FabSwingers.com forum: Pick up a role

By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

You are moving to the fab commune complex with plenty of facilities that you will not need to venture elsewhere. However everyone has to assume a rolevto run the commune. You can pick up to 3 roles.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Entertainment co-ordinator, cheerleader, fluffer

Mrs TMN x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll chop wood for the fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a loner I’ll stay behind and have peace and quiet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll be a late night radio person. Is it host? DJ? Fuck knows. That's what I want to do.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I'll be a late night radio person. Is it host? DJ? Fuck knows. That's what I want to do.

Ha! I already am one. Prefer the term "presenter", though.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The gardener keeping the bushes trimmed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the PAT testing on electrical equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farmer. Vehicle operator. Hunter/trapper thank you please.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Fashion police. Anyone who disses leopard print will be on a charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fashion police. Anyone who disses leopard print will be on a charge

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you could go all power hungry and make leopard print mandatory, all hail kat slater.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Security coordinator. Food tester. Bed tester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef

Chauffeur

Dildo with a pulse

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Some great ideas fron entertainment to chopping wood to keep us warm, gardeners and cooks. Excellent. We still need more, a lot more

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'll run the book shop with cosy corners for coffee and a room with every kind of craft supply.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'll sort out all the meds, be chief clown and party planner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call Nemesis. I’ll make evil plans to run a bypass through the community and you can all thwart me on a weekly basis in ways which brings everyone together. I want a decent HQ though. With Netflix. And a view.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I call Nemesis. I’ll make evil plans to run a bypass through the community and you can all thwart me on a weekly basis in ways which brings everyone together. I want a decent HQ though. With Netflix. And a view. "

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Bar wench?

or ooooo can I make the weird newspaper for our group sending out to everyone on all the updates and news?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Bar wench?

or ooooo can I make the weird newspaper for our group sending out to everyone on all the updates and news?

That sounds good, though could be hard work with all the shenanigans people my get up to

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll run the book shop with cosy corners for coffee and a room with every kind of craft supply. "

I will be visiting this! Sounds super lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be the chef

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

I will keep the Bee’s and the distillery.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'll run the book shop with cosy corners for coffee and a room with every kind of craft supply.

I will be visiting this! Sounds super lush!

All welcome

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

I'll make the wine and mead.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Ill be the chef"

You share with Mr Wick as asked first but he might want to be the executive chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the village idiot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill be the chef

You share with Mr Wick as asked first but he might want to be the executive chef.

He can be the chauffer

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Ill be the chef

You share with Mr Wick as asked first but he might want to be the executive chef.

He can be the chauffer"

Sorted

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

I’ll run the bnb for the weekend visitors…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a lingerie store...both women and men. Models needed...apply with in!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ll be

Jester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos joining me for breakfast in bed

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Whos joining me for breakfast in bed"

Tjay's not a role

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Ayahuasca Trip Sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos joining me for breakfast in bed

Tjay's not a role

No but chef is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farmer keeping things ploughed

Shoe shine person so I can see what up the skirt

Gynecologist coz I'm used to working with cunts, I mean work colleagues

Not that I thought about this ??

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Whos joining me for breakfast in bed

Tjay's not a role

No but chef is"

It is indeed. Chef's perks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos joining me for breakfast in bed

Tjay's not a role

No but chef is

It is indeed. Chef's perks

So whos for breakfast

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cook, bar owner

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Cook, bar owner"

Sorry, but we need Robert Smith on the tunes.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

I've been told I'm good with a pipe or two I'm not sure they were referring to my plumbing skills...

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

I've been told I'm good with a pipe or two I'm not sure they were referring to my plumbing skills..."

Probably not

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Knowing me I’d probably end up doing the admin.

Ideally though I’d write and produce the newspaper keeping everyone up to date with the goss and events etc. tie in with the radio peeps?

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By *issBehave69Man
over a year ago

Bulgaria

Close protection officer for the top dog, limo driver for the top dog and doggy for the top dog.

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

I could be an underwear fitter, make sure the girls are well supported and the fellas bums are looking fine

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By *achelTheAnalSlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it. "

I'll be your henchwoman! Trying to keep things more realistic and organised (I can do a mean spreadsheet!), and being forever exasperated at the overambitious and ultimately defeated schemes you keep doing instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the hermit that lives in the run down house on the hill

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll be the evening light entertainment and sing for my supper.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

-Chef

-Anger management trainer

-Weird sex toy

-Late night rock, blues and metal DJ

-Maybe a radio host for some late night show for insomniacs. Apparently I have a good voice for it. Deep and slightly husky sometimes with an unusual accent.

-Some kind of helpline attendant maybe to help people who struggle

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

The Butler

As always...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the weekly fire alarm test every Friday at 10am on the dot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'll do the weekly fire alarm test every Friday at 10am on the dot."

