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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

I have a question for the lonely Nero!

Which one am I?!

He's a good soul so whatever his answer pick that xox

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Only 4 options?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want a man op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t want a man op.

"

Lies

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Only 4 options? "

•

"Penis size" was omitted, for once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only 4 options? "

How many would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I have a question for the lonely Nero!

Which one am I?!

He's a good soul so whatever his answer pick that xox"

Nero, which is Brucey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

Surely you should seek what or who you want not what we suggest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

"

Sounds like my kind of man

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Whichever kind comes with the most honesty

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

How about a plain and simple gentleman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t want a man op.

Lies "

*true story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

"

Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Call me a romantic fool, but I like a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a plain and simple gentleman?"

I like this option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty "

A gentleman.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty

A gentleman. "

Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty

A gentleman.

Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?"

Yes.

Can we just have a new category of a honest man? That'd be great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty

A gentleman.

Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?

Yes.

Can we just have a new category of a honest man? That'd be great. "

Hahahahah if only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty

A gentleman.

Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?"

I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away?

Most men (maybe not) would like to a gentleman for a lady in someway, or at least that’s how I see things.

I’m old fashioned I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Option 5: a good man, who's values and desires align with your own

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty "

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I do like this delightful creature. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

"

I thought I was in then when you said dickhead but saw they needed to be good at sex...so close.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

I have a question for the lonely Nero!

Which one am I?!

He's a good soul so whatever his answer pick that xox

·

Nero, which is Brucey? "

•

Plain & Simple. He's a no-frills unfussy little horn-dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

How about option

5. A MF couple

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

If its just for shits and giggles then the lothario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about

A man who is true to himself and doesn’t compromise his beliefs to please others or fit on a list?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away?"

And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us?

What's left then?

A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying.

I'll take an honest asshole any day

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My suggestion OP is that you get one who likes ladies who insist on wearing LBDs with one boob hanging out. I think you would do well that kind of chap

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

Number one and two, I don’t ask for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away?

And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us?

What's left then?

A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying.

I'll take an honest asshole any day "

Haha. Wait a minute, can’t we have an honest gentleman? Why does a gentleman have to be liar??

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

"

Good evening Bella Bear

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Only 4 options?

How many would you like? "

I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

I mean howd you describe me fave fab friend... I think Im a mix of some of these being truthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x"

Oh I would. I like my space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear "

Hey little willy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x

Oh I would. I like my space."

Small padded room

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

You are gorgeous. You should have whatever you want. X

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy"

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are gorgeous. You should have whatever you want. X "

I say this in the mirror each morning.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away?

And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us?

What's left then?

A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying.

I'll take an honest asshole any day

Haha. Wait a minute, can’t we have an honest gentleman? Why does a gentleman have to be liar?? "

The term is based on chivalry and courtesy I believe. And I'm in no way saying it's impossible to simply be that way, but it's much more often a projection of virtue signalling, the little things they do aren't for anything other than to convince women they're worth sleeping with.

Besides, I like people who are similarly blunt and open and have their own drives and desires. If someone truly is a gentleman, they're probably not for me anyway

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Only 4 options?

How many would you like?

I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided."

•

There's nothing wrong with a Plain & Simple man, surely. We're not talking about simpletons here.

If you can have a "girl next door" (whatever on earth that is!) then this could equate to a "boy next door.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m not sure that I fit into any of those boxes, also I think that only you can answer as to what type of man you want…

In reality, or attraction to people is based on so much unconsci*us thought and past experiences that it’s kind of futile to try and change ‘who you want’. If being treated badly is how you feel love, then being treated well will feel very wrong and stifling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx"

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x

Oh I would. I like my space.

Small padded room"

Sssshhh not everyone needs to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 4 options?

How many would you like?

I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided.

•

There's nothing wrong with a Plain & Simple man, surely. We're not talking about simpletons here.

If you can have a "girl next door" (whatever on earth that is!) then this could equate to a "boy next door."

Plain and simple could mean - a straight up dude, doesn’t play games, isn’t flakey, plays a straight hand and you know where you stand with him. No?

Perception is key to what we are looking for ourselves. Because that’s how I see simple. It wasn’t about looks.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women. "

And it's just Willy , Bella Bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are gorgeous. You should have whatever you want. X "

Awww thank you. I wish though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonko, obviously "

He said no, obvs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The one that spreads his tail feathers in the most beautiful way.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away?

And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us?

What's left then?

A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying.

I'll take an honest asshole any day

Haha. Wait a minute, can’t we have an honest gentleman? Why does a gentleman have to be liar??

The term is based on chivalry and courtesy I believe. And I'm in no way saying it's impossible to simply be that way, but it's much more often a projection of virtue signalling, the little things they do aren't for anything other than to convince women they're worth sleeping with.

…."

Ouch… right. That’s it, you women can open your own doors then!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Only 4 options?

How many would you like?

I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided.

•

There's nothing wrong with a Plain & Simple man, surely. We're not talking about simpletons here.

If you can have a "girl next door" (whatever on earth that is!) then this could equate to a "boy next door.

Plain and simple could mean - a straight up dude, doesn’t play games, isn’t flakey, plays a straight hand and you know where you stand with him. No?

Perception is key to what we are looking for ourselves. Because that’s how I see simple. It wasn’t about looks. "

But I'm not plain and simple, not that I'm extravagant and complex either. Nor an I a pure gentleman, I have hints of it. I'm not perfect.

I'm none of those things, at the same time I'm all of them. And so much more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

And it's just Willy , Bella Bear"
I knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name. "

The Bipolar Express?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?"

I mean, there's plenty that'll tell you that they're those things Fluffy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The one that spreads his tail feathers in the most beautiful way.

J"

This choice isn't for me. And I wouldn't go for any of those categories. I was just amused by the peacocking.

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name. "

You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?

I mean, there's plenty that'll tell you that they're those things Fluffy "

I want one that means it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?"

Hello you sexy chic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.

You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right? "

The candy cane one? I doubt it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?

I mean, there's plenty that'll tell you that they're those things Fluffy

I want one that means it "

Don't we all?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.

You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right?

The candy cane one? I doubt it."

Yes. I mean, Candy itself is not exactly a stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

I want a dickhead, my type it seems.

But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be.

Good evening Bella Bear

Hey little willy

Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx

Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.

And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.

You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right?

The candy cane one? I doubt it.

Yes. I mean, Candy itself is not exactly a stretch"

Anyway, I think I've probably annoyed the OG Bella enough talking shite on her thread to find a man!

I shall see myself out op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whichever category I fit into, Ms Goth

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?"

That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?

That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy "

Oh good call!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Never stop looking, never stop looking for Linda.....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?

That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy "

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Compy, you don't ask for much do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very interesting thread. I’ve been on a little journey of self discovery and always considered myself a gentleman but that applies to anyone I’ve encountered in life and not motivated by sex at all. I’m exploring kink and at the start of the journey anticipated a conflict between being a gentleman and pursuing my kink desires. Is it possible to span between the options in the OP’s post?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?

That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy

Oh good call! "

With a generous splosh of stability

Bella do you want one, if fluffy's one or my one has a mate xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never stop looking, never stop looking for Linda....."

Brilliant. I’ve got this stuck in my head now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

If not then become a lesbian as the options are shite.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

If not then become a lesbian as the options are shite."

If you are going down on a lesbian and it is shite then I would suggest you turn her over as the options improve on the other side.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one! "

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to day a Computer Aided Design?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple."

I think I said something similar above. … but without the ‘dickehead’ reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple."
. Now where can I fin one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple.

I think I said something similar above. … but without the ‘dickehead’ reference. "

·

It's true — he ^ did say this.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple..

·

Now where can I fin one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?"

•

At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple..

·

Now where can I fin one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?

•

At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics. "

Oh really? Well I'll be damned.

Which exhibition is this?

Oh wait being plain and simple he'd go unnoticed wouldn't he.

A bit like......

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"...I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple..

·

Now where can I find one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?

•

At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics.

·

Oh really? Well I'll be damned.

Which exhibition is this?

Oh wait being plain and simple he'd go unnoticed wouldn't he.

A bit like......"

•

....me.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

1. For Monday

2. for Wednesday

3. For Thursday

4. Can get in the bin

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Friday / Saturday I would like 2&3 together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friday / Saturday I would like 2&3 together."

That’s a week Crajg David would be proud of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friday / Saturday I would like 2 OR 3 together."

Wouldn’t we all Misty. Wouldn’t we all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! "

I'll ride the big dipper

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

Can I suggest option 5.

A moron.

And can I put myself forward please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper "

How about the corkscrew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper

How about the corkscrew? "

Wet and wild ?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

[Removed by poster at 12/12/23 19:20:09]

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

I’m gonna patiently wait to see which option you choose

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I think you should get yourself a gentleman, I'd highly recommend them.

I had to Google 3 & 4, not what I originally thought they meant.

So I'm going for plain and simple. I reckon they'd at least do as they were told.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper "

God I want to fuck you.

Sorry that's all I've got right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you should get yourself a gentleman, I'd highly recommend them.

I had to Google 3 & 4, not what I originally thought they meant.

So I'm going for plain and simple. I reckon they'd at least do as they were told."

I think I'd like a combination of 1, 2 and 3 please

*writes Christmas list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should have all 4 at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper

How about the corkscrew?

Wet and wild ? "

Anytime. I don’t look good in trunks though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you should have all 4 at once "

Midders, I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper

How about the corkscrew?

Wet and wild ?

Anytime. I don’t look good in trunks though. "

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.

If so he's the one!

•

Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple..

·

Now where can I find one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?

•

At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics.

·

Oh really? Well I'll be damned.

Which exhibition is this?

Oh wait being plain and simple he'd go unnoticed wouldn't he.

A bit like......

•

....me."

Oh we both know what option you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you should have all 4 at once

Midders, I like your thinking "

I don't mind helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper

How about the corkscrew?

Wet and wild ?

Anytime. I don’t look good in trunks though.

Prove it! "

Haha. I don’t have any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you should have all 4 at once

Midders, I like your thinking

I don't mind helping "

perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper

How about the corkscrew?

Wet and wild ?

Anytime. I don’t look good in trunks though.

Prove it!

Haha. I don’t have any. "

Prove it!

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By *ifestyle1Man
over a year ago

me171

I would go for a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would go for a woman "

They are bloody hard work!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think you should have all 4 at once

Midders, I like your thinking

I don't mind helping

perfect "

The two of you is both an exceptionally sexy yet also terrifying thought!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I think you should have all 4 at once

Midders, I like your thinking

I don't mind helping

perfect

The two of you is both an exceptionally sexy yet also terrifying thought! "

Terrifying how?! You'd get a lot of shit but the boobs would make anything else meaningless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you should have all 4 at once

Midders, I like your thinking

I don't mind helping

perfect "

Hello ladies, can I hold your coats ?

^gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

Erm....ME! I mean, hello

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I would go for a woman

They are bloody hard work! "

#notallwomen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go for a woman

They are bloody hard work!

#notallwomenbutalmostall "

Fify

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would go for a woman

They are bloody hard work!

#notallwomen "

Ah but I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

Erm....ME! I mean, hello "

Hello, and an eye roll back at you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I would go for a woman

They are bloody hard work!

#notallwomenbutalmostall

Fify "

So Average height?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple.

This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park!

I'll ride the big dipper

·

God I want to fuck you.

Sorry that's all I've got right now "

•

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would go for a woman

They are bloody hard work!

#notallwomenbutalmostall

Fify

So Average height? "

Hello!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I think you should have all 4 at once "

•

Shush! You're next in this game Míddèrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go for a woman

They are bloody hard work!

#notallwomenbutalmostall

Fify

So Average height? "

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

I'm quite plain. I'm quite simple. I'm honest to the point of admitting that it was me that farted.

I volunteer as tribute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

Am 1 and 2

Yep you look good on my arm

We would be a HOT COUPLE.

