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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It went into hiding about two weeks ago and hasn't been seen since, there was a reported sighting late Saturday night but it was a false alarm turned out to be a twiglet I'd dropped into my bush whilst watching the telly box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried putting pictures of it on the side of milk cartons?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fluffy dicknapped it!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I always thought it would be Jools that did the runner

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh no! Awful news. When you find it, let me know if it needs good old fashioned resuscitation, my mouth can work wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Jools need a stunt cock to stand in?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you look down the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried shaking a pack of biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluffy dicknapped it! "

I did! It’s on a shelf in my loo

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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