FabSwingers.com forum: Useful items you should never be without

By *usman 199 OP Man
41 weeks ago

Stockport

WD 40

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Pepper spray

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Screwdrivers

Loo roll

Light bulbs (although I learnt from a sparky that actually they’re called lamps not bulbs)

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Toilet paper

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By *midnight-Woman
41 weeks ago

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Bottle opener

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By *orphia2003Woman
41 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

WD40, duct tape, black bags, loo roll, vaseline, swiss army knife (other brands available)

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By *2000ManMan
41 weeks ago

Worthing

Black sacks for bin and post xmas gatherings rubbish.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
41 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Decent key ring for car keys and house one that doesn’t fall apart

£1 token thing for supermarket trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Batteries and that impossibly small screwdriver to open most battery compartments

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
41 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Condoms

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By *ellhungvweMan
41 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Zip ties

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By *opinovMan
41 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Towel

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Amex card

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

My inhalers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A whoopee cushion

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By *artfordBlokeMan
41 weeks ago

Dartford

Always know where your towel is.

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By *eavilMan
41 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Sonic screwdriver

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Radiator bleed key

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By *itygamesMan
41 weeks ago

front door key

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By *ora the explorerWoman
41 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Wine

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By *ddie1966Man
41 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Gaffer tape, hammer and cable ties.

If you can't fix it with them, it can't be fixed.

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By *lam granWoman
41 weeks ago

falkirk

My cat.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
41 weeks ago

chichester

A dice

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Wine

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

Paper arse gasket things incase one needs to use public toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Keys. For many reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Paper arse gasket things incase one needs to use public toilets."

Butt plug?

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Thal

"Paper arse gasket things incase one needs to use public toilets.

Butt plug?"

Dangerous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"A whoopee cushion

Black Jacks and fruit salad?

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

A car

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A jar of five spice

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

A bottle opener

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Tube of lube

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By *aiseiMan
41 weeks ago

Birmingham

Lungs

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By *innamon!Woman
41 weeks ago

no matter

For me just my phone .I no longer carry money cards or handbag so phone isa necessity .

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By *taffsnewtwoCouple
41 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Tissues

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By *mf123Man
41 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Clippers

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"For me just my phone .I no longer carry money cards or handbag so phone isa necessity . "

Same here, haven't paid cash for anything in ages!

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

Pizza wheel

Tampons

Sudocream

Lighter for my candles

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By *mber SkiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

A safety pin

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By *ndycoinsMan
41 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Knife

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A flashlight, or possibly a fleshlight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

Allen keys

Tyre levers

Inner tubes

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Gaffer tape

Bin bags

Shovel

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By *agneto.Man
41 weeks ago

Bham

"Gaffer tape

Bin bags

Shovel"

Thought yours would have been a black Brioni suit.

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By *orny-DJMan
41 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Food. Oxygen

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By *winging NutsMan
41 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Strong beard or goatie wax now it is getting longer!

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By *winging NutsMan
41 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Gaffer tape

Bin bags

Shovel"

Thought the numbers had been thinning on FAB!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Gaffer tape

Bin bags

Shovel

Thought yours would have been a black Brioni suit. "

Good call.

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By *partansword78Man
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

a water tight alibi, and someone to help hide the body.

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By *ongandharderMan
41 weeks ago

Rotherham

Something lucky personal to u

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A pen knife

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By *uby StarCouple
41 weeks ago

Durham

A kettle. I always need a coffee to start the day.

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By *red333Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Shoe laces

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Debit card.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
41 weeks ago

Willenhall

Towel (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Has nobody said mobile phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

My nail file ha

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By *-a ronMan
41 weeks ago

London

"Pizza wheel

Tampons

Sudocream

Lighter for my candles "

Rule number 1, have accommodation

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
41 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Cane s. Riding crop s. Paddle. Harness. Xx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Wallet and watch.

The mr

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
41 weeks ago

Willenhall

"My nail file ha "

Are you Mrs. MacGyver?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
41 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Wallet and watch. "

You forgot your spectacles and testicles...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqXZ9YoRD50

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Amex card "

Bane of my life. So many places don't accept it!

Spare dog lead

Poo bags

Cash

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"Wallet and watch.

You forgot your spectacles and testicles...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqXZ9YoRD50

I’m not religious.

The mr

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