Merry Christmas

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By *ifestyle1Man
over a year ago

me171

I'm just saying

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By *ifestyle1Man
over a year ago

me171

Merry Christmas everyone and enjoy fab time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

1 I am a plain and simple person

2 I am a gental person

3 I am a worshipper

4 I am awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

Erm....ME! I mean, hello

Hello, and an eye roll back at you "

Ouch!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Merry Christmas everyone and enjoy fab time "

Merry Christmas LS1

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race

Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "

I'll be whichever one you want Bella xx

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

Erm....ME! I mean, hello

Hello, and an eye roll back at you

Ouch! "

Pahahaha

Women are cruel man! Have a beer!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im simply too potent it could destroy all life in the universe were i to put the tip in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

Erm....ME! I mean, hello

Hello, and an eye roll back at you

Ouch! "

Ypu rolled your eyes

No ouch intended x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race

Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya "

Nawwww I'll take second most , even though you must have been on drug's

Xx

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By *winging NutsMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek? "

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race

Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya

Nawwww I'll take second most , even though you must have been on drug's

Xx"
I was the only sober person around you know full well how pretty you are ya goose

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race

Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya

·

Nawwww I'll take second most , even though you must have been on drug's

Xx"

•

She's actually the ³rd most...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

·

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Goddess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )"

•

I've dumped her. I've had enough. She needs to lower the bar and raise her expectations.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )"

Because she's a Man Utd fan

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

·

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Goddess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

•

I've dumped her. I've had enough. She needs to lower the bar and raise her expectations."

She still hasn't messaged me so she's not doing it right as far as I'm concerned.

Women, tsk

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

·

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Goddess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

•

I've dumped her. I've had enough. She needs to lower the bar and raise her expectations.

·

She still hasn't messaged me so she's not doing it right as far as I'm concerned.

Women, tsk "

•

If you opened up your filters, numbnuts, she would be able to!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

·

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Goddess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

•

I've dumped her. I've had enough. She needs to lower the bar and raise her expectations.

·

She still hasn't messaged me so she's not doing it right as far as I'm concerned.

Women, tsk

•

If you opened up your filters, numbnuts, she would be able to! "

My filters are like my standards.

There aren't any.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

All three, just in different contexts

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan"

And from Yorkshire

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire "

Bizarre

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire "

The best come from there to be fair.

Or Scotland or Ireland

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire

The best come from there to be fair.

Or Scotland or Ireland"

The psycho states

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?

Erm....ME! I mean, hello

Hello, and an eye roll back at you

Ouch!

Ypu rolled your eyes

No ouch intended x"

I think we need to get back to the flirting chat we had before on Bere!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire

The best come from there to be fair.

Or Scotland or Ireland

The psycho states "

Love me a hot crazy!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire

The best come from there to be fair.

Or Scotland or Ireland

The psycho states "

I am wounded!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )"

There an existing man?!?!?! WHERE??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

There an existing man?!?!?! WHERE?? "

Did you check under the bed?

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By *ifestyle1Man
over a year ago

me171

Best chatting with me on here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You should seek out a bounder.

They’re incontrovertibly preferable to a cad

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I could do with a man to be honest, one that’s very very good and enjoys d.i.y, so I don’t have to do it.

Sexual favours wise I’m afraid those opportunities will be slim to none, but don’t despair nextdoor are very friendly I’m sure they’d lend you their dog for an hour.

The mr

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By *j1104Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire "

that's fighting talk

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A man, apparently.

My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer :

1. A plain and simple man

2. A gentleman

3. A lothario

4. A cad

So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and

which option should I seek?

My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??

(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )

Because she's a Man Utd fan

And from Yorkshire

that's fighting talk "

I'll fight you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll win!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll win! "

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! "

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’d like to say gentleman but probably best for others to determine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate."

I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate."

I'm Northern, I can handle it.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate.

I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey "

No but it wouldn't hurt would it?

Wonder if you'd taste good in gravy...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate.

I'm Northern, I can handle it. "

If we ever meet and a stray chip hits your snout, it definitely wasn't me ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! "

Yorkshire women are the worst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate.

I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey

No but it wouldn't hurt would it?

Wonder if you'd taste good in gravy..."

Not just in gravy

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'll win!

Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it!

Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate.

I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey

No but it wouldn't hurt would it?

Wonder if you'd taste good in gravy...

Not just in gravy "

Curry sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He knows

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

All the sauces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He knows "

So which DID you choose to go for?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Interesting thread. If it’s just a leg-over you’re looking for I guess the character doesn’t matter so much. If it’s more, a relationship, I’d suggest;

5. Genuine

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