FabSwingers.com forum: Apparently you put your penis in the ladies vagina

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is but one way in which two consenting adults might want to go about sexual liaisons.

I’m sure there’s lots of other variants.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

That doesn't happen! You lie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about wiggling it about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

In, for tutoring purposes.

Thank you Mr F.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Seems very unlikely to me.

I'm pretty sure it goes in their bum.

That's how guys do with me, and it works just fine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is but one way in which two consenting adults might want to go about sexual liaisons.

I’m sure there’s lots of other variants. "

Every day is a school day.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What about wiggling it about

Does that help.

In out in out shake it all about.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"That doesn't happen! You lie"

Just what I’d heard.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In, for tutoring purposes.

Thank you Mr F."

Always good to learn together I’ve heard.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Seems very unlikely to me.

I'm pretty sure it goes in their bum.

That's how guys do with me, and it works just fine.

Your bum or their penis.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard about pegging?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about wiggling it about

Does that help.

In out in out shake it all about. "

Why does it need shaking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What about wiggling it about

Does that help.

In out in out shake it all about.

Why does it need shaking

Ooh I’ve confused a wiggle and a shake, no wonder I’m a virgin.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ooooor, you can put the vagina on the penis.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Have you heard about pegging?

That’s what you do with the washing isn’t it.

I had an Aunt Peggy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Is but one way in which two consenting adults might want to go about sexual liaisons.

I’m sure there’s lots of other variants. "

I heard you put your cucumber in her wizard sleeve

that’s how the adults have sexual liaisons!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"In, for tutoring purposes.

Thank you Mr F.

Always good to learn together I’ve heard.

Is that an offer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In, for tutoring purposes.

Thank you Mr F.

Always good to learn together I’ve heard.

Is that an offer?

Do you think there would be practical lessons.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

Omg. I've been doing it wrong this whole time?!

So embarrassing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

This time of year you can just send one of your representatives and it has the same effect.

Only without the wiggling about.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Omg. I've been doing it wrong this whole time?!

So embarrassing "

I know, it’s a minefield.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must take note.... wheres my pen?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

You mean 2 minutes of pogoing on her perineum doesn't count?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm here for the tips

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Must take note.... wheres my pen?

•

Next to your quim and ink pot. Sorry, your quill, not quim.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Don’t do it guys. It’s a trap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is but one way in which two consenting adults might want to go about sexual liaisons.

I’m sure there’s lots of other variants. "

Utterly vulgar behaviour!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm here for the tips

Just the tips?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Just the tips?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must take note.... wheres my pen?

•

Next to your quim and ink pot. Sorry, your quill, not quim."

Haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you heard about pegging?

That’s what you do with the washing isn’t it.

I had an Aunt Peggy.

Ooh dear oh dear have I got a special for you. X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that in the dictionary when I was ickle and felt disgusted. Then I told everyone their parents did it, and they wouldn't believe me.

Still remember a month later, one of the girls asked people what a "period" was, and I, being the super brains, replied with "a moment in time." Only to get laughed at.

I still don't know what she's on about.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this presentation not come with illustrations - bare minimum it should be a power point with a doofer for pointing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Not in the bum hole though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Seems very unlikely to me.

I'm pretty sure it goes in their bum.

That's how guys do with me, and it works just fine.

Your bum or their penis.

Both!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"That doesn't happen! You lie"

Sometimes it even goes in the arse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty-maus85Man
over a year ago

WATFORD

I thought it was meant to go in a vacuum cleaner.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I thought it was meant to go in a vacuum cleaner....."

Imagine the suction on a Dyson

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a keen proclivity for sticking mine out through my letter box whenever I’m expecting an Amazon delivery

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread