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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *issMBWoman
42 weeks ago

North East England

Hello! I've had a fairly long "break" from Fab, but I'm back. And very pleased to be here again

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello! I've had a fairly long "break" from Fab, but I'm back. And very pleased to be here again "

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to MissHorn. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

I hope you are well?

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By *rLothbrokMan
42 weeks ago

Lancs

Good evening Brother Nero.

I’ve got my feet up with a whiskey after a rather busy week.

How are you?

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By *ACOLCouple
42 weeks ago

limerick

Hi all, long week indeed! Can the weekend please slow down.

Lina.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Brother Nero.

I’ve got my feet up with a whiskey after a rather busy week.

How are you? "

Gøød evening MrLôthbrôk! How many drams of the water of life have you sipped this evening?

I am well, thank you for asking!

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By *orny43sumCouple
42 weeks ago

merthyr

Hi from Wales

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hi *waves*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi all, long week indeed! Can the weekend please slow down.

Lina."

Evening felicitations to SÅCØL! Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. I've hit the pause button on the weekend!

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By *rLothbrokMan
42 weeks ago

Lancs


"Good evening Brother Nero.

I’ve got my feet up with a whiskey after a rather busy week.

How are you?

Gøød evening MrLôthbrôk! How many drams of the water of life have you sipped this evening?

I am well, thank you for asking!"

Just the 10 so far.

Glad to hear! Just to keep you in the loop, my interview was a resounding success. I’ll start my new job in the new year

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi from Wales"

horNy43suM — welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. How is Wales this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi *waves* "

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! I am waving back!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Brother Nero.

I’ve got my feet up with a whiskey after a rather busy week.

How are you?

Gøød evening MrLôthbrôk! How many drams of the water of life have you sipped this evening?

I am well, thank you for asking!

·

Just the 10 so far.

Glad to hear! Just to keep you in the loop, my interview was a resounding success. I’ll start my new job in the new year "

This is amazing news! Congratulations on your new job!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi *waves*

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! I am waving back! "

With your penis?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

Hello Nero x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi *waves*

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! I am waving back!

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With your penis? "

With my heinous penis!

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By *ACOLCouple
42 weeks ago

limerick


"Hi all, long week indeed! Can the weekend please slow down.

Lina.

Evening felicitations to SÅCØL! Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. I've hit the pause button on the weekend! "

Where do I get the button from? About to hit dream land, so basically weekend done

Lina.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero x"

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello Nero x

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!"

How are you?? I really must look you up next time I'm in London x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi *waves*

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! I am waving back!

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With your penis?

With my heinous penis! "

Ooh lovely

I’ve got Bert and Ernie to wave at you too then darling

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi all, long week indeed! Can the weekend please slow down.

Lina.

Evening felicitations to SÅCØL! Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. I've hit the pause button on the weekend!

·

Where do I get the button from? About to hit dream land, so basically weekend done

Lina."

The button is on loan from the Fab Sponsors. If you are heading to bed then I shall wish you a good night and peaceful slumber.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x"

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero x

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!

How are you?? I really must lick you up next time I'm in London x"

Lick me up?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nero x

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!

How are you?? I really must lick you up next time I'm in London x

Lick me up? "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi *waves*

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! I am waving back!

·

With your penis?

With my heinous penis!

·

Ooh lovely

I’ve got Bert and Ernie to wave at you too then darling "

One day I shall hang my shame on one of your nipples.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West

Hello Dear Neró,

Festive Nocturnal Friends.

.

.

Anyone else that's still up.

.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West


"Hi *waves* "

Hi

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi *waves*

Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! I am waving back!

·

With your penis?

With my heinous penis!

·

Ooh lovely

I’ve got Bert and Ernie to wave at you too then darling

One day I shall hang my shame on one of your nipples."

With your mouth?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi *waves*

Hi

"

Hi gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Good evening everyone

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today? "

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Dear Neró,

Festive Nocturnal Friends.

.

Anyone else that's still up.

