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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago

Bit of fun say what you would do like to do with the person above for a night of fun

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

Rub baby oil all over him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Rub baby oil all over him "

Kiss the tops of her thighs and tease her pussy till she drips

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Rub baby oil all over him "

Supply her with baby oil at £1 a bottle I could buy a new car but the end of the night. Xxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
41 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Get out the Uno cards and a giant bag of crisps

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though.

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Rub baby oil all over him

Kiss the tops of her thighs and tease her pussy till she drips"

* reminds me to add some Tena Ladies to my shopping list!*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Get out the Uno cards and a giant bag of crisps"

Find out where the cucumber went

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though."

Mind meld on the shores of Titan's methane lakes. My mind to your mind... (shouldn't take too long, I've not much of a mind to speak of )

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though.

Mind meld on the shores of Titan's methane lakes. My mind to your mind... (shouldn't take too long, I've not much of a mind to speak of )"

Study OS maps for countryside walks

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though."

A whole night?

You're taking the piss when the Christmas movie's are now on tv!

Be lucky to get 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Get out the Uno cards and a giant bag of crisps"

Yes please, but hold on what flavour and do you allow pick up 4 to be placed in another pick up 4? Xx

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though.

Mind meld on the shores of Titan's methane lakes. My mind to your mind... (shouldn't take too long, I've not much of a mind to speak of )"

Would you like me to take my true form?

It can be a bit overwhelming for humans xx

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By *winging NutsMan
41 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Add an 'M' to her profile name and carry out that action in the bedroom!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Add an 'M' to her profile name and carry out that action in the bedroom! "

Go for a night out in a gay quarter and he can be my photo-bitch for the night whilst he desperately tries to escape

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though.

A whole night?

You're taking the piss when the Christmas movie's are now on tv!

Be lucky to get 10 mins "

That's OK - where I come from, we can make 10 minutes last for Eternity.

Your lube or mine? xx

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Play srip poker

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Play srip poker "

Hello BumBums xxxx

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By *rispyDuckMan
41 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Do crack!

Oops I meant ‘learn maths’ hahaha pmsl

Damn autocorrect I don’t know what’s got into it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though.

Mind meld on the shores of Titan's methane lakes. My mind to your mind... (shouldn't take too long, I've not much of a mind to speak of )

Would you like me to take my true form?

It can be a bit overwhelming for humans xx"

You're assuming I'm human...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Do crack!

Oops I meant ‘learn maths’ hahaha pmsl

Damn autocorrect I don’t know what’s got into it "

Learn meth.

Oops, I meant fuck like rabbits - damned autocorrect...

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do crack!

Oops I meant ‘learn maths’ hahaha pmsl

Damn autocorrect I don’t know what’s got into it

Learn meth.

Oops, I meant fuck like rabbits - damned autocorrect..."

Ride the number 21 bus pulling moonies out the back window.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Do crack!

Oops I meant ‘learn maths’ hahaha pmsl

Damn autocorrect I don’t know what’s got into it

Learn meth.

Oops, I meant fuck like rabbits - damned autocorrect...

Ride the number 21 bus pulling moonies out the back window. "

Write "number 21 bus" on his penis with a Sharpie...

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Tbh, I'd probably try to chuck Munch and Builder out for a night with Boo.

Could negotiate around a foursome though.

Mind meld on the shores of Titan's methane lakes. My mind to your mind... (shouldn't take too long, I've not much of a mind to speak of )

Would you like me to take my true form?

It can be a bit overwhelming for humans xx

You're assuming I'm human... "

3 metre tall, 8 cocks, 14 pussies, and 3 swishy tails of green hue I shall be then.

Might leave the pear tree and the partridge home on Arcturus though. They get tired this time of (Earth) year xx

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Do crack!

Oops I meant ‘learn maths’ hahaha pmsl

Damn autocorrect I don’t know what’s got into it

Learn meth.

Oops, I meant fuck like rabbits - damned autocorrect...

Ride the number 21 bus pulling moonies out the back window. "

Tie him up, gag him and bugger off out all night

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Definitely have you dance for us then blindfold you tease you an have our saucy way with you xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do crack!

Oops I meant ‘learn maths’ hahaha pmsl

Damn autocorrect I don’t know what’s got into it

Learn meth.

Oops, I meant fuck like rabbits - damned autocorrect...

Ride the number 21 bus pulling moonies out the back window.

Tie him up, gag him and bugger off out all night "

Not again.

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Definitely have you dance for us then blindfold you tease you an have our saucy way with you xx"

Dance for you with a blindfold on.

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over


"Definitely have you dance for us then blindfold you tease you an have our saucy way with you xx

Dance for you with a blindfold on. "

Redecorate his mum's spare room. Must be time for a refresh

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Definitely have you dance for us then blindfold you tease you an have our saucy way with you xx

Dance for you with a blindfold on.

Redecorate his mum's spare room. Must be time for a refresh "

Go and get some fabulous wallpaper with him for the redecoration and see just what it takes to get thrown out of B&Q

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By *elshcouple18Couple
41 weeks ago

Cardiff

Take her to the nearest recycling centre and drop those fake plastic boobs off..

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over


"Definitely have you dance for us then blindfold you tease you an have our saucy way with you xx

Dance for you with a blindfold on.

Redecorate his mum's spare room. Must be time for a refresh

Go and get some fabulous wallpaper with him for the redecoration and see just what it takes to get thrown out of B&Q "

Lol, I can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Watch the emoji movie

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Ghost walk

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Watch the emoji movie "

Spend a night untangling tinsel

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Play with his bow

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By *StepsAheadMan
41 weeks ago

Lancs

Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha"

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)"

Spend a night down the laundrette

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By *StepsAheadMan
41 weeks ago

Lancs


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)"

Haha il pass thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Play scrabble

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By *affron40Woman
41 weeks ago

manchester

Knitting

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

Haha il pass thankyou "

Walk 2stepsbehind him

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By *ikaCoupleCouple
41 weeks ago

Runcorn


"Knitting"

Play a game of poker

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Knitting"

Scumbag!!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Knitting

Scumbag!!"

Well you say no weirdos do that's me out

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Knitting

Scumbag!!"

Go to a knitting class so he can be trained whilst I shout encouragement and abuse in the best possible taste

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Knitting

Scumbag!!"

Cause drama on a night out

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By *ustamanMan
41 weeks ago

weymouth

Scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Knitting

Scumbag!!

Cause drama on a night out "

Add to the escalating drama after a couple of rums too many

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Knitting

Scumbag!!

Cause drama on a night out "

Spend the evening exchanging sarcasm before playing naked twister lol

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

A night out getting absolutely wankered ha ha

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By *annybrowneyesMan
41 weeks ago

paddock wood


"A night out getting absolutely wankered ha ha "

Kissing, lots and lots of kissing...

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

Haha il pass thankyou

Walk 2stepsbehind him "

Yeah...I know I'm cheating, and I'll delete if too much:

The longest, softest kisses on her neck and lips, cupping Nic's face, bodies feeling the rising and lowering of breath, full of anticipation.

Slowly undress her, kissing and sucking her boobs and nipples, kissing her tummy.

Moving onto the bed, more kisses and touch, gentle biting, running my fingers through her hair, bodies preparing for love-making, looking into eyes, building rhythm, responding to cues, hands entwined, backs arched, building to a breathless orgasm.

Or, maybe just a cup of tea and a blowie.

I do like a nice cuppa .

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"A night out getting absolutely wankered ha ha "

I'm absolutely game for that !!

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

Haha il pass thankyou

Walk 2stepsbehind him

Yeah...I know I'm cheating, and I'll delete if too much:

The longest, softest kisses on her neck and lips, cupping Nic's face, bodies feeling the rising and lowering of breath, full of anticipation.

Slowly undress her, kissing and sucking her boobs and nipples, kissing her tummy.

Moving onto the bed, more kisses and touch, gentle biting, running my fingers through her hair, bodies preparing for love-making, looking into eyes, building rhythm, responding to cues, hands entwined, backs arched, building to a breathless orgasm.

Or, maybe just a cup of tea and a blowie.

I do like a nice cuppa ."

Cup of tea and a nice waffle

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"A night out getting absolutely wankered ha ha

I'm absolutely game for that !! "

A night on the toon

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

Haha il pass thankyou

Walk 2stepsbehind him

Yeah...I know I'm cheating, and I'll delete if too much:

The longest, softest kisses on her neck and lips, cupping Nic's face, bodies feeling the rising and lowering of breath, full of anticipation.

