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"In before "what's a real woman?" " People are so basic here right?! What happened to good old fashioned 'hey faf?' In before ravens 'not in, I have a hairy penis'  | |||
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"In before "what's a real woman?" People are so basic here right?! What happened to good old fashioned 'hey faf?' In before ravens 'not in, I have a hairy penis' "She goes by Missy/Misty now | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say." I give this profile update 3/10; must try harder.  | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say." 2 out of 4 isn't bad I suppose, I put the ass in class and have plenty of sass  | |||
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"I am an ass." FTFY | |||
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"I am an ass. FTFY" | |||
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"A real WOMAN...." • What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey? | |||
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"I am an ass. FTFY" I am an ass, with an ass. Better? | |||
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"A real WOMAN.... • What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey?" Don’t answer this Brucey!! It’s not worth it | |||
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"I am an ass. FTFY I am an ass, with an ass. Better?" Assceptable  | |||
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"Does the face have to be attractive? I could be a contender if not " Are you averse to a paper bag?
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. I give this profile update 3/10; must try harder. "Yeah where is that guy? His chat had me all hot. | |||
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"I have an ass." I like it! | |||
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"Does the face have to be attractive? I could be a contender if not Are you averse to a paper bag?
I'm joking!"I can wear a balaclava if that helps | |||
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"A real WOMAN.... • What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey?" A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh | |||
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"Does the face have to be attractive? I could be a contender if not Are you averse to a paper bag?
I'm joking!
I can wear a balaclava if that helps "....I'll think about it | |||
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"A real WOMAN.... • What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey? · A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh " • You are aware that Bella' wears dentures and dips her falsies into a glass of Steradent™ every day? | |||
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"A real WOMAN.... • What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey? · A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh • You are aware that Bella' wears dentures and dips her falsies into a glass of Steradent™ every day?" Let's not even get started on the other stuff!  | |||
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"You do need to have sex Brucey. Sadly for us both (mainly me, I'm wiping away tears as I type this) I don't quite meet your high standards. Oh well." Yeah but you've won the golden ticket. Come into my factory _eli...let's get wonko | |||
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"A real WOMAN.... • What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey? · A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh • You are aware that Bella' wears dentures and dips her falsies into a glass of Steradent™ every day?" She could have 5 mins every hour of turning into a flesh eating zombie and I'd probably still turn up | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x" I'll shave your toes! | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x I'll shave your toes! " Do NOT touch my feet! | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x I'll shave your toes! Do NOT touch my feet!" It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman! | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say." Style. No. Class. No. Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes. I'm not sure where I stand now. | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x I'll shave your toes! Do NOT touch my feet! It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman! "Toes are a part of the feet. Don't even look at them  | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. Style. No. Class. No. Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes. I'm not sure where I stand now." Sass and ass were the main ones anyway. Your socks are stylish no? | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x I'll shave your toes! Do NOT touch my feet! It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman!
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them "I've looked at your feet before | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. Style. No. Class. No. Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes. I'm not sure where I stand now. Sass and ass were the main ones anyway. Your socks are stylish no?" As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub. | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x I'll shave your toes! Do NOT touch my feet! It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman!
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them
I've looked at your feet before "Keep your mits and your mouth off them! | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say." I'm 2 out of the 4 so I can't apply | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. Style. No. Class. No. Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes. I'm not sure where I stand now. Sass and ass were the main ones anyway. Your socks are stylish no? As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub. " Stop flirting with others! | |||
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"Don't like foot rubs, out . Em x I'll shave your toes! Do NOT touch my feet! It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman!
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them
I've looked at your feet before
Keep your mits and your mouth off them!"That's a negative there cupcake | |||
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"Good for you, bro.  "It's very much not good for me pickles. | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. Style. No. Class. No. Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes. I'm not sure where I stand now. Sass and ass were the main ones anyway. Your socks are stylish no? As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub. Stop flirting with others! "Stop sticking your penis in others!! Actually no, don't stop that. | |||
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" One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. " Be honest, are you looking for 4 women here Brucey???? Greedy or what | |||
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"A real WOMAN. One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return. My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. Style. No. Class. No. Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes. I'm not sure where I stand now. Sass and ass were the main ones anyway. Your socks are stylish no? As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub. Stop flirting with others!
Stop sticking your penis in others!!
Actually no, don't stop that.
"You're on the list. Just the gonna need a lot of luck, patience, and alcohol section! | |||
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"Well... What could be more if a real WOMAN than a woman in a man's body, in stockings and a basque. Hubba hubba, big boy! "This could be a winner, Brucey. All the good bits without the mood swings | |||
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" One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass. Be honest, are you looking for 4 women here Brucey???? Greedy or what "One at a time though. You come first | |||
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"Brucey doesn’t like tits then " I can take or leave them honestly. But you're not really next door and your profiles hidden! | |||
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"Brucey doesn’t like tits then I can take or leave them honestly. But you're not really next door and your profiles hidden!" And tits alone do not make a good sex partner. | |||
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"Ok I get you don’t like I shall leave you ballbags " Heh, ballbags. It's nothing personal boo! | |||
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"Ok I get you don’t like I shall leave you ballbags Heh, ballbags. It's nothing personal boo!" well when you’ve ignored my comment all day yes it is but don’t worry I will never comment on any of your threads again | |||
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"In before "what's a real woman?" " Someone who is not going to be dishonest | |||
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"Ok I get you don’t like I shall leave you ballbags Heh, ballbags. It's nothing personal boo! well when you’ve ignored my comment all day yes it is but don’t worry I will never comment on any of your threads again " I didn't ignore it, I work and don't have time to respond to every thread comment! | |||
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"Did you know I actually once said that I stroked my cock as a JOKE and I was reported and my profile blocked and removed because I had the audacity to lie maybe I deserved it I don't know but I was very bored for a few months trying to resolve the issue I had to beg Fab to give me another chance because I lie about stupid things and for what it is worth I am genuinely a woman using this website for entertainment in my otherwise rather dull life so if I was you Brucey I'd be careful what you wish for and that's not a threat it is a statement and matter of fact but I just thought I'd clear a few things up since we are on the subject of women if I never come back now it's because someone reported me for being a bloke but seriously guys I just joke around about these things like dangling my balls in the mouth of Brucey see that's not real but if you believe it is" But I have seen your vagina. It's pretty and that can dangle in my mouth instead! | |||
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts " I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest! | |||
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest!" Well, he is a gentleman. You're a filthy animal. | |||
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest! Well, he is a gentleman. You're a filthy animal. " I'll still be nice to you! Just a bit brisk for a coastal walk isn't it? | |||
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest! Well, he is a gentleman. You're a filthy animal. " I'm only in if there are pixels. No pixels, no penis! | |||
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts " • I like this eloquent little snippet of yours. You and I sauntering the craggy coastal shores, windswept, drinking piping hot mulled wine from a brown paper cup and having Brucey on a leash like a little horn-dog puppy, letting him cock his leg every time we pass a cliff top tree for him to wee upon.  . | |||
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"I tick all the boxes, but I only meet real MEN "Ouch! She got me boys! I'm hit! | |||
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"You do need to have sex Brucey. Sadly for us both (mainly me, I'm wiping away tears as I type this) I don't quite meet your high standards. Oh well." You OK with me x | |||
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"Got all that. Especially the big latina ass. " Let's have at it then! | |||
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