.

"

My pocket rocket Sprockett²² ! We are all still up.

How is life in New Zealand?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

Blúe·Treblé — a very good evening! What news from your shores?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
42 weeks ago

Debauchery

Goooood eeeevening Nero!

I'm here because I'm actually still awake, gin d*unk and playing on cams and I fell through the nocturnal door because someone didn't shut it properly

*kisses under the mistletoe

Cherry x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft. "

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

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By *apidaryMan
42 weeks ago

Chipping Norton

Evening brothers & sisters; and good evening to those for whom my feelings are more amorous and less familial.

May your weekend be brighter than your name, Nero, and may your nocturnal be lively.

The discussions of whisky on another thread have steered me in the direction of the happy remnants of a 25 year old Speyside. I am happily addressing it; another few sips and it will start talking back.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more! "

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton


"Good evening everyone "

Hello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Goooood eeeevening Nero!

I'm here because I'm actually still awake, gin d*unk and playing on cams and I fell through the nocturnal door because someone didn't shut it properly

*kisses under the mistletoe

Cherry x "

Warmest wishes and evening felicitations, Çherry! Prey tell, what fine Gin is lacing your delectable lips this evening?

I've never been on cams.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Evening Nero, evening Noc folks.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello Nero x

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!

How are you?? I really must lick you up next time I'm in London x

Lick me up? "

Typo but bloody hell I didn't think I was that horrifying!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

Good evening, Nero. A hectic week has got us both absolutely shattered. The middle of today involved a trip to the GP out of hours for me. Then I was blown back on my wheels by the wind st the supermarket at it was pitch dark before 16:00. What a Saturday! Mr KC is going away for work tomorrow, so I shall be Home Alone - Lost and Incapable

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening brothers & sisters; and good evening to those for whom my feelings are more amorous and less familial.

May your weekend be brighter than your name, Nero, and may your nocturnal be lively.

The discussions of whisky on another thread have steered me in the direction of the happy remnants of a 25 year old Speyside. I am happily addressing it; another few sips and it will start talking back."

Låpidåry — it appears to be a veritable Whisky/Whiskey themed evening this weekend! Is there something in the Gaelic åir this evening? ²

I'm not a Whisky drinker. I did try Lagavulin once...very smokey and peat'y.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time."

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening Noc folks."

A very good evening to ÊsArKây! How are you this evening, young Sirrah?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero x

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!

How are you?? I really must lick you up next time I'm in London x

Lick me up?

Typo but bloody hell I didn't think I was that horrifying! "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! ••"

Ooh!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Nero,

I am out with a fellow fabist

Oh my

Love ya all

MrsAbz

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Evening Nero, evening Noc folks.

A very good evening to ÊsArKây! How are you this evening, young Sirrah? "

All good here, I thought I was being wolf whistled at earlier but it's just this drafty house.

How's your weekend been so far?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nero. A hectic week has got us both absolutely shattered. The middle of today involved a trip to the GP out of hours for me. Then I was blown back on my wheels by the wind st the supermarket at it was pitch dark before 16:00. What a Saturday! Mr KC is going away for work tomorrow, so I shall be Home Alone - Lost and Incapable "

Good ëvëning KC² my love I feel like it's been weeks since I last read your soliloquy. You've had some challenges over the last month or so - sending virtual hugs. Not long to go for you London trip.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! ••"

Ooh… can I come? Please

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By *affron40Woman
42 weeks ago

manchester

Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

·

Ooh! "

For you it shall be Dårling-Dårjeeling, fragrant just like your goodself.

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By *aydumfriesMan
42 weeks ago

heathhall

Hello from Dumfries.

Out for the football earlier now just chilling in the garden bar..

Jim beam goin down a treat. Cheers to you all

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello Nero x

Good evening and hello LíttlemíssmístressK!

How are you?? I really must lick you up next time I'm in London x

Lick me up?

Typo but bloody hell I didn't think I was that horrifying!

