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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you doing right now?

I’m currently frying some dumplings

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

I’m

Stroking in bed night shift

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Writing an automated email scheduling function.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Eating a home made bread roll with about half an inch of butter on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a meeting at the moment

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

I'm sat on the recliner, drinking a coffee and replying to messages on here x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm at work, planning world domination

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By *atch1982Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

Laying in bed stroking due to an inability to work in the rain

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I am sat listening to Les Mis soundtrack! about to have a shower and then do a little bit of work designing body jewellery.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Coffee

Cig

Deciding what to do first

Clothes washing

Doggy walking he’s still in bed asleep

Shopping

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm at work, planning world domination

Hurry up Tina we need someone like you dominating the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working and also perving on fab. Fortunately it’s wfh so my rest day attire can’t be judged by the bosses

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By *ervilatorMan
over a year ago

Burntwood

Work cancelled due to rain. Had a coffee and went back to bed

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Dying of the cold, trying to work,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working from home

Avoiding the boss

Having a perv on fab

Having a great day x x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

At work, with a very slight hangover.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Having just made my 3rd cafetiere of coffee , I am now surfing the Forums for the next half hour.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m as dressed as I’m going to be and sat downstairs watching tellybox with my doggos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for a conference call to start on Teams

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Workin!

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Working

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Working. Just about to get ready to go and meet a sexy man though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my breakfast. Got a load of washing on. Away to do some dishes, have a tidy up then consider leaving the house for the gym! I'm thinking about a nice 'push' session today?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just had my breakfast. Got a load of washing on. Away to do some dishes, have a tidy up then consider leaving the house for the gym! I'm thinking about a nice 'push' session today?!"

No pumpin?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sitting next to the radiator, wrapped in a dressing gown, under a blanket waiting for my painkillers to kick in and the house to warm up so I can get on with the laundry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had my breakfast. Got a load of washing on. Away to do some dishes, have a tidy up then consider leaving the house for the gym! I'm thinking about a nice 'push' session today?!

No pumpin? "

No takers unfortunately Nora

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm at work, planning world domination

Hurry up Tina we need someone like you dominating the world "

Free jelly babies and an encouragement for all to wear leopard print

Plus discounts on FORUM INSURANCE

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm at work, planning world domination

Hurry up Tina we need someone like you dominating the world

Free jelly babies and an encouragement for all to wear leopard print

Plus discounts on FORUM INSURANCE

One can only dream of such a world

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Commented on the other so its only fair I comment here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finishing a coffee and checking work emails then need to get ready for my midday gym session

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By *ilvermoonWoman
over a year ago

ledbury

Working in my attic!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Procrastinating again. Outside my old house. Not sure if that’s legal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Procrastinating again. Outside my old house. Not sure if that’s legal. "

Umm. Is everyone inside ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x"

Take it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m

Stroking in bed night shift

Stroking your penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Writing an automated email scheduling function. "

Oh niceeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in bed

On my way Bella Goth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating a home made bread roll with about half an inch of butter on.

Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a meeting at the moment "

In person or online

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat on the recliner, drinking a coffee and replying to messages on here x"

Decaf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm at work, planning world domination

I want in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laying in bed stroking due to an inability to work in the rain"

Two people stroking their penis? Wank chat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am sat listening to Les Mis soundtrack! about to have a shower and then do a little bit of work designing body jewellery. "

Very nice

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

Take it off. "

Got my nightie on underneath, plus am clarted in vicks vaporub. Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid in bed having a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee

Cig

Deciding what to do first

Clothes washing

Doggy walking he’s still in bed asleep

Shopping

#multitasker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

Take it off.

Got my nightie on underneath, plus am clarted in vicks vaporub. Are you sure?

Take it off.

Ps. Clarted

what does that word mean to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Here

I want in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting next to the radiator, wrapped in a dressing gown, under a blanket waiting for my painkillers to kick in and the house to warm up so I can get on with the laundry. "

You can take that off as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m as dressed as I’m going to be and sat downstairs watching tellybox with my doggos."

Nice. Have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Commented on the other so its only fair I comment here too."

It’s unbelievable really. Truly unbelievable. I can’t have shit in this house

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

Take it off.

Got my nightie on underneath, plus am clarted in vicks vaporub. Are you sure?

Take it off.

Ps. Clarted

what does that word mean to you?"

Clarted - thickly covered. Toast can be clarted in butter. Or your face clarted with spunk. Also, to be clarty is to be dirty, in a literal or sexual sense. My house, right now, is a clarty midden. I am a clarty quinie clarted in vicks.

Any more linguistic queries?

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

Sat I bed. Slightly high on morphine and diazepam.. back injury

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Dave is working.

Sammi is playing with her pussy and has been constantly all day. lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

Take it off.

Got my nightie on underneath, plus am clarted in vicks vaporub. Are you sure?

Take it off.

Ps. Clarted

what does that word mean to you?

Any more linguistic queries?

Bludclarttttttttt. Snm Mrs TMN.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

Take it off.

Got my nightie on underneath, plus am clarted in vicks vaporub. Are you sure?

Take it off.

Ps. Clarted

what does that word mean to you?

Any more linguistic queries?

Do you speak patois

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Eating croissants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating croissants "

Hello you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ohhh! How have the dumplings turned out? I'm thinking about a photo I can take for the festive challenge and trying to close tabs because there are far too many open.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sat on the sofa in my dressing gown.

Mrs TMN x

Take it off.

Got my nightie on underneath, plus am clarted in vicks vaporub. Are you sure?

Take it off.

Ps. Clarted

what does that word mean to you?

Any more linguistic queries?

Do you speak patois

Nope. I can do you some Doric, aye aye jiggerypokery aye?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Ohhh! How have the dumplings turned out? I'm thinking about a photo I can take for the festive challenge and trying to close tabs because there are far too many open.

In your brain or on your phone?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Eating croissants

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh! How have the dumplings turned out? I'm thinking about a photo I can take for the festive challenge and trying to close tabs because there are far too many open.

Listen, Meli, you know me already, you know my style

The dumplings turned out perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh! How have the dumplings turned out? I'm thinking about a photo I can take for the festive challenge and trying to close tabs because there are far too many open.

Listen, Meli, you know me already, you know my style

The dumplings turned out perfect.

Ladies, come and get your Jamaican king.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting to eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m telling those on PW’s what ya doin thread, what I’m doin

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By *rmrs95Couple
over a year ago

Chester

Sitting here in my dressing gown havin a perv on here whilst Mrs out getting nails done for her night out in Chester Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Here

I want in.

What's in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting to eat!"

Well well well. Look who finally showed up

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

Unexpected long lunch break. So had time to go home and chill.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Right now, I'm sat on my neighbours sofa, drinking coffee and keeping the dog company, as he didn't want to go walkies.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Procrastinating again. Outside my old house. Not sure if that’s legal.

Umm. Is everyone inside ok? "

Not sure. Should I ask?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sitting down having a cuppa

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Having a coffee, then getting ready to go out.. Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm just heading back to my home desk to finish my admin. I've just had a bit of a lunch break

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thinking about getting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working and deciding whether I can be arsed to go for a short run after

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Emails and expenses til 5pm. Then heading to a gig tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now smiling at the 50% discount I just got offered on something I ordered as a present to someone and they are now blocked on my phone on everything. And I get to keep it. It's cool.

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Just stopped working on a painting, listening to Bill Nighy standing in for Iggy Pop on Iplayer from Sunday. We both drinking tea and answering messages.

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