Slowly undress her, kissing and sucking her boobs and nipples, kissing her tummy.

Moving onto the bed, more kisses and touch, gentle biting, running my fingers through her hair, bodies preparing for love-making, looking into eyes, building rhythm, responding to cues, hands entwined, backs arched, building to a breathless orgasm.

Or, maybe just a cup of tea and a blowie.

I do like a nice cuppa .

Cup of tea and a nice waffle"

Can I have coffee instead please

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

Haha il pass thankyou

Walk 2stepsbehind him

Yeah...I know I'm cheating, and I'll delete if too much:

The longest, softest kisses on her neck and lips, cupping Nic's face, bodies feeling the rising and lowering of breath, full of anticipation.

Slowly undress her, kissing and sucking her boobs and nipples, kissing her tummy.

Moving onto the bed, more kisses and touch, gentle biting, running my fingers through her hair, bodies preparing for love-making, looking into eyes, building rhythm, responding to cues, hands entwined, backs arched, building to a breathless orgasm.

Or, maybe just a cup of tea and a blowie.

I do like a nice cuppa .

Cup of tea and a nice waffle"

Blue?

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha

See how he likes it…. And go in dry

(Sorry)

Haha il pass thankyou

Walk 2stepsbehind him

Yeah...I know I'm cheating, and I'll delete if too much:

The longest, softest kisses on her neck and lips, cupping Nic's face, bodies feeling the rising and lowering of breath, full of anticipation.

Slowly undress her, kissing and sucking her boobs and nipples, kissing her tummy.

Moving onto the bed, more kisses and touch, gentle biting, running my fingers through her hair, bodies preparing for love-making, looking into eyes, building rhythm, responding to cues, hands entwined, backs arched, building to a breathless orgasm.

Or, maybe just a cup of tea and a blowie.

I do like a nice cuppa .

Cup of tea and a nice waffle

Blue? "

Always

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
41 weeks ago

ashford

Go dancing x

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over


"Go dancing x"

Enjou a picnic in her garden. I understand is very nice

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

Pick up women...

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"A night out getting absolutely wankered ha ha

I'm absolutely game for that !!

A night on the toon"

Let's do it ! Boo , you in ??

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By *ishStrikeCouple
41 weeks ago

tooting

Do a nice big poo

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By *yesgreenMan
41 weeks ago

north and south


"Do a nice big poo "
Fun and people tooting lol

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do a nice big poo "

Flush, then do a solidarity friendship poo too .

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Photo/video session (but not if they are meeting Krampus for the big poo).

Gbat

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Do a nice big poo "

Charming!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Do a nice big poo

Charming!!! lol"

Ask mrs to paint my nails hers are pretty

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By *aige_TurningTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Oxford

Get pegged by her strap on

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

Oversee the nail painting

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Oversee the nail painting "

Share the pineapple

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Get that pineapple out of his urethra.

Gbat

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Oversee the nail painting

Share the pineapple "

Chemistry lesson.

Gbat

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"Give it her rough and hard, it's just the mood I'm in haha"
no thanks

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat "

Evening picnicking on the Blankets sounds good

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat "

it wasn’t about you it was a comment someone made earlier that they would give it to me hard & rough & I answered no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat it wasn’t about you it was a comment someone made earlier that they would give it to me hard & rough & I answered no thanks "

Ask to see how that dress is put on and taken off

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Asks if he knows what _bat means and can he tell me

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat it wasn’t about you it was a comment someone made earlier that they would give it to me hard & rough & I answered no thanks

Ask to see how that dress is put on and taken off "

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By *d4fun73Man
41 weeks ago

Shipley


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat it wasn’t about you it was a comment someone made earlier that they would give it to me hard & rough & I answered no thanks

Ask to see how that dress is put on and taken off "

That would be nice sadly you're not next door!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat it wasn’t about you it was a comment someone made earlier that they would give it to me hard & rough & I answered no thanks

Ask to see how that dress is put on and taken off "

Yes please … popcorn and nibbles in bed ..while we watch a Christmas movie… ‘it’s the season after all

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat "

I don’t need you inboxing me telling me what to do thanks

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By *ddkkk91Man
41 weeks ago

fife


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat I don’t need you inboxing me telling me what to do thanks "

Feed each other ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Safe to say _bat is fucking this thread right now

