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"Evening " • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! | |||
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"Hi Nero and everyone else!!! "• Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well? | |||
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"Evening • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!" And a bloody pleasure it is Zero. Hope you're well on this fine evening? | |||
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Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?"Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!! | |||
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"Hello • LíttlemíssmístressK! Good evening! "Hello lovely ! | |||
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"Evening • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! And a bloody pleasure it is Zero. Hope you're well on this fine evening?" • Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond!  I am fine, thank you for asking.  | |||
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Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!! "• And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us? | |||
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"Evening • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! And a bloody pleasure it is Zero. Hope you're well on this fine evening? • Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking. "A wise Willy once said, “A true hero is not defined by their strength, but by their ability to inspire and lead others" | |||
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"Evening all" • Good evening Tërkël! I like your êyê glasses.  | |||
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And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us?"Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!!  | |||
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"Good evening all just having a damn good laugh ,what's on the site Had date to day WOW did not even look like pic ( which was taken 10 years ago no shame ) 1 coffee and left .what your views how to get out shit date Thanks " • Good evening normster, your evening was far from the norm' — next time tell her that she's too good for you and walk backwards towards the exit in deference. | |||
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"Evening nero and the rest of the night owls x" • Good evening my resplendence! Once again you are melting me with your mønochromåtic photos. Vixen! | |||
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"Good evening from Brazil " • Hello and good evening °MT Swingers° this is London calling...  | |||
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"Evening one and all. Returning after a long three year absence. "• Swinging Nuts! A very warm welcome, thank you for joining the Nocturnal Thread! There is a banquette for you, right next to the vintage orrery. | |||
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"Good evening from Brazil • Hello and good evening °MT Swingers° this is London calling... "And I'm the gal from Ireland!!! | |||
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"Evening • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! And a bloody pleasure it is Zero. Hope you're well on this fine evening? • Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.
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"Evening! " • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!  | |||
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"Evening • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! And a bloody pleasure it is Zero. Hope you're well on this fine evening? • Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.
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Do you know of any willies that are w|se?"I know of one but he's a massive bellend | |||
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Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!! "• What about the unique gift that will land in my Inbøx? | |||
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"Evening! • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer! "Hi NerophiliaLondon | |||
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"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnal folk " • Everyone please kindly extend a warm welcome to Côôkie. She holds a Gin Tasting masterclass every Funday evening.  | |||
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"Evening! • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!
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"Evening Nero and Noc folk. Jx" • What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh? | |||
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"Hey x" • Who? | |||
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Swinging Nuts! A very warm welcome, thank you for joining the Nocturnal Thread! There is a banquette for you, right next to the vintage orrery."Why thank you kind sir! This layman needed to 'Google Search' ...Orrery.....but is happy the host has recognised his scientific mind and his preference for Venus before Mars in the order af things. | |||
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"Hi Nero hi all "• The milf next door! J'adore! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers " • My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon? | |||
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"Evening Nero and Noc folk. Jx • What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh? "Sorry Nero, I'm a bit glum and missing B and my way with words has deserted me. J | |||
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"Evening • A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! And a bloody pleasure it is Zero. Hope you're well on this fine evening? • Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.
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"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers • My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon?" I’ve missed you too Yes please. | |||
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"Evening! • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!
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God, I totally misread that !!! "Hahaha just one letter distance | |||
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"Evening! • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!
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Hi NerophiliaLondon "• Are you still looking for a chaperone for your next Social? | |||
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"Evening all we are still buzzing from our first meet from here on Saturday " • Good evening and hello bØthØfus. Congratulations on your f¹rst meet! | |||
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"Good evening Nero and to you all! Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge." • Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have? | |||
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Why thank you kind sir! This layman needed to 'Google Search' ...Orrery.....but is happy the host has recognised his scientific mind and his preference for Venus before Mars in the order of things. "• You're most welcome. The Nocturnal Snúg Bàr is a most welcoming cosmos! | |||
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Sorry Nero, I'm a bit glum and missing B and my way with words has deserted me.
J"• Jülië, which part of Bééf are you missing? | |||
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Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?
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Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!
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Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!!
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What about the unique gift that will land in my Inbøx? "Unique gift you say, have to get my thinking cap on about that!! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers • My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon? · I’ve missed you too Yes please. " •  | |||
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"Evening! • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!
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Hahaha just one letter distance "Quite !! Lol clearly it's bedtime for me | |||
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"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder. "• Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant. Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!  | |||
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Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!
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Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!!
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Unique gift you say, have to get my thinking cap on about that!! "• No rush. I am a patient man. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers • My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon? · I’ve missed you too Yes please. • "We know the ale flagon is mine | |||
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"Good evening Nero and to you all! Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge. • Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?"Two - both very inquisitive lurchers | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers • My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon? · I’ve missed you too Yes please. •
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We know the ale flagon is mine "• Fair enough. I'll hold onto your jugs then. | |||
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"Good evening Nero and to you all! Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge. • Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?
Two - both very inquisitive lurchers "Oh lurchers are lovely dogs, they make great pets!!! | |||
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"Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment. How are we all? "• What a delightful surprise! Good evening JågerMorgån! How are you and, more to the point, are you keeping good health? | |||
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Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.
Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng! "Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off | |||
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"Good evening Nero and to you all! Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge. • Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?
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Two - both very inquisitive lurchers "• Those pesky pooches! | |||
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"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.
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Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.
Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!
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Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off "• Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment. Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines." • ÊsArKây — a very good evening! | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines. • ÊsArKây — a very good evening! "Hope you're well Nero, decorations up? | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines. • ÊsArKây — a very good evening!
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Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?"• I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree.  | |||
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"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.
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Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.
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Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off
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Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.
Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3."I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness… No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines. • ÊsArKây — a very good evening!
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I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree. "Real tree of course? | |||
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"Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment. How are we all?
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What a delightful surprise! Good evening JågerMorgån! How are you and, more to the point, are you keeping good health? "I’m very well good sir, health wise doing fantastic as I’m down a half stone so far which is helping an awful lot.
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"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.
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Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.
Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!
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Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off
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Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.
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I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…
No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please."• You're going to need a Karcher™ pressure washer to disperse all those cobwebs on your quinny. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines. • ÊsArKây — a very good evening!
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Real tree of course?"• Yes. A real tree. It will be a Nordic non-drop. I always know it is because they also handwrite it with those words, oblivious to it's real provenance. | |||
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"Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment. How are we all?
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What a delightful surprise! Good evening JågerMorgån! How are you and, more to the point, are you keeping good health?
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I’m very well good sir, health wise doing fantastic as I’m down a half stone so far which is helping an awful lot.
How about yourself? Have you been keeping in good health? "• That's a fantastic achievement! Congratulations, young Sirrah!  | |||
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"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy" • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! | |||
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"Good evening " • Friendlygentleman — gøød ëvëning!  | |||
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"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! "got a chance of rain tonight and snow flurries tomorrow | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines. • ÊsArKây — a very good evening!
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I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree.
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Yes. A real tree. It will be a Nordic non-drop. I always know it is because they also handwrite it with those words, oblivious to it's real provenance."I still use the artificial one I bought from Homebase 20 yrs ago, I've nearly had my money's worth | |||
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! " ask them for a veg-a- mite sandwich | |||
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! " • Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!
There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!
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"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! got a chance of rain tonight and snow flurries tomorrow "• Bill, have you heard from Blu'? Are you able to access her profile?   | |||
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"Evening! • Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!
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"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy • Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! got a chance of rain tonight and snow flurries tomorrow
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"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines. • ÊsArKây — a very good evening!
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I still use the artificial one I bought from Homebase 20 yrs ago, I've nearly had my money's worth "• You're a wise man. Fake trees are like fake orgasms; they repeat year after year, unabating. | |||
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I don't need a new chaperone, sticking with the first one "• You know how to charm and beguile a gentleman. | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. The tree is up; the festive lights are lit. I smell of pine needles." • I've been suffering from pines and needles all day, Låpidåry! Good evening dear sir. † | |||
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! • Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!
There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!
When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun! | |||
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"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.
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Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.
Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!
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Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off
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Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.
Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3.
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I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…
No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please.
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You're going to need a Karcher™ pressure washer to disperse all those cobwebs on your quinny. " true dat | |||
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! • Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!
There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!
When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?
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He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun! "• He sounds like a "free buffet man"! Is he a foodie? | |||
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"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.
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Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.
Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!
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Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off
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Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.
Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3.
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I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…
No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please.
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! • Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!
There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!
When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?
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He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!
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He sounds like a "free buffet man"!
Is he a foodie?"If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free! | |||
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! • Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!
There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!
When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?
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He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!
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He sounds like a "free buffet man"!
Is he a foodie?
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If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free! "• Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag? | |||
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"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! • Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!
There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!
When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?
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He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!
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He sounds like a "free buffet man"!
Is he a foodie?
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If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!
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Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?"For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat | |||
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"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!
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He sounds like a "free buffet man"!
Is he a foodie?
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If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!
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Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?
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For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat "• He's got hollow legs! | |||
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"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!
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He sounds like a "free buffet man"!
Is he a foodie?
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If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!
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Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?
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For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat
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He's got hollow legs!"Probably | |||
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"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!
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He sounds like a "free buffet man"!
Is he a foodie?
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If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!
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Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?
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For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat
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He's got hollow legs!
Probably "Hello over the borderline buddy | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all! It’s been a while since I’ve ventured in the nocturnal threads! "Good evening, Bootyful! | |||
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"^^^*Waving back to our Friend from Over t'Fence*
All I can think of is Les Dawson now "That's my celeb lookalike, obviously | |||
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Good evening, Bootyful!"Good evening sunshine! How have you been? | |||
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"Good evening Nero and to you all! Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge. • Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?
Two - both very inquisitive lurchers
Oh lurchers are lovely dogs, they make great pets!!! "Could you come up and tell them that they are lovely? They are just very loud barking at anything from suspected burglars to their own reflection and not very graceful - especially when trying to feed them both or getting them ready for going out for a walk in the hills. Bloody love them! lol | |||
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