"

Now which way to take.that lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Nero,

I am out with a fellow fabist

Oh my

Love ya all

MrsAbz

Xx"

MrsÅbz — tell tell, who is this mysterious Fabber? Good evening!

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By *rLothbrokMan
42 weeks ago

Lancs


"Good evening Brother Nero.

I’ve got my feet up with a whiskey after a rather busy week.

How are you?

Gøød evening MrLôthbrôk! How many drams of the water of life have you sipped this evening?

I am well, thank you for asking!

·

Just the 10 so far.

Glad to hear! Just to keep you in the loop, my interview was a resounding success. I’ll start my new job in the new year

This is amazing news! Congratulations on your new job! "

Thank you! It’s going to be a challenging role, but definitely interesting to build a new dept from the ground up.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening Noc folks.

A very good evening to ÊsArKây! How are you this evening, young Sirrah?

·

All good here, I thought I was being wolf whistled at earlier but it's just this drafty house.

How's your weekend been so far?"

It's been a rather restful and lackadaisical day. I've enjoyed every moment of it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

·

Ooh!

For you it shall be Dårling-Dårjeeling, fragrant just like your goodself."

Only if someone's been feeding me lamb

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

·

Ooh… can I come? Please "

Only if you keep Bert & Érnie covered up.

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By *issMBWoman
42 weeks ago

North East England


"Hello! I've had a fairly long "break" from Fab, but I'm back. And very pleased to be here again

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to MissHorn. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

I hope you are well?"

A prize? I'm intrigued! And yes I'm well thanks, I very much hope you are too.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

·

Ooh… can I come? Please

Only if you keep Bert & Érnie covered up. "

I’ll try darling. But they are just free spirits like me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for."

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe?

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By *apidaryMan
42 weeks ago

Chipping Norton


"Låpidåry — it appears to be a veritable Whisky/Whiskey themed evening this weekend! Is there something in the Gaelic åir this evening? ²

I'm not a Whisky drinker. I did try Lagavulin once...very smokey and peat'y."

Whisky is like the wonderful crisp local wines one has on holiday - never quite the same when you have it back at home. I recommend a tour of the Highlands, Nero, with arrangements made in advance for you to savour some of the local tastes.*

(*Including, but not limited to, macaroni cheese pie followed by clootie dumplings.)

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
42 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Goooood eeeevening Nero!

I'm here because I'm actually still awake, gin d*unk and playing on cams and I fell through the nocturnal door because someone didn't shut it properly

*kisses under the mistletoe

Cherry x

Warmest wishes and evening felicitations, Çherry! Prey tell, what fine Gin is lacing your delectable lips this evening?

I've never been on cams."

Well I have a Blueberry and Elderberry Gin made from berries that I foraged earlier in the year, fermenting nicely for another couple of weeks (I had a couple of fingers of that, it's good (lethal) But mainly tonight has been the essential drinks cupboard special of Whitley Neal Rhubarb and Ginger

Cams is a mixing pot of funny, sexy, ridiculous and dr*nk with an occasional home dj thrown in...Oh and there's lots of penis and tits

Cherry x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello from Dumfries.

Out for the football earlier now just chilling in the garden bar..

Jim beam goin down a treat. Cheers to you all "

A Jim Beam™ for Jaydumfries sounds like just the tonic you need! ²

Good evening dear Sir! †

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

·

Ooh!

For you it shall be Dårling-Dårjeeling, fragrant just like your goodself.

Only if someone's been feeding me lamb "

Is this some secret code word, "L@mb"? What are the connotations for this?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello! I've had a fairly long "break" from Fab, but I'm back. And very pleased to be here again

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to MissHorn. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

I hope you are well?

·

A prize? I'm intrigued! And yes I'm well thanks, I very much hope you are too. "

I am very well thank you. It shall be a clåndestine pr¹ze for being F1rst!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, how are you this fine evening? I have had a busy day of highs and lows!

