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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

Just for fan, write a short letter to Santa about anything you wish to bring you or bring someone else on this thread. He does accept multiple letters/requests as long as you don't get too greedy. And please don't upset anyone if your letter is a request for someone else

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Santa,

Would you be kind enough to bring me a top of the range Bissell carpet cleaner this year?

As you may recall, last year you managed to walk reindeer shit all over my lovely cream carpet - the resulting stains which I never managed to get out!

PS. I’ve left a shit scoop out for you instead of any mince pies this year and don’t expect any more sodding carrots for your bloody animals; I’ve seen the results!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Dear Santa,

Would you be kind enough to bring me a top of the range Bissell carpet cleaner this year?

As you may recall, last year you managed to walk reindeer shit all over my lovely cream carpet - the resulting stains which I never managed to get out!

PS. I’ve left a shit scoop out for you instead of any mince pies this year and don’t expect any more sodding carrots for your bloody animals; I’ve seen the results! "

Hahaha

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dear Santa,

Can you make me a real girl? I'd be ever so grateful.

(There's a blowjob in it for you, or if you prefer, we could do it reindeer style)

Yours

D

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Dear Santa,

Can you make me a real girl? I'd be ever so grateful.

(There's a blowjob in it for you, or if you prefer, we could do it reindeer style)

Yours

D"

PS - if you can do this for me, could I ask if Mrs C is bi, at all?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dear Santa

Dont even try it. I'm armed, the dogs are roaming free. Fuck around and find out, you big jolly prick.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Dear Santa,

Would you kindly bring me some lovely ladies who's breasts I can fondle.

And some books.

Thanks

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

Would you kindly bring me some lovely ladies who's breasts I can fondle.

And some books.

Thanks

Mrs "

Don’t have boobs well real ones

But can help on the books if it’s ebooks

Moon reader oceanofpdf epub injoy the free ebooks for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa can you bring me cuddles thanks

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Dear Santa can you bring me cuddles thanks "

Hopefully you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa, can you help me stretch the rest of the month before the money runs out.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Dear Santa

Dont even try it. I'm armed, the dogs are roaming free. Fuck around and find out, you big jolly prick. "

Can I fuck around and find out ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Father Christmas.

This year I’d like to find red head and a blonde, and a brunette in my bed Christmas Eve.

I promise to be good.

*that last bit was a message for the ladies you bring.

Oh and a sound bar for my TV.

Ta.

Woody

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dear Santa

All I want for Christmas is you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa,

Every year you have the perfect opportunity to take a few people out, please ensure that this year you make the most of this.

PS. I have a list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

Every year you have the perfect opportunity to take a few people out, please ensure that this year you make the most of this.

PS. I have a list.

"

To Nando’s!? You mean taken out to Nando’s right???

Right??

Can anyone know this meme?? Please?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Dear Santa

I know we were caught last year but i do hope this year we can once again kiss under the Christmas tree.

See you soon

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

Would you be kind enough to bring me a top of the range Bissell carpet cleaner this year?

As you may recall, last year you managed to walk reindeer shit all over my lovely cream carpet - the resulting stains which I never managed to get out!

PS. I’ve left a shit scoop out for you instead of any mince pies this year and don’t expect any more sodding carrots for your bloody animals; I’ve seen the results! "

Very funny

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