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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

Do you keep your eyes shut or open when in the dentists chair?

I never know what to do, so just stare them in the eyes to make sure they're focused on the task in hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Grab him by the bollocks and say “we’re not gonna hurt each other now are we?”

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Durham

I keep mine shut x

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By *inky ChefMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"Do you keep your eyes shut or open when in the dentists chair?

I never know what to do, so just stare them in the eyes to make sure they're focused on the task in hand."

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You are just distracting them, if you keep staring them in the eye that close.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Shut and go off to my happy place, whilst trying to ignore whatever they're doing.

Funny thing, my mouth opens wide for cock, but put in a tiny little probe and it feels like a battering ram

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By *weetiepie99Woman
51 weeks ago

cardiff

I get real anxiety at the dentist so am constantly waving my hand in the air telling him to stop. He loves seeing me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
51 weeks ago

North Angus

Open, my dentist has really nice eyes

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By *aitonelMan
51 weeks ago

Travelling

Oh I could easily fall asleep

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
51 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

I just come relaxed to the dentist because I know there won't be to much wrong with my teeth,because I have regular check ups.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

"Do you keep your eyes shut or open when in the dentists chair?

I never know what to do, so just stare them in the eyes to make sure they're focused on the task in hand.

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You are just distracting them, if you keep staring them in the eye that close."

Roland I don't really do that. As much as I'd like to, I want them to do a good job with my teeth.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

"Shut and go off to my happy place, whilst trying to ignore whatever they're doing.

Funny thing, my mouth opens wide for cock, but put in a tiny little probe and it feels like a battering ram

Apparently they know if you've had spunk recently

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Bristol

I think dentist chairs are sort of sexy

It's a shame dentistry is horrible

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By *ad NannaWoman
51 weeks ago

East London

I'm quite comfortable with my dentist and receptionist as I've been his patient since I was in my 20s.

I had some tooth troubles during lockdown and saw him a couple of times and had a little chat with him and the receptionist.

I keep my eyes open and look at the ceiling tiles.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I just close my eyes and relax. I've had so much work done on my, frankly, shit teeth, that it doesn't bother me.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Our local dentist has a tv mounted on the ceiling above the chair, so patients can watch that.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When I visit, he has 2 TVs in the surgery.

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By *ltrMan
51 weeks ago

sheffield

Closed,my dentist is a strange looking guy mind you his nurse is a tad better looking but still don't want to see what strange looking instrument is heading my way

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By *attMonroMan
51 weeks ago

NE and Central Belt

Eyes open and watch the ongoing work in the reflection on the side of the lamp.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
51 weeks ago

Torquay

Ours has a massive backlit "where's Wally" type picture on the ceiling over the chair so I usually just look at that. It's a great idea! D

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By *innamon!Woman
51 weeks ago

no matter

He gives me specs , i close my eyes .. i remember as a child laying back and looking up hairy nostrils .. he was a smoker also and stank . Really offputting

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

i broke one once

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By *oofy321Man
51 weeks ago

moon base zero

I get put to sleep but when I awake he's saying swallow don't spit

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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

"When I visit, he has 2 TVs in the surgery.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

"i broke one once

What did you say to the dentist?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"i broke one once

What did you say to the dentist?"

sorry basically.

it was only the arm rest i pulled off while getting a wisdom tooth pulled

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By *oofy321Man
51 weeks ago

moon base zero

"i broke one once

What did you say to the dentist?

sorry basically.

it was only the arm rest i pulled off while getting a wisdom tooth pulled"

Did you offer to pull the dentist off? X

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

pop the protective goggles on, attempt to relax and eyes shut tight as I panic if I see the instruments.

She's absolutely brilliant and has the patience of Job to put up with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Just about to go have my check up..