Mrs TMN x

My dear MrsTMN, ever the pulchritude amongst the Fab Harpies. How many naked male bodies have kept you enthralled today?

·

Sadly, none. I am bereft.

Come down to ye olde London Towne and be bereft no more!

·

I would enjoy a wee trip for one of these famous afternoon teas, you know. I love afternoon tea. I keep my pinkie aloft the whole time.

Check your Inbøx over the next few days. There are plans afoot for the next celebrated group Åfternoon Teå! •

·

Ooh… can I come? Please

Only if you keep Bert & Érnie covered up.

I’ll try darling. But they are just free spirits like me "

We have an Honesty Box in the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr - no free spirits this evening!

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By *mmaAndDavidHornyFuckersCouple
42 weeks ago

Birmingham

Evenin

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Låpidåry — it appears to be a veritable Whisky/Whiskey themed evening this weekend! Is there something in the Gaelic åir this evening? ²

I'm not a Whisky drinker. I did try Lagavulin once...very smokey and peat'y.

·

Whisky is like the wonderful crisp local wines one has on holiday - never quite the same when you have it back at home. I recommend a tour of the Highlands, Nero, with arrangements made in advance for you to savour some of the local tastes.*

(*Including, but not limited to, macaroni cheese pie followed by clootie dumplings.)"

I genuinely must procure a passage on the sleeper service to the Scottish Highlands. I hear there are some delectable fåir måidens up there.

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By *affron40Woman
42 weeks ago

manchester


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe? "

Doing fabulous thanks yes I’ve been following the rules which is very dull. I may pimp my crutches, they’re terribly grey and dull.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Nero,

I am out with a fellow fabist

Oh my

Love ya all

MrsAbz

Xx

MrsÅbz — tell tell, who is this mysterious Fabber? Good evening!"

She is most awesome!

I shall mail you

MrsAbz xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Goooood eeeevening Nero!

I'm here because I'm actually still awake, gin d*unk and playing on cams and I fell through the nocturnal door because someone didn't shut it properly

*kisses under the mistletoe

Cherry x

Warmest wishes and evening felicitations, Çherry! Prey tell, what fine Gin is lacing your delectable lips this evening?

I've never been on cams.

Well I have a Blueberry and Elderberry Gin made from berries that I foraged earlier in the year, fermenting nicely for another couple of weeks (I had a couple of fingers of that, it's good (lethal) But mainly tonight has been the essential drinks cupboard special of Whitley Neal Rhubarb and Ginger

Cams is a mixing pot of funny, sexy, ridiculous and dr*nk with an occasional home dj thrown in...Oh and there's lots of penis and tits

Cherry x "

Çherry, that is a full spectrum of Gins in your repertoire! Try some Martin Miller gin and also Monkey 47.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evenin"

EmmaAndDavidHornyFuckers - good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe?

·

Doing fabulous thanks yes I’ve been following the rules which is very dull. I may pump my crutches, they’re terribly grey and dull. "

That's a novel idea - pumping crutches. Tell me, young siren of the green pastures, when were you last passionately pumped?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Nero,

I am out with a fellow fabist

Oh my

Love ya all

MrsAbz

Xx

MrsÅbz — tell tell, who is this mysterious Fabber? Good evening!

She is most awesome!

I shall mail you

MrsAbz xx"

Intriguing!

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By *affron40Woman
42 weeks ago

manchester


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe?

·

Doing fabulous thanks yes I’ve been following the rules which is very dull. I may pump my crutches, they’re terribly grey and dull.

That's a novel idea - pumping crutches. Tell me, young siren of the green pastures, when were you last passionately pumped?"

Sweet fucking Jesus I cannot type!!!! PIMP phone.. I said PIMP!!! it’s been a long time since I had a pump. But my friend pumped on the sofa last night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West


"Good evening, Nero. A hectic week has got us both absolutely shattered. The middle of today involved a trip to the GP out of hours for me. Then I was blown back on my wheels by the wind st the supermarket at it was pitch dark before 16:00. What a Saturday! Mr KC is going away for work tomorrow, so I shall be Home Alone - Lost and Incapable

Good ëvëning KC² my love I feel like it's been weeks since I last read your soliloquy. You've had some challenges over the last month or so - sending virtual hugs. Not long to go for you London trip."

