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"Can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe " lol | |||
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"I do love that one. “ you better treat her with respect” Why? What ya gonna do if I don’t? (Not that I would do of course) " Oh some people add “or you’ll have me to deal with” | |||
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"If you get the chance don't pass them by. J" This is my FAVOURITE. I obey it every time. | |||
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"I do love that one. “ you better treat her with respect” Why? What ya gonna do if I don’t? (Not that I would do of course) Oh some people add “or you’ll have me to deal with” "Oh bugger, I’ve never seen that one yet. I better treat her with respect then, lest I incur the wrath of a randomer from the interweb. | |||
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"She has no hair anywhere beware "Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen. | |||
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"She has no hair anywhere beware
Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen. "lol omg teeth  | |||
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming " Henry's suck better | |||
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"She has no hair anywhere beware
Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen. "Prove it! | |||
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"Hands off he/she's mine" this is a common one | |||
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"I thought we weren't supposed to make fun of the way people write?" We’re not supposed to do lots,,, grey areas and all that. | |||
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"I just use ChatGTP for all my future verifications." an App? | |||
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"Had an adequate fanny" Someone said that?! | |||
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"I thought we weren't supposed to make fun of the way people write? We’re not supposed to do lots,,, grey areas and all that. " I think it's pretty distasteful and hypocritical. If it's about spelling, everyone has a disability (which I agree is a safe, charitable assumption). If it's about verifications, people let it rip. Some people don't write as well as others. | |||
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not?" It is some people eh | |||
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not?" And verifications aren't written? News to me | |||
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not? And verifications aren't written? News to me" Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it | |||
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not? And verifications aren't written? News to me Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it " It's a free country. I think it's the height of hypocrisy - given the norms around spelling and grammar not being criticised - and outrageously petty. I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can. | |||
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not? And verifications aren't written? News to me Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it It's a free country. I think it's the height of hypocrisy - given the norms around spelling and grammar not being criticised - and outrageously petty. I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can." What!!?? It’s a thread about funny veris. I can’t deal. Crack on | |||
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not? And verifications aren't written? News to me Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it It's a free country. I think it's the height of hypocrisy - given the norms around spelling and grammar not being criticised - and outrageously petty. I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can. What!!?? It’s a thread about funny veris. I can’t deal. Crack on " It's a thread making fun of people who say things that you find silly. | |||
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"I….. …. I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can." I actually see your point here! But it doesn’t make it any less funny when you read them. It’s like the ‘sucks like a Dyson!’ It’s so cliche it’s somehow become a parody of itssself and people are playing along. But I think you’re comparing oranges and apples. We are not calling or ridiculing, it’s kind of laughing along. I’m sure I’ve written so my thing in the past that the recipient cringed at. But hey ho, how many times can I reword, “”I’d bang her given the chance?!?”” | |||
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"I….. …. I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can. I actually see your point here! But it doesn’t make it any less funny when you read them. It’s like the ‘sucks like a Dyson!’ It’s so cliche it’s somehow become a parody of itssself and people are playing along. But I think you’re comparing oranges and apples. We are not calling or ridiculing, it’s kind of laughing along. I’m sure I’ve written so my thing in the past that the recipient cringed at. But hey ho, how many times can I reword, “”I’d bang her given the chance?!?”” "Thank you wuddy so eloquently put | |||
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"Had an adequate fanny Someone said that?!
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"Had an adequate fanny Someone said that?!
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What on earth does that mean ?
