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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

Ladies and Gents what’s the cheesiest line that has worked on you? Or worked for you?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Well I was sent " I want you to.paint me green and spank me like a naughty avocado " once... I did make me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my late teens, a lady approached me in bar and said, “ I’ll bring you home a boy, but I’ll send you home a man.”

Needless to say, we found a cab, and she metaphorically “ate me alive”

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Please sleep with me, please... Pretty please. I haven't slept with anybody in such a long time and you're so good looking... Please do me the favour of having sex with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please sleep with me, please... Pretty please. I haven't slept with anybody in such a long time and you're so good looking... Please do me the favour of having sex with me."

Did it work for, or on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that was just me

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Please sleep with me, please... Pretty please. I haven't slept with anybody in such a long time and you're so good looking... Please do me the favour of having sex with me.

Did it work for, or on you?

Neither... it's just a quote from a show.

Works for the guy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

He said "I must apologise for this"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* that's a smashing blouse

* Have you got a mirror in your knickers? I can see my face in them!

* Wow your nails are sharp

* Ouch, your handbag hurts my head

* urrghh that pepper spray tastes terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello that was it granted it was in a sauna don’t know if that counts

Outside off dirty talk during it

The only words that were exchanged was hello thank you and goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a white Christmas, come and Jingle my Balls! M

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

Some of these are brilliant

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By *awsCouple
over a year ago

banbury

I might not be Fred flintstone, but I can definitely make your bed rock

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I might not be Fred flintstone, but I can definitely make your bed rock

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mind me…here to take notes

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By *ralslaveforwomenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way or another I'm going to be wanking over you tonight, you may aswell have the decency of being there!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You remind me of my little toe?

Wiggly and cute?

Nope. I'm going to bang you on the coffee table tonight.

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