Normally open, although they put some colourdd glasses on, I guess to protect agsinst the flood light that shines in your face, I'm relaxed about dentistry have no fear of dentists

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I tend to have mine open as I'm crying from the fear

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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

"i broke one once

What did you say to the dentist?

sorry basically.

it was only the arm rest i pulled off while getting a wisdom tooth pulled"

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

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By *illy Idol OP Man
51 weeks ago

Midlands

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

That's crazy, but fair play

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By *2000ManMan
51 weeks ago

Worthing

Day dream and play rock in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

That's crazy, but fair play"

I'm just a massive wuss with dentists tbh

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By *ookie46Woman
51 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Open

I love going to the dentist

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By *ermite12ukMan
51 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Two extractions tomorrow, which I'm neither looking forward to. Or opening my eyes: To answer the ops question.

Though, if the hygienist walks in. I might be persuaded.

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By *londebiguyMan
51 weeks ago

Southport

I used to have such a hot dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Open, only because there's a sweet Disney poster on the ceiling

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By *ottom charlieMan
51 weeks ago

washington

"I get real anxiety at the dentist so am constantly waving my hand in the air telling him to stop."
i bet he is looking down at you and loves to see your breasts wobbling about as you wave your hand about ..

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By *xfordjohnMan
51 weeks ago

Oxford

Open, and staring at the ceiling. I like to have some idea of what's going on. I've been with the same dentist (female, blond) for over 20 years so we've grown older together and chat about our children.

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By *am101aMan
51 weeks ago

swad

Open, I'm actually fine with dentists, maybe due to having to go every 6 weeks from 8 til after I left school at 16 (shows my age). I'm also interested in whats happening.

You know the numbing injection needle, its maybe 35mm long, I asked my lovely dentist how far it goes into the gum for a back filling? "Almost all the way" she said!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
51 weeks ago

ashford

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

Me neither! Only cos I can't afford 2 last few years! Not squeamish at all though! Didn't mind going x

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By *imisugarWoman
51 weeks ago

Rugby

Closed for injections and mostly for drilling.

Anything else I keep them open. Find the hygienist a brutal necessity but happy to keep them open for that.

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By *andymank8Man
51 weeks ago

Reigate

I lie back and anticipate her leaning forward with her drill as my head rests lightly in her cleavage, my eyes are closed trying to imagine the scene if we were both naked.

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By *andymank8Man
51 weeks ago

Reigate

I lie back and anticipate her leaning forward with her drill as my head rests lightly in her cleavage, my eyes are closed trying to imagine the scene if we were both naked.

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By *orny-DJMan
51 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

My last visit was 13 years ago, and 22 years before that.

Can't stand dentists - mostly because of bad experiences as a kid

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
51 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

That you Bob Mortimer?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

My last visit was 13 years ago, and 22 years before that.

Can't stand dentists - mostly because of bad experiences as a kid"

Same here so i fdont blame you! I remember being put under as a child to have 5 teeth extracted, it didn't go too well, a tooth breakage, I was throwing up on the way home due to a mix of the gas wearing off and pain rising, had to go back, hacked my gum to get a shard of root out they left in and just no..no to all of it, the awful smelling gas, the needles, the butchery of ones mouth, the mistakes, the blood and pain...I'd rather do my own, I trust me way more.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

Me neither! Only cos I can't afford 2 last few years! Not squeamish at all though! Didn't mind going x"

I didn't even think of the cost! I bet it's horrific now

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I just don't go. Been about 25 years since I last went to the dentist. I've had to pull one of my own teeth since my last visit but it beats the hell out of going to the dentist

That you Bob Mortimer?

I had to Google Bob mortimer and dentistry seeing this, I didn't know that about him!

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By *mf123Man
51 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

She would likely lose focus pull off my nose and or trip face forst on my cock if i stare in her eyes so best close em

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I am handed extra dark sunglasses and keep my eyes open. The entire time I’m at the dentist I tell myself over and over again to keep my tongue relaxed in the bottom of my mouth as I am known to move it all around and touch the instruments with it.

My dentist has told me many times I have a little mouth. Last time he said it in a very cheeky way— “should anyone enquire you have a very small mouth”. Then and there I thought, well it’s a good job I have a deep throat to swallow all that cock with (not his).

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By *tylebender03Man
51 weeks ago

Manchester

I thought this thread was going to be about Gascoigne in ‘96. Great goal against Scotland

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