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Spend hours explaining what one above means

Gbat I don’t need you inboxing me telling me what to do thanks

Feed each other ice cream "

A few pints

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

Helping with nail painting

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By *ddkkk91Man
41 weeks ago

fife


"Meet him for a nice walk but dont make it out the car "

Walk and defo a "chat" in a car

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Let him choose the colour

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By *batMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Untangle her tinsel.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Meet him for a nice walk but dont make it out the car

Walk and defo a "chat" in a car "

"Chat" for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Meet him for a nice walk but dont make it out the car

Walk and defo a "chat" in a car

"Chat" for hours "

Chatting with steamy windows

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By *d4fun73Man
41 weeks ago

Shipley


"Let him choose the colour "

A nice cosy drink and chat in a pub..

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork


"Let him choose the colour "
I'd be OK with picking colour... He can make the first move

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Let him choose the colour I'd be OK with picking colour... He can make the first move "

Check to see if he has a thong on at least. Chop the pineapple in bits with a sword, springle liberally onto pizza (yep you read that right). Ask him to crack the beers open and have a chat whilst we both look who's local on Fab.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Let him choose the colour I'd be OK with picking colour... He can make the first move "

Whilst they're bickering over which shade of leopard print is best, I'll tie their laces together

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Play with her titz

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Play with her titz "

You'll need some help there FFS

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

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By *rispyDuckMan
41 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Few drinks at the Wetherspoons & heading for the karaoke bar

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By *heekyDemandCouple
41 weeks ago

Leicester


"Few drinks at the Wetherspoons & heading for the karaoke bar "

Dragged kicking and screaming into a private room in a club, an hour later exit with a huge grin and an empty sack

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By *oubletroubleCouple
41 weeks ago

South West

Everything

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By *ullman2211Man
41 weeks ago

hull


"Everything "

Head between them boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Decorate his balls

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Decorate his balls "

Rearrange her underwear drawer.

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Decorate his balls "

I’m not sure but it will be toogoodtobetrue.

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By *ullman2211Man
41 weeks ago

hull


"Decorate his balls "

Be my guest

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Decorate his balls

Rearrange her underwear drawer. "

Put my blue pants on.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Decorate his balls

I’m not sure but it will be toogoodtobetrue. "

Hello stranger

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By *ddkkk91Man
41 weeks ago

fife


"Decorate his balls

I’m not sure but it will be toogoodtobetrue.

Hello stranger "

Whisper somethings in her ear

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over


"Decorate his balls

I’m not sure but it will be toogoodtobetrue.

Hello stranger

Whisper somethings in her ear"

Go out for some haggis

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By *isge BeathaWoman
41 weeks ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Decorate his balls

I’m not sure but it will be toogoodtobetrue.

Hello stranger

Whisper somethings in her ear"

Drink copious amounts of whisky!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Decorate his balls

I’m not sure but it will be toogoodtobetrue.

Hello stranger

Whisper somethings in her ear

Drink copious amounts of whisky! "

Discussing clubs and the adventures

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Check he has no loose fuses on tjose lights

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
41 weeks ago

york

Many many things, leaving with no regrets

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Many many things, leaving with no regrets"

Many, many things, so that he does leave with regrets

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Many many things, leaving with no regrets

Many, many things, so that he does leave with regrets "

Even more things, so that I leave with regrets...

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By *midnight-Woman
41 weeks ago

...

I'd give those mince pies a right treat!

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'd give those mince pies a right treat! "

Cuddle up under the stars.

.

.

Then fuck each others brains out.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Get her to teach me her beautiful poses for her pics

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By *dareyoutoMan
41 weeks ago

Hull

I don’t know but it would be naughty

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By *ddkkk91Man
41 weeks ago

fife


"I don’t know but it would be naughty "

Hit the gym

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By *odevilWoman
41 weeks ago

exeter


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym"

LICK

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By *harlieadventurerMan
41 weeks ago

Abingdon

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By *iddlesticksMan
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK"

Naked oil wrestle.

