

An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10.

Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface"

No way Jose

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I’m handsome as fuck.

Nuff said.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

“really attractive”?

In my book?

An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10.

Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface"

Oh dear ... that probably makes me a 2 then

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By *imi_RougeWoman
48 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

“really attractive”?

In my book?

An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10.

Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface"

I'm an 8, in the right lighting then.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
48 weeks ago

stanley

What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before "

Good question lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before "
maybe he means butters face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

“really attractive”?

In my book?

An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10.

Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface

I'm an 8, in the right lighting then."

Is it?

I would like to see it

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By *ougarsilkWoman
48 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven


"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "

Or two in case one falls off lol

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By *oeBeansMan
48 weeks ago

Derby


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before "

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face"

Oh wow I’ve never heard this.

Man like urban dictionary Joe

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
48 weeks ago

stanley


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face"

Ooooh I did not know that. Thank you

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face"

Oh lol... well my face and body are about equally matched in the not overly attractive stakes

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha

Listen to your mum "

Aww thanks

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face"

So the opposite is a butterbody?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

So the opposite is a butterbody?

MrsAbz "

I was just gonna ask this!

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face"

Don't forget prawn

Better without the head.

Had both on my profile for a while now

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

Don't forget prawn

Better without the head.

Had both on my profile for a while now"

I thought men liked head...

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

Don't forget prawn

Better without the head.

Had both on my profile for a while now

I thought men liked head...

MrsAbz "

‘Not all men’ - men on fab

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London

Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know"

But an honest one.

I’m the same. I’m not going to pretend that I will sexy people I’m not attracted to

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know"

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

Don't forget prawn

Better without the head.

Had both on my profile for a while now

I thought men liked head...

MrsAbz "

No no no. I'm a prawn, better without the head.

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body. "

Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?. "

You're in

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?. "

You are in the make do pile. I told you.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
48 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

"

I concur it's a bizarre concept.

"Her body is hot but..."

But what?

Her body is hot.

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

But an honest one.

I’m the same. I’m not going to pretend that I will sexy people I’m not attracted to"

And people think I would bang everyone here! Honestly!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If the ultimate question of the life, the universe, and everything, is "how many really attractive people use Fab?, then the answer is 42.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body. "

You’ll find loads on fab.

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?.

You are in the make do pile. I told you. "

Kai your sex appeal doesn't work on me, I'm not eyelashing you like the ladies! I'm asking her directly!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

You’ll find loads on fab. "

Are you're funny Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

You’ll find loads on fab.

Are you're funny Steve "

I’m funnier in person but thanks.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
48 weeks ago

London or Bedford


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before "

BUTTERFACE - “Everything’s great about her...but her face”

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know

I need a pretty face and a banging body.

Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?.

You are in the make do pile. I told you.

Kai your sex appeal doesn't work on me, I'm not eyelashing you like the ladies! I'm asking her directly! "

One day! One day Missy Misty Toes will win and get you doing her fantasy.

I'll refuse of course

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

BUTTERFACE - “Everything’s great about her...but her face”"

Ahhhh now I get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. "

I think those who are really attracted give don’t need to worry about putting face pics on their profile. I put some face pics on mine so that I don’t have to worry about disappointing people when I turn up, at least they know what they’re getting before hand

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

I think those who are really attracted give don’t need to worry about putting face pics on their profile. I put some face pics on mine so that I don’t have to worry about disappointing people when I turn up, at least they know what they’re getting before hand "

I think most people don't put them on for keeping some anonymity rather thinking they are attractive anyway.

Very few people have seen my face on here for that reason. Not because its really pretty or anything

MrsAbz

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By *lam granWoman
48 weeks ago

falkirk

Probably more than we think. And I'd wager they're not the ones who are always in the top pics.

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By *enelope2UWoman
48 weeks ago

Fife

I'd say the ones who don't need to work are willing to risk the face pic unfortunately the UK wage means it's nose and below for me

And I think I'm pretty cute ??