Oh, the past few weeks and months have been shocking. Completely shocking. I'll tell you the story of the breakdown of my hand operated clutch and subsequent hire car nightmare another time. This week has been a shocker.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe?

·

Doing fabulous thanks yes I’ve been following the rules which is very dull. I may pump my crutches, they’re terribly grey and dull.

That's a novel idea - pumping crutches. Tell me, young siren of the green pastures, when were you last passionately pumped?

Sweet fucking Jesus I cannot type!!!! PIMP phone.. I said PIMP!!! it’s been a long time since I had a pump. But my friend pumped on the sofa last night"

Tinsel!

Diamante!

Sequins!

Fluffy sock material!

Just a few suggestions

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe?

·

Doing fabulous thanks yes I’ve been following the rules which is very dull. I may pump my crutches, they’re terribly grey and dull.

That's a novel idea - pumping crutches. Tell me, young siren of the green pastures, when were you last passionately pumped?

·

Sweet fucking Jesus I cannot type!!!! PIMP phone.. I said PIMP!!! it’s been a long time since I had a pump. But my friend pumped on the sofa last night"

I accept your invitation and your challenge, thank you Ms. Saff'.

You really need to fix your typographical Ånomalies!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nero. A hectic week has got us both absolutely shattered. The middle of today involved a trip to the GP out of hours for me. Then I was blown back on my wheels by the wind st the supermarket at it was pitch dark before 16:00. What a Saturday! Mr KC is going away for work tomorrow, so I shall be Home Alone - Lost and Incapable

Good ëvëning KC² my love I feel like it's been weeks since I last read your soliloquy. You've had some challenges over the last month or so - sending virtual hugs. Not long to go for you London trip.

Oh, the past few weeks and months have been shocking. Completely shocking. I'll tell you the story of the breakdown of my hand operated clutch and subsequent hire car nightmare another time. This week has been a shocker. "

Sending you love and hugs!

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By *affron40Woman
42 weeks ago

manchester


"Good evening Nero tie my fist night alone tonight so I am pottering hopelessly around trying to remember what I got up for.

Saffwrøng! How are you feeling and healing? Have you been resting well? Are you still on the Zimmerframe?

·

Doing fabulous thanks yes I’ve been following the rules which is very dull. I may pump my crutches, they’re terribly grey and dull.

That's a novel idea - pumping crutches. Tell me, young siren of the green pastures, when were you last passionately pumped?

Sweet fucking Jesus I cannot type!!!! PIMP phone.. I said PIMP!!! it’s been a long time since I had a pump. But my friend pumped on the sofa last night

Tinsel!

Diamante!

Sequins!

Fluffy sock material!

Just a few suggestions "

You’ve done this before… I’m going to raid the cupboards I can reach in the morning and see what tat I can find!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West


"Hi *waves*

Hi

Hi gorgeous "

Right back atcha lovely.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West


"Hello Dear Neró,

Festive Nocturnal Friends.

.

Anyone else that's still up.

.

My pocket rocket Sprockett²² ! We are all still up.

How is life in New Zealand?"

I'm planning summer festivities.

I also need to cook some chicken. I can't decide if I should roast it or poach it.

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By *affron40Woman
42 weeks ago

manchester


"Good evening, Nero. A hectic week has got us both absolutely shattered. The middle of today involved a trip to the GP out of hours for me. Then I was blown back on my wheels by the wind st the supermarket at it was pitch dark before 16:00. What a Saturday! Mr KC is going away for work tomorrow, so I shall be Home Alone - Lost and Incapable

Good ëvëning KC² my love I feel like it's been weeks since I last read your soliloquy. You've had some challenges over the last month or so - sending virtual hugs. Not long to go for you London trip.