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By *odevilWoman
41 weeks ago

exeter


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle. "

(You'd lose)

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
41 weeks ago

chichester


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle. "

Get him to cosplay as dynamo from the running man

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By *dareyoutoMan
41 weeks ago

Hull


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)"

Want to try

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By *ddkkk91Man
41 weeks ago

fife


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try "

Make a big oil wrestle ring

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Make a big oil wrestle ring "

Join him and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Bottle of Jack, and S&M 1, then 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch "

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol "

Perv in the background

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background "

Smack his bum

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By *acebsCouple
41 weeks ago

Bradford/Shipley


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum "

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By *LScotCouple (MM)
41 weeks ago

Glasgow, London


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum "

There were 4 in the bed…

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum

There were 4 in the bed… "

Now that sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Oiled up naked twister

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By *LScotCouple (MM)
41 weeks ago

Glasgow, London


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum

There were 4 in the bed…

Now that sounds delightful "

Shame you’re so far away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

Peg you

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum

There were 4 in the bed…

Now that sounds delightful

Shame you’re so far away lol "

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum

There were 4 in the bed…

Now that sounds delightful

Shame you’re so far away lol "

If only I'd known you when I was in Glasgow last month!! ..

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"I don’t know but it would be naughty

Hit the gym

LICK

Naked oil wrestle.

Peg you

(You'd lose)

Want to try

Let her sit on my face x

Make a big oil wrestle ring

Join him and watch

Get cheer leading outfits on for the wrestling lol

Perv in the background

Smack his bum

There were 4 in the bed…

Now that sounds delightful

Shame you’re so far away lol "

Peg you

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Play Scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Play Scrabble"

Monopoly

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly "

Hungry hippos

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly "

Always causes arguments… let’s play charades instead

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Cocktails and dancing

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly "

Battleship

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly "

To prove he is wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly

Hungry hippos"

Are you aggressive style or slow & steady wins the hippo race?

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By *hortishblondeWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Cocktails and dancing "

Joins im with the cocktails and dancing

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By *ax6593Man
41 weeks ago

south shields

Yea please

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cocktails and dancing

Joins im with the cocktails and dancing "

Bring them both cocktails

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Joins in with the cocktails and dancing "

Post-cocktails, post-dancing, can we have a big open log fire, some fluffy sheepskin rugs, and a nice bottle of red wine? Clothing optional.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dammit. I took so long to type that now I’ve missed people out. Sorry guys. Drink?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

Mostly apologising for being a cretin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Joins in with the cocktails and dancing

Post-cocktails, post-dancing, can we have a big open log fire, some fluffy sheepskin rugs, and a nice bottle of red wine? Clothing optional."

A 4 pack of beer!!! On a bench.

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly

Hungry hippos

Are you aggressive style or slow & steady wins the hippo race? "

Can't give away my Hungry Hippos technique , I'm sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Joins in with the cocktails and dancing

Post-cocktails, post-dancing, can we have a big open log fire, some fluffy sheepskin rugs, and a nice bottle of red wine? Clothing optional."

We sure can lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Is lager a cocktail?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
41 weeks ago

London


"Is lager a cocktail? "

As you're straight Lager cocktails it is.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Is lager a cocktail? "

Only if you mix it with cider to make snakebite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I remember demonstrating this to a pretty redhead I was in a band with. Only time I ever saw her smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly

Hungry hippos

Are you aggressive style or slow & steady wins the hippo race?

Can't give away my Hungry Hippos technique , I'm sorry! "

Show me instead? I’ll bring the game

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly

Hungry hippos

Are you aggressive style or slow & steady wins the hippo race?

Can't give away my Hungry Hippos technique , I'm sorry!

Show me instead? I’ll bring the game "

Yes please

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By *erfectGent100Man
41 weeks ago

Reading

Crikey…..oh yes!

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By *ima7893Man
41 weeks ago

Cardiff

Have a pint x

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly

Hungry hippos

Are you aggressive style or slow & steady wins the hippo race?

Can't give away my Hungry Hippos technique , I'm sorry!

Show me instead? I’ll bring the game

Yes please

"

Your schedule is busy

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Play Scrabble

Monopoly

Hungry hippos

Are you aggressive style or slow & steady wins the hippo race?

Can't give away my Hungry Hippos technique , I'm sorry!

Show me instead? I’ll bring the game

Yes please

Your schedule is busy "

Glass or two of wine

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By *elshcouple18Couple
41 weeks ago

Cardiff

Get the shaving foam out, and shave his chest!!

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Oops just too late again. Oh well, perhaps another time soon

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