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Attraction is subjective, I can find the beauty in many people so there’s probably thousands.

You’re in my 12. "

Why thank you!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha

Listen to your mum

Aww thanks "

You're welcome

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By *he ass man 666Man
48 weeks ago

paradise city


"I'd say the ones who don't need to work are willing to risk the face pic unfortunately the UK wage means it's nose and below for me

And I think I'm pretty cute ??"

You are that luv

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By *lark_KentMan
48 weeks ago

Northampton

Everyone is beautiful in their own special way

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not enough, because I need the light and attractiveness to suck into my evil soul.

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By *mf123Man
48 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Women love big noses

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By *uxom redCouple
48 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I've missed posting!

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London

We're all minging to someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. "

Op.. Are you saying everyone is butt ugly how endearing.

What is yoir definition of attraction?

Mines has he at least got a pulse and brain cell

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
48 weeks ago

Maidstone

Just me

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Everyone is not attractive to someone so all lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
48 weeks ago

London

It's the true clique...

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I'm (objectively ) hot and use fab minimally

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. "

7.5, I think

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

So the opposite is a butterbody?

MrsAbz "

I'm butter-everything

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
48 weeks ago

Norwich

I reckon the top 1 percent.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
48 weeks ago

Norwich


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

So the opposite is a butterbody?

MrsAbz

I'm butter-everything "

No you’re not x

One for the oldies - my favourite, I am ashamed to say, was BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"I'm (objectively ) hot and use fab minimally "
you’re very hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Just me "

Nice try I’ve seen your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think?

I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced.

Op.. Are you saying everyone is butt ugly how endearing.

What is yoir definition of attraction?

Mines has he at least got a pulse and brain cell "

It’s a light hearted thread obviously. So no I’m not saying everyone is ugly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"It's the true clique..."

*Does he know? meme*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

Honestly this website sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I’ve looked through the thread and lost count.

Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"I’ve looked through the thread and lost count.

Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot? "

Only a few of us are arrogant enough to think we’re attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I’ve looked through the thread and lost count.

Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot?

Only a few of us are confident enough to think we’re attractive "

Fify. I read a thread a few days ago. The two things are often mistaken.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Everybody is attractive to somebody!

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By *viatrixWoman
48 weeks ago

Redhill

Judging by hot photos, there are many, many hot people!

They just don’t use the forums…

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By *awk90Man
48 weeks ago

Amsterdam

People tend to be prettier than they think

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

I need a face to be attracted to someone.

If people didn't share them around I'd be more inclined to send them.

But I've seen some stunning faces there's definitely a few.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"We're all minging to someone. "

Hi

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before

Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face

So the opposite is a butterbody?

MrsAbz

I'm butter-everything

No you’re not x

One for the oldies - my favourite, I am ashamed to say, was BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

"

I remember that one

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"One.

Just me

You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong"

Mores the pity that man was HOT ! Lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?!

Such a fussy little bitch I know"

...I'm out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"I’ve looked through the thread and lost count.

Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot?

Only a few of us are confident enough to think we’re attractive

Fify. I read a thread a few days ago. The two things are often mistaken. "

I wrote that thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Judging by hot photos, there are many, many hot people!

They just don’t use the forums… "

Rude. But I’m going to need to press you for an answer

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London

Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?!

I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh...I'll say it, pretty

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
48 weeks ago

ashford

We are all ugly fekers! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?!

I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh...I'll say it, pretty "

If anyone understands how people on fab can’t take a joke thread it’s probably you Bruce

Is say there’s more than 5 (objectively stunning) over the years. Let’s be fair now.