Oh, the past few weeks and months have been shocking. Completely shocking. I'll tell you the story of the breakdown of my hand operated clutch and subsequent hire car nightmare another time. This week has been a shocker. "

Jesus KC!!! How do things actually get worse for you?!? You’re due a lottery win hope you’re managing to stay sane x

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By *ikStikMan
42 weeks ago

London

Good evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all"

A very good evening, Stik.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello Dear Neró,

Festive Nocturnal Friends.

.

Anyone else that's still up.

.

My pocket rocket Sprockett²² ! We are all still up.

How is life in New Zealand?

I'm planning summer festivities.

I also need to cook some chicken. I can't decide if I should roast it or poach it. "

Roast it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West


"Good evening, Nero. A hectic week has got us both absolutely shattered. The middle of today involved a trip to the GP out of hours for me. Then I was blown back on my wheels by the wind st the supermarket at it was pitch dark before 16:00. What a Saturday! Mr KC is going away for work tomorrow, so I shall be Home Alone - Lost and Incapable

Good ëvëning KC² my love I feel like it's been weeks since I last read your soliloquy. You've had some challenges over the last month or so - sending virtual hugs. Not long to go for you London trip.

Oh, the past few weeks and months have been shocking. Completely shocking. I'll tell you the story of the breakdown of my hand operated clutch and subsequent hire car nightmare another time. This week has been a shocker.

Jesus KC!!! How do things actually get worse for you?!? You’re due a lottery win hope you’re managing to stay sane x"

Honestly Saff, it feels like it never ends. If there's a god, they're an absolute fucker and I'd like a word

Sane? Only just! How about you? And yes, I've pimped up a walking aid or two, in my time

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West


"Hello Dear Neró,

Festive Nocturnal Friends.

.

Anyone else that's still up.

.

My pocket rocket Sprockett²² ! We are all still up.

How is life in New Zealand?

I'm planning summer festivities.

I also need to cook some chicken. I can't decide if I should roast it or poach it.

Roast it! "

I'm not sure if I should trust your culinary advice my dear Nerœ.

You always struck me as a raconteur, rather than a kitchen chappie.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My pocket rocket Sprockett²² ! We are all still up.

How is life in New Zealand?

I'm planning summer festivities.

I also need to cook some chicken. I can't decide if I should roast it or poach it.

Roast it!

I'm not sure if I should trust your culinary advice my dear Nerœ.

You always struck me as a raconteur, rather than a kitchen chappie. "

Oooh! You untrusting little minx!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

In bed watching Bridget Jones diary on a Saturday night. God gone are the good old days of being able to party until 3am haha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"In bed watching Bridget Jones diary on a Saturday night. God gone are the good old days of being able to party until 3am haha "

Good evening Thë sw1nglers. What I wouldn't do right now for my bed. I'm feeling sleepy!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West


"My pocket rocket Sprockett²² ! We are all still up.

How is life in New Zealand?

I'm planning summer festivities.

I also need to cook some chicken. I can't decide if I should roast it or poach it.

Roast it!

I'm not sure if I should trust your culinary advice my dear Nerœ.

You always struck me as a raconteur, rather than a kitchen chappie.

Oooh! You untrusting little minx! "

One doesn't bark, when one owns a canine, Neró

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Mayfair

Right, I'm off to bed. Too tired this evening....time to Noc' this on the head. Sleep well all! Zzzzz

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever

It’s the midnight hour!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
41 weeks ago

North West


"It’s the midnight hour! "

Wooo.

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By *illowzWoman
41 weeks ago

Exeter

Hi all

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
41 weeks ago

North West

100th post.

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By *ohntall123Man
41 weeks ago

hitchin


"100th post. "

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
41 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Night all. Hope you had a lovely Saturday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Hi all from wet and windy Wales. Hope your all well.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
41 weeks ago

south coast IOW


"Hi all from wet and windy Wales. Hope your all well."

Good thank you. It’s wet and windy on the south coast too.

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