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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I woke up this morning I had a bit of a front garden...a back garden...and a veggie patch....diggers and drain engineers turned up at 9ish....now have a bombsite of a front garden, my white picket fence got turned into kindling....back garden looks like the somme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww have a hug xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull yourself together man, it's just a garden (or was).

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

I'll lend you a hankie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwww stu, never mind we could hire it out as an assault course for keep/get fitters... especially after christmas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig) "

Look on the brightside.....all that bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)

Look on the brightside.....all that bacon"

he too old and gristly....so not even sausages to look forward to ... he been like family since the day he tried to kill me.....lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Look on the brightside.....all that bacon"

Ello Jane errr nice pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig) "

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

can't anyone adopt Pumfrey for a few months?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

can't anyone adopt Pumfrey for a few months?????"

tried neighbours...all my farmer contacts...animal welfare even petting zoos...too big for the zoos...and no one else can take him for long enough, or even permanently....need to gird up my loins (calm down view....calm down) and make the call tomorrow

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

you poor lamb

You can share my window box if it helps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just got rid of one pig dont want another.... joking aside there a farm park at ayr have u tried them??xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you poor lamb

You can share my window box if it helps x "

lol...he not a lamb.....the sheep are sorted....pumfrey a humungus great pig :p will fall off ur window box and crush passers by....but ta for the offer...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try the speckled hen place at tealing, they have loads of animals.

what about camperdown, they have animals also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"try the speckled hen place at tealing, they have loads of animals.

what about camperdown, they have animals also"

tried them all inverness down to borders.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww bless you really do seem to be having a bad time of it.

It never bloody rains but it pours. And so close to Christmas.

Here's a big cwtch (hug) from sunny Wales

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Awwww no, you can't have him put down. Thats such a shame, pity I don't live closer, I have a big garden and a shed he could live with me for a while if you did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

can't anyone adopt Pumfrey for a few months?????"

Ah just eat the fecker, that's why God made animals out of food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw Honey I'm soooo sorry to hear about Pumfrey, hugs to you and him from me xxx Raz xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

knackery coming to fetch him today

am devestated

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"When I woke up this morning I had a bit of a front garden...a back garden...and a veggie patch....diggers and drain engineers turned up at 9ish....now have a bombsite of a front garden, my white picket fence got turned into kindling....back garden looks like the somme

"

John Denver nicked this off David Mallett. It's an auld hippy singalong.

The original version is better. It's on youtube somewhere.

The Garden Song.

Inch by inch, row by row

Gonna make this garden grow

All it takes is a rake and a hoe

And a piece of fertile ground

Inch by inch, row by row

Someone bless these seeds I sow

Someone warm them from below

'Til the rain comes tumbling down

............ and much more

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"knackery coming to fetch him today

am devestated"

You'll know better than most that it's part of the cycle of life. Still, it can't be an easy day for you.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"knackery coming to fetch him today

am devestated"

The consolation Stu, you've given him a good life.

Big hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grrrr....

jesus paedophiles get meals and accomodation at my tax paying expense..

would rather have accomodated pumphrey in a deluxe room at one devonshire gardns ( fabby hotel in glasgow for the southeners )....

RIP Pumphrey xxx

and no offence pumpfrey putting you in the same sentance as paedophiles... you of far superior character xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all your mesages of support in my hour of crisis and need.....he turned out to be the terminator of the pig world......I shouilda known what was gonna happen when the knacker said he'd never seen a pig that big in all his years in the farming world!!!!!

6 shots to the head only managed to irritate the pig.....could almost hear it say "Hasta La Vista...I'll be back" as it tried to smash the fence down to get outta the garden.....it eventually walked back to his pig sty to go back to bed......3 more head shots to finish it.......was furious....but in a sick and twisted way....made me smile........no way he was going without a fight.....that's my boy

PS

Knackery now worried I'm gonna sue them....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you were pig sick huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet you were pig sick huh? "

If it wasn't so traumatic...i'd have laughed......the knacker firing away like a trigger happy cowboy..he gettin' greener gills by the minute.....really didn't know how to deal with my mutant pig......never taken more than one shot before in his life apparently....and he has a good reputation in farming community so no reason to doubt him.....my mutant cyborg pig gonna haunt his dreams for many years to come...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, Bacon Sandwich went out fighting huh? Good for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, Bacon Sandwich went out fighting huh? Good for him. "

That's my boy

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