Maybe only 5 men

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi "

Hi, my minging twin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin "

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both. "

You say such sweet things, Pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

You say such sweet things, Pickle "

You should hear me talk dirty

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Sexville

I’ve seen loads of very attractive faces on here! Xx

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

You say such sweet things, Pickle

You should hear me talk dirty "

With that posh voice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

You say such sweet things, Pickle

You should hear me talk dirty

With that posh voice? "

don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like

Am I your Mr Darcy

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By *ruceyyMan
48 weeks ago

London


"Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?!

I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh...I'll say it, pretty

If anyone understands how people on fab can’t take a joke thread it’s probably you Bruce

Is say there’s more than 5 (objectively stunning) over the years. Let’s be fair now.

Maybe only 5 men "

Oh I don't take anything seriously so quite the contrary

I'm thinking 5 I've seen, there will be more but you know, ones I would notice walking down the road and go 'HOT DAMN'

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

You say such sweet things, Pickle

You should hear me talk dirty

With that posh voice?

don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like

Am I your Mr Darcy "

Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your street cred

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?!

I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh..."

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

You say such sweet things, Pickle

You should hear me talk dirty

With that posh voice?

don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like

Am I your Mr Darcy

Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your street cred "

He's so posh!

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By *illan-KillashMan
48 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"We're all minging to someone.

Hi

Hi, my minging twin

Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.

You say such sweet things, Pickle

You should hear me talk dirty

With that posh voice?

don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like

Am I your Mr Darcy

Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your street cred

He's so posh! "

Am I fuck

That prep school ed was wasted on me- I listen to grime and make references the people on fab don’t get. Init.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/12/23 12:38:23]"

You’re hot stuff

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"[Removed by poster at 14/12/23 12:38:23]

You’re hot stuff "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8&pp=ygUJaG90IHN0dWZm

Hot Stuff - Donna Summer

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

12 is always my go to answer when asked to guess a number so I’ll have to agree with you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"Judging by hot photos, there are many, many hot people!

They just don’t use the forums…

Rude. But I’m going to need to press you for an answer"

I said 7.5!! That's a number

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By *ittlebirdWoman
48 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few "

Boring. I want numbers.

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers. "

75 and three quarters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers.

75 and three quarters."

Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor

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By *ophie199Couple
48 weeks ago

London

Can I be one?

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By *isfun2023Couple
48 weeks ago

wakefield

Many attractive people x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Can I be one?"

Yes. You can be in my 12.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Many attractive people x"

Maybe 57 would you say? Or more?

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers.

75 and three quarters.

Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor "

why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers.

75 and three quarters.

Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor

why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses."

*stares at the floor*

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By *isfun2023Couple
48 weeks ago

wakefield


"Many attractive people x

Maybe 57 would you say? Or more? "

Definitely more

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers.

75 and three quarters.

Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor

why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.

*stares at the floor*"

is this a youth joke? Talk boomer to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Many attractive people x

Maybe 57 would you say? Or more?

Definitely more "

More than 57 really really attractive people? God in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers.

75 and three quarters.

Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor

why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.

*stares at the floor*

is this a youth joke? Talk boomer to me."

I was trying to do the meme of Lisa Simpson staring I think at the floor but didn’t want to commit and say it was her because I’m not sure

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Stockport

I'm attractive. I had a course of iron tablets and they gave me a magnetic personality...

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Attractive… loads

Beautiful…. Only a few

Boring. I want numbers.

75 and three quarters.

Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor

why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.

*stares at the floor*

is this a youth joke? Talk boomer to me.

I was trying to do the meme of Lisa Simpson staring I think at the floor but didn’t want to commit and say it was her because I’m not sure "

stumped by a Simpsons meme? that's not very X/millennial of me. I'm so ashamed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"I'm attractive. I had a course of iron tablets and they gave me a magnetic personality... "

Ba dum tssssss

You’re in my 12

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm attractive. I had a course of iron tablets and they gave me a magnetic personality...

Ba dum tssssss

You’re in my 12 "

I licked her, she's mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

12 feels like a lot but I’m going to say I’m probably the closest.

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