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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Than a squeaky bed?

Now don't get me wrong, a metal bed frame comes in vary handy for fastening points, but god damn it, why can't they make one thT doesn't squeek!!!!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
48 weeks ago

chichester

The squeaky stairs when you sneak down for midnight snacks

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"The squeaky stairs when you sneak down for midnight snacks "

You can mitigate that by trading on the outer edges (learned that off a film, and damn handy it is too), but squeaky beds.

Come on !

We can put spacecraft at the far edges of the galaxy but we can't invent a no squeek bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Handmade wooden bed barely squeaks and only occasionally needs tightening.

I ditched metal years back because they are the worst for noise.

Squeaky floorboards are a pain though. I had them all corrected before the carpets went down. I now have one on the landing almost ten years on. One! It's annoying.

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By *oo..Woman
48 weeks ago

Boo's World

I have a really heavy metal bed and it doesn't squeak at all

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Handmade wooden bed barely squeaks and only occasionally needs tightening.

I ditched metal years back because they are the worst for noise.

Squeaky floorboards are a pain though. I had them all corrected before the carpets went down. I now have one on the landing almost ten years on. One! It's annoying."

Oh, come on...

You haven't learned where that floor board is yet, so you can avoid it..

It sounds like an oak framed bed is the way to go though.

I'll take that on advisement.

Just going shopping now...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
48 weeks ago

Reading

A bed of nails would be worse. Or with crumbs!

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"I have a really heavy metal bed and it doesn't squeak at all "

Boo..

What you have is a Rack, and you know it.

Don't play the innocent..

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over

Lots of worse things but that is not good either

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Not having a bed

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"A bed of nails would be worse. Or with crumbs!"

I've been on a bed of nails.

Wonderworks on I Drive in Orlando...

Good fun actually.

Now, a bed of screws.....

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By *oo..Woman
48 weeks ago

Boo's World


"I have a really heavy metal bed and it doesn't squeak at all

Boo..

What you have is a Rack, and you know it.

Don't play the innocent.. "

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I have to inform you thats not my bed you're referring too....

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Than a squeaky bed?

Now don't get me wrong, a metal bed frame comes in vary handy for fastening points, but god damn it, why can't they make one thT doesn't squeek!!!! "

It is your springs in your mattress

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By *ottom charlieMan
48 weeks ago

washington


"Handmade wooden bed barely squeaks and only occasionally needs tightening.

I ditched metal years back because they are the worst for noise.

Squeaky floorboards are a pain though. I had them all corrected before the carpets went down. I now have one on the landing almost ten years on. One! It's annoying."

the squeaky floor boards are just joining in to annoy you after hearing you bang away on the squeaky bed

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By *ris GrayMan
48 weeks ago

Dorchester

Yes squeaky underpants

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Handmade wooden bed barely squeaks and only occasionally needs tightening.

I ditched metal years back because they are the worst for noise.

Squeaky floorboards are a pain though. I had them all corrected before the carpets went down. I now have one on the landing almost ten years on. One! It's annoying.

Oh, come on...

You haven't learned where that floor board is yet, so you can avoid it..

It sounds like an oak framed bed is the way to go though.

I'll take that on advisement.

Just going shopping now... "

Taurus Beds in London

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Not having a bed "

You mean "camping"

I have to admit, even when camping, I have some form of a bed.

And it still bloody squeaks!!!!

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Handmade wooden bed barely squeaks and only occasionally needs tightening.

I ditched metal years back because they are the worst for noise.

Squeaky floorboards are a pain though. I had them all corrected before the carpets went down. I now have one on the landing almost ten years on. One! It's annoying.

Oh, come on...

You haven't learned where that floor board is yet, so you can avoid it..

It sounds like an oak framed bed is the way to go though.

I'll take that on advisement.

Just going shopping now...

Taurus Beds in London

"

I'm thinking more B & Q.

Timber section and a box of screws..... ooo er missus..

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Soggy bread

Wet dressing gown sleeves

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By *ris GrayMan
48 weeks ago

Dorchester

Oh a soggy bed..... Not good

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By *ottom charlieMan
48 weeks ago

washington


"I have a really heavy metal bed and it doesn't squeak at all "
a good quality bed never squeaks its the cheap junk makes from sweden and the like that squeak and break easily

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By *ddie1966 OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Oh a soggy bed..... Not good "

Now I did consider a water bed and discarded it for just that thought.

Punctures etc....

That, and I get sea sick...

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By *ris GrayMan
48 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Oh a soggy bed..... Not good

Now I did consider a water bed and discarded it for just that thought.

Punctures etc....

That, and I get sea sick... "

Have you ever slept in a waterbed its very clammy and moves, very difficult to get out of also

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By *opinovMan
48 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Genocide probably.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"Than a squeaky bed?

Now don't get me wrong, a metal bed frame comes in vary handy for fastening points, but god damn it, why can't they make one thT doesn't squeek!!!! "

We had a squeaky metal bed frame for 15yrs. We treated ourselves to a new, much quieter upholstered frame when we moved house this year and by god! The difference!

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