FabSwingers.com forum: Pick a fight thread

By *r_reus OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Come in here and start on someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, wanna start a fight?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Hey, wanna start a fight?"

Sod off beans. I’d break you in half

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Hey, wanna start a fight?"

Pillow fight ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, wanna start a fight?

Sod off beans. I’d break you in half

Couldn't break wet toilet paper let alone beans xxx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Hey, wanna start a fight?

Sod off beans. I’d break you in half

Couldn't break wet toilet paper let alone beans xxx"

Only munching you'll be doing is on my knuckles pal, they'll have to call you Mr gummy afterwards.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I say old sport; that’s most unchristian of you.

Cheeky bounder!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon then!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cmon then! "

If you think you're hard enough

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool. "

Can you bring apple pie? Just in case we fancy a snack in-between wrestles. I frickin' love custard

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool.

Can you bring apple pie? Just in case we fancy a snack in-between wrestles. I frickin' love custard

Oh custard is one of my favourite things ever. I like this apple pie plan too. We'll have a mid fight armistice.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Cmon then!

If you think you're hard enough

Ive had harder shits

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Krampus is your custard queen

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Cmon then!

If you think you're hard enough

Ive had harder shits"

Strangely erotic.

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By *anManCoolMan
over a year ago

Camborne

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Long as the Custard is genuine Ambrosia

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Hey, wanna start a fight?

Sod off beans. I’d break you in half

Couldn't break wet toilet paper let alone beans xxx"

Really? You couldn’t break sweat in a marathon.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cmon then!

If you think you're hard enough

Ive had harder shits"

Best get some lactose then

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool.

Can you bring apple pie? Just in case we fancy a snack in-between wrestles. I frickin' love custard

Oh custard is one of my favourite things ever. I like this apple pie plan too. We'll have a mid fight armistice. "

I'll bring extra custard, this could be a long night

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Krampus is your custard queen

xx"

I have a custard buddy, but thanks

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Long as the Custard is genuine Ambrosia

Only the posh stuff will do. Might even add a bit of brandy sauce seeing as it's Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards.

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By *anManCoolMan
over a year ago

Camborne

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Long as the Custard is genuine Ambrosia

Only the posh stuff will do. Might even add a bit of brandy sauce seeing as it's Christmas

Ill bring the Ambrosia to Wales in my March visit, what brandy you bringing ? Can we still add even though its after Xmas

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Krampus is your custard queen

xx"

Can't deny it lol

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Fight for your rights to PARRRRRTTTTYYY

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?

#askingforafriend

Krampus is your custard queen

Can't deny it lol"

There's a custard question waiting for you on "ask in public...".

Go be gooey

xxx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh ... I'd better go check lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish a [redacted] would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only munching you'll be doing is on my knuckles pal, they'll have to call you Mr gummy afterwards. "

That's cool, I'll sit next to your mum and they will call us Mr and Mrs Gummy cause she hasn't got any teeth either and she loves gumming cock....

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards."

Oooh glitter. How very threatening. Don’t bring boys toys to a man’s war

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*makes crude finger gesture in everyone’s general direction*

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm ready for a fight. Come and overpower me all you big strong men! I'll struggle and squeal! Promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards."

Wait hang on, glitter bomb the custard wrestlers, they will be finding glitter for months.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards.

Oooh glitter. How very threatening. Don’t bring boys toys to a man’s war"

I play chess, not checkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt fight my way out a wet paper bag lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I couldnt fight my way out a wet paper bag lol"

Ditto lol though I want a pillow fight with hohohobeans lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets do it lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Lets do it lol"

Ooh I'm in

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Men

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

The only hope humans have is the active work of peace.

So I guess I'm going to have to take you all on.

Coz yooz started it!!!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Nah.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

But if you push me, I might throw a snowball.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

No. Make me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards.

Oooh glitter. How very threatening. Don’t bring boys toys to a man’s war

I play chess, not checkers"

You need to keep your mouth in check, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a fight then

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My dad’s harder than your dad.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad’s harder than your dad.

The mr "

I’m offended by that for no particular reason!

Stick em up!!!

*Woody rolls up his sleeves… how this made fighting easier I don’t know!

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

eh eh eh calm down calm down

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I'm a chef I'm the hardest..... Ricky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will hit you that hard..you’ll wake up and your clothes will be out of fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will hit you that hard..you’ll wake up and your clothes will be out of fashion."

Were your clothes ever in fashion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, wanna start a fight?

Sod off beans. I’d break you in half

Couldn't break wet toilet paper let alone beans xxx

Really? You couldn’t break sweat in a marathon. "

That's true because I'm that elite and athletic!

(As I casually and arrogantly brush my shoulders off)

Now who wants to rumble?

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

[Removed by poster at 12/12/23 07:04:52]

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

If I punch you, you're gonna be drinking soup for a long time to come... put em up !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on then if you think your hard enough

(Still need to get this printed onto a pair of knickers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh eh eh calm down calm down

Dey do dough don't dey dough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I punch you, you're gonna be drinking soup for a long time to come... put em up !!!"

I think the second you made a certain thread you were asking for a fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I punch you, you're gonna be drinking soup for a long time to come... put em up !!!"

Promptly puts up my dukes like old timey boxers... Suddenly I turn into black and white and grow a mustache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on then if you think your hard enough

(Still need to get this printed onto a pair of knickers)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on then if you think your hard enough

(Still need to get this printed onto a pair of knickers)"

I reckon there’s some Rihanna inspired ‘is you big enough?’ Underwear out there

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

The trapped nerve in my back makes me pretty useless at fighting right now. The pain however means my tolerance levels are at zero. I might use this thread to rant at some of the quite ridiculous, pointless, thoughtless and simply ill-educated comments some make in other threads (that usually wash over me but today actually make my teeth hurt). You know who you are!

Thanks OP

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