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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heard the expression yesterday, there are some pretty wild things that are considered a sin, including tattoos, body piercing and being a Freemason

Might go through then and try and keep score

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just googled venial sins and apart from the ones regarding ankle biters I reckon I'm going straight to hell (though in mitigation, I've never played Dungeons & Dragons or listened to bad music (unless Stan Ridgeways Camoflage counts))

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nudge nudge wink wink say n'more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone who has ever read a newspaper horoscope be prepared to repent or burn in hell

Should we start a venial sin of the day?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bloody hell, ive not even looked at them and i can feel my arse burning lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Dunno about that but just read the 'mortal sins' section which cannot be forgiven and I'm screwed anyway lol x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anyway i cant commit any sin. Sin is a word that was made for the bible, so only people that believe in god and the bible can commit sins. As im not religous is not in my vocabulary and thats my story and im sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doomed

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"OMG" is a mortal sin according to the list I just looked at. Were all doomed, so best enjoy ourselves!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Anyway i cant commit any sin. Sin is a word that was made for the bible, so only people that believe in god and the bible can commit sins. As im not religous is not in my vocabulary and thats my story and im sticking to it "

I like that theory a lot!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Purgatory at best for you lot.

My current favourite is oral sex is ok but only with vaginal ejaculation

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm going to Dante's First Circle of the Inferno with the other virtuous pagans.

Sounds more fun anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so is lol. according to some idiot Christian fundamentalist in the states it stands for lucifer our lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just googled venial sins and apart from the ones regarding ankle biters I reckon I'm going straight to hell (though in mitigation, I've never played Dungeons & Dragons or listened to bad music (unless Stan Ridgeways Camoflage counts)) "

Camouflage sometimes things aren't what they seem,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was a PFC on a searchpatrol, hunting Charlie down.

It was in the jungle, wars of '65.

My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone

and I could hear the enemy moving in close outside.

Just then I heard a twig snap, and I grabbed my empty gun

and I dug it scared while I counted down my faith.

And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes

appeared there at my shoulder and said: "Wait"

When he came in close beside me, he said: "Don't worry son, I'mhere..

if Charlie wants to tango, now he'll have two to dodge.

I said: "Well, thanks a lot". I told him my name and asked himhis.

And he said"The boys just call me Camouflage"

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

things are never quite the way they seem.

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

I was awfully glad to see this big marine.

Well I was gonna ask him where he came from,

when we heard the bullets fly,

coming through the brush and all around our ears.

It was then I saw this big marine, a lotta fire in his eyes.

And it was strange, but suddenly I forgot my fears.

Well we faught all night, side by side, we took ourbattlestands.

And I wondered how the bullets missed this man.

Cus they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn'tthere

and the morning we both took a chance and ran.

And it was near the riverbank when the ambush came on top of us

and I thought it was the end, we were had.

Then a bullet with my name on it came buzzing through a bush

and that big marine, he just swat it, with his hands.

Just like it was a fly.

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

things are never quite the way they seem.

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

This was an awfully strange marine.

And I knew there was something weird about him,

cus when I turned around he was pulling a big palmtree

right up out of the ground and swatting those Charlie's withit,

from here to Kingdom Kong.

When he lead me out the danger, I saw my camp and wavedgoodbye,

he just winked at me from the jungle and then was gone.

And when I got back to my H.Q. I told them about my night,

and the battle I've spent with a big marine named Camouflage.

When I said his name, the soldier gulped, and a medic took myarm

and lead me to a green tent on the right.

He said: "You may be telling true boy, but this here isCamouflage.

And he's been right here since he past away last night.

In fact he's been here all week long.

But before he went he said: "Semper Fi", and said his onlywish,

was to save a young marine caught in a mirage.

So here, take his dogtag, son. I know he'd want you to have itnow"

And we both said a prayer for a big marine named Camouflage.

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

things are never quite the way they seem.

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

This was an awfully big marine.

So next time you're in a junglefight, and you feel a presencenear

or hear a voice that in your mind will lie,

just be thankful that you're not alone and you've got somecompany,

from a big marine, the boys called Camouflage

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

things are never quite the way they seem.

Woohoohoohoo Camouflage,

This was an awfully big marine.

(X2)

whoho Camouflage

whohoo Camouflage

(repeat/fade)

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