FabSwingers.com forum: Snowballs

By *ackformore100 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town

Any thoughts on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Think they're ok. I'll be an Advocaat for them

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

My time to shine!!!!

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By *zeroMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow

Prefer empire biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Are we talking about the chocolate ones? Probably the biggest victim of shrinkflation over the last few years. £1.50 and you get like 10 in them

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Bastards when the scamps put stones in them before chuckin’ ‘em

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
48 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Big balls of snowflakes right?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
48 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Think they're ok. I'll be an Advocaat for them

See what you did there …..

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By *ris GrayMan
48 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Any thoughts on them? "
Warninks Advocaat?

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By *ddie1966Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Snow men have 2 unless they're a snow woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Chocolate oh yes spead over a good pussy yep .That's what talking about isn't or the ones you throw

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

It snowed last night....

8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.

8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.

8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.

8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.

8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.

8:22 - The Transgender

Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.

8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted....

Moral....

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I like to throw them at people and run away.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Bastards when the scamps put stones in them before chuckin’ ‘em"

Sorry. Won’t happen again.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"It snowed last night....

8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.

8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.

8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.

8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.

8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.

8:22 - The Transgender

Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.

8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted....

Moral....

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.

Haha that cheered me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Not as good as mini eggs!

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By *ddie1966Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"It snowed last night....

8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.

8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.

8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.

8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.

8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.

8:22 - The Transgender

Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.

8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted....

Moral....

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.

I absolutely love this response. A well deserved bump and I give it 11/10.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town

"It snowed last night....

8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.

8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.

8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.

8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.

8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.

8:22 - The Transgender

Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.

8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted....

Moral....

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.

#Good work

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"Any thoughts on them? "

I found one once. Felt sorry for it being out in the cold so brought it in to heat it up a bit. I nipped away to the loo and when I came back, it had pissed all over my floor and fucked off! Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"It snowed last night....

8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.

8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.

8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.

8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.

8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.

8:22 - The Transgender

Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.

8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted....

Moral....

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.

I absolutely love this response. A well deserved bump and I give it 11/10."

Thank You

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By *orthern StarsCouple
48 weeks ago

Durham

The drink?

The biscuit?

The sex act?

Or the actual snowball made of snow?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
48 weeks ago

Durham

"It snowed last night....

8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.

8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.

8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.

8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.

8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.

8:22 - The Transgender

Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.

8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted....

Moral....

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.

This is absolutely brilliant! I've just read it out to Mr, so funny and so true!

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