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"I….. …. I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can. I actually see your point here! But it doesn’t make it any less funny when you read them. It’s like the ‘sucks like a Dyson!’ It’s so cliche it’s somehow become a parody of itssself and people are playing along. But I think you’re comparing oranges and apples. We are not calling or ridiculing, it’s kind of laughing along. I’m sure I’ve written so my thing in the past that the recipient cringed at. But hey ho, how many times can I reword, “”I’d bang her given the chance?!?”” "I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, particularly when it's difficult to distinguish from bullying. I'm a professional writer. If I talked about everything I found funny with writing here (in either a relatable way or a mean "rewrite that incomprehensible garbage" way) I'd not have time to sleep or shit. And it'd be pretty fucking cruel. | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….." Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? " I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others." I think you need sex. | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. I think you need sex." If sex turns you into someone who feels the need to make fun of others, then I hope I never have it again. | |||
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"Well this thread went well didn't it. "lol yes it did | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? " Its not worth it wuddy leave it, guess some people just don't see the funny side its life | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. I think you need sex. If sex turns you into someone who feels the need to make fun of others, then I hope I never have it again." I think you're losing the perspective that most, if not all the people on here are generalising about funny verifications they have seen. There is no singling out, bullying, harassing or piss taking of individuals. | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others." Prove it! | |||
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"Treat them with respect "Oh I think have one of these. Do we hide them? I find it wierder when people need to give all the details of what they've done in graphic detail. Or keep repeat verifying everytime they do meet up. But each to there own and all that  | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. I think you need sex. If sex turns you into someone who feels the need to make fun of others, then I hope I never have it again. I think you're losing the perspective that most, if not all the people on here are generalising about funny verifications they have seen. There is no singling out, bullying, harassing or piss taking of individuals. " And those who have written such verifications may feel belittled by this thread. | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. Prove it! "Games, sports, television, literature, photo challenges on Fab, fucking... all things that can be done without mockery. | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. Prove it!
Games, sports, television, literature, photo challenges on Fab, fucking... all things that can be done without mockery. "But you’re in here… the conversation is about funny repeated cliched verifications we see. IT’s observation humour. !!!! It would be weird if a said “who likes darts? I’m shooting for a 69 to finish!” It’s funny, but it’s out of place. A bit like a complaint that people on fab are having fun and enjoying themselves! have a fab night. X | |||
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees. Tbf this does happen " oh yes it does | |||
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming " • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. | |||
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees. Tbf this does happen oh yes it does "I now reckon they just do it for verification saying it... FOMO | |||
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees. Tbf this does happen oh yes it does
I now reckon they just do it for verification saying it... FOMO"nope ive experienced this but i would never give a veri stating it thats ungentlemanly | |||
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees. Tbf this does happen oh yes it does
I now reckon they just do it for verification saying it... FOMOnope ive experienced this but i would never give a veri stating it thats ungentlemanly "I don't do veris anyway... But it was tongue and cheeks | |||
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass."
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. ·
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. ·
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. ·
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. ·
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Just wipe the SMEG™ off his cock first. "Bosch!!! - Nero plays a blinder | |||
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"Christ on a Christmas Tree! How can ANYONE be offended by this thread??? " Has the popcorn ran out! Jeez call the fun police. | |||
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"Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen. Love the look Faith xxx you’re gorgeous xxx Messaging on here as you’ve filtered out all tvs so no reply needed xxx hugs Alice xx " Let me check my filters - that wasn’t my intention. Only single guys are meant to be filtered out. Also, thank you x | |||
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"Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen. Love the look Faith xxx you’re gorgeous xxx Messaging on here as you’ve filtered out all tvs so no reply needed xxx hugs Alice xx Let me check my filters - that wasn’t my intention. Only single guys are meant to be filtered out. Also, thank you x" Sorted x | |||
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"I….. …. ……… ….. I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….. Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future?? It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks…. And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles. And you don’t smile when you log in here? Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No? I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others." If you don't like the thread, why are you still participating, go and find another one to annoy people | |||
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"That's me screwed all my veris say treat her with respect "You didn’t write them | |||
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"That's me screwed all my veris say treat her with respect
You didn’t write them "Very true | |||
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"Got invited to a ganbang, this one sucked fucked and was fisted, spunked on and in, left her with a fanny like a dropped lasagne and a face like a plasterers radio. Treat her with respect guys. " Fuck me im crying with laughter after reading this one. | |||
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"Personally I prefer being treated with disrespect #nodegradationkinkhereiswear" right from the outset? | |||
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"Got invited to a ganbang, this one sucked fucked and was fisted, spunked on and in, left her with a fanny like a dropped lasagne and a face like a plasterers radio. Treat her with respect guys. " No kebab reference? I am disappointed | |||
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"Christ on a Christmas Tree! How can ANYONE be offended by this thread??? " Tis the modern way. | |||
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming • No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class. If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. ·
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"I just use ChatGTP for all my future verifications." Great idea! | |||
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FYI, I'm shit at writing veris so I don't bother. | |||
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"I actually do suck like a Dyson, and deserve all the respect in the world
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