FabSwingers.com forum: Take away coffee

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you ever use a name that’s not yours on your take away cup when they ask what name to write on it?

If so what?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If it's in Caffé Nero™ then I just tell them my pseudonym - Nero.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Yes,I've called myself Malcolm..

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I did that, coffee would end up going cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benedict Arnold Dirkelflunkin the 3rd

And make sure they put the 3rd on too.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've only been asked once on a rare visit to Tunbridge Wells. I was so surprised I forgot my own name for a minute.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I've only been asked once on a rare visit to Tunbridge Wells. I was so surprised I forgot my own name for a minute."

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"Marjorie-Mildred" would hardly fit around the side of a venti take-away coffee cup anyway. I'm not surprised you forgot your double-barrelled name.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Priscilla

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've only been asked once on a rare visit to Tunbridge Wells. I was so surprised I forgot my own name for a minute.

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"Marjorie-Mildred" would hardly fit around the side of a venti take-away coffee cup anyway. I'm not surprised you forgot your double-barrelled name."

I'll have to start wearing a lanyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I tell them DLFS as my name. I laugh internally when they call out DLFS, as if the entire coffee shop knows what it stands for.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Horatio. I often use it when I’m asked my name for no reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using different names? Oh as if....

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I never takeaway. If I’m in a cafe, I’m there for a while.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Mr Luke Warm.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You lot are drinking in fancy coffee shops.

Lucky if you don't get FUCK Off written on your cup round these here part's.

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By *ileen doverWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I use my name but they always spell my name wrong that winds me up

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've never bought coffe at a place that asks for my name...

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Yes, I tell them DLFS as my name. I laugh internally when they call out DLFS, as if the entire coffee shop knows what it stands for.

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The 'alternative' furniture store??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ask them to write 2 girls on it.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Anastasia Beaverhausen

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Rare that I get asked name even if it’s the chain that write on the cups. They usually shout what it is sort of thing.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Did anyone catch OP's name before they left?

...what do you MEAN it was a fake name?!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Did anyone catch OP's name before they left?

...what do you MEAN it was a fake name?!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Order for Mike Hunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually always Amy. I don't even bother anymore with my real name because nobody understands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don’t answer or get my cup.

I’m that desperate to hear a woman scream my name out.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I'm usually always Amy. I don't even bother anymore with my real name because nobody understands. "

Wait, your real name isn’t Lemonbuttercream?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Face it, these Baristas are not the brightest button in the box...

My nieces' WhatsApp pic is a Starbucks cup with "Lorra" instead of Laura and NYC Stand Up comedian Matteo Lane jokes about having "Potato" on his cup...

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By *wakening soulMan
over a year ago

Brighouse

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free "

I use 'Bond, James Bond.'

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