Can you make it 11am please. The customers in my bookshop are just getting cosy on the sofas at 10

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

May I be the baker of cakes?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it. "

Well, clearly this is a job for me. I'll turn up in corporate limos wearing dark, stylish leather coats, with slicked back hair and sunglasses to menace the collective on behalf of the Nemesis, sneer, and generally vamp the leading men of the commune. I'll need well muscled henchmen to open doors for me, crumple things menacingly and provide... other services.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll be the chavvy little cunt, who drinks white lightning from dawn to dusk. Walking around the estate kicking bins over and smashing windows. Hurling obscenities at passers by, because I hate the world for my poor decision making.

The mr

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I'll be the evening light entertainment and sing for my supper."

Oh, hello Edith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dodgy Icecream man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The serial killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind running the hotel. I'd need a good launderette service though...

I can also have an evening school where I teach random topics nobody really needs.

Finally I'll own the quirky nick nack shop that's full of old worldy stuff, each with it's own mysterious past.

I'll obviously hire an old wizard to staff or for me. Xx

Or a mechanic shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far, doesn't appear to be any police, so think you will thrive in that job role xx

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"So far, doesn't appear to be any police, so think you will thrive in that job role xx"

We don't know who you mean as you did't use the reply and quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber. I'll help keep everyone warm and wet

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Plumber. I'll help keep everyone warm and wet"

At last a plumber arrives. You lot are harder to get than a winning lotto ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here

No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it.

Excellent. Evil laugh practice starts at 6.

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

"Entertainment co-ordinator, cheerleader, fluffer

Mrs TMN x"

Always room in the commune for fluffers

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'll do sex.

Because there's like 60 people in this house and nobody's shagging yet, kinda gaff are you all running, godsake.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I'll do sex.

Because there's like 60 people in this house and nobody's shagging yet, kinda gaff are you all running, godsake.

Ha, 69th comment too, nice, maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough for this role, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just need a apprentice to hold my tools!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say I’ll be the Mayor but I rather think it’s more lucrative to start the construction company needed to build the structures required for this commune.

Lot of opportunities for suppliers of material that I’ll need for the work.

First off, where’s the architect? Then, who’s running the manpower agency?

Come one, come all, I need your quotes for the construction of the Town Hall, to begin with.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dishwasher (so i can watch youtube while working, as usual)

Kinky games creator/Fantasy fulfillment advisor.

Therapist/Agony uncle (this isnt my actual job, but it seems to be my natural role in life, so many people just come to me with their problems)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be Water boy :Hot tubs

Sauna

Pool

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I'll do sex.

Because there's like 60 people in this house and nobody's shagging yet, kinda gaff are you all running, godsake.

Ha, 69th comment too, nice, maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough for this role, I'm out

Hang on, where is your staying power

Let's see how many applicants there are first. You may have to do a job share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far, doesn't appear to be any police, so think you will thrive in that job role xx

We don't know who you mean as you did't use the reply and quote

Yeah it was mistletoe as the serial killer.

But noted,I shouldn't type before I've had coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"So far, doesn't appear to be any police, so think you will thrive in that job role xx

We don't know who you mean as you did't use the reply and quote

Yeah it was mistletoe as the serial killer.

But noted,I shouldn't type before I've had coffee. "

Lol, thanks for clarifying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treasurer.

Gimme all da money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon role.

Sausage role.

Cheese and pickle role.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Treasurer.

Gimme all da money! "

It comes with accountability scrutinised by the committee but as always some might take bribes

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here...

Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.

Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here...

Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.

Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx"

Best to influence from within

and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

IT support, first aid, and emergency cum drain in case of blockage or blue balls

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here...

Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.

Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx

Best to influence from within

and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet

And another

Because I forgive you for being wrong about the "from within" bit

xxx

Right - let's all dance!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here...

Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.

Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx

Best to influence from within

and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet

And another

Because I forgive you for being wrong about the "from within" bit

xxx

Right - let's all dance!

Let's do that. I can do a mean salsa on the dancefloor and in the pan

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Tech guru. That would keep me busy so would not need any other roles.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here...

Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.

Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx

Best to influence from within

and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet

And another

Because I forgive you for being wrong about the "from within" bit

xxx

Right - let's all dance!

Let's do that. I can do a mean salsa on the dancefloor and in the pan

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Counsellor

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts

Operations, planning, chief licker

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By *hrobbingbeatMan
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

Taste taster

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Wow, positions are getting filled nicely

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk/Essex

Mr would be a sex therapist for all the men who think they may have bisexual tendencies.

Mrs would be at the call centre making sure all those would-be bi guys end up in my office

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Mr would be a sex therapist for all the men who think they may have bisexual tendencies.

Mrs would be at the call centre making sure all those would-be bi guys end up in my office "

Lol

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Last few places left

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Handy man , got tool belt and everything lol

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Can u be head of external affairs, take care of the community’s dealings with the “ outside world “

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Handy man , got tool belt and everything lol "

Are you any good at it. Might have a few trial jobs first

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Ain’t to shabby with my tools

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Ain’t to shabby with my tools

You are on probation

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