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Which card would you pick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

You've got cards to use on your FB/FWB/partner/lover/person you're bumping uglies with.

Which one would you use out of the following and which one would you not use and why?

The compliment countdown card, they have to compliment you every minute for 15 minutes.

The massage card, soothing music and hot towel included.

The dress Ups card, they dress up how you'd like them to.

The breakfast in bed card, your favourite breakfast brought to you in bed.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
49 weeks ago

Essex

I’d use the breakfast in bed card. I love breakfast in bed.

Definitely wouldn’t use the compliment card. If I need to force it, then it’s not a true compliment.

And the dress up card is not my thing. Unless is it a kinky dress up scenario once in a blue moon (tbf probably still wouldn’t )

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
49 weeks ago

East Sussex

Massage please

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By *zeroMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'll take the breakfast in bed card. But at the moment it would be me getting up to get it.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
49 weeks ago

Maidstone

Breakfast please. In fact just the coffee would do.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
49 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Breakfast please. In fact just the coffee would do. "

Oh and that's NOW! Please.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton

Breakfast card lol

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"You've got cards to use on your FB/FWB/partner/lover/person you're bumping uglies with.

Which one would you use out of the following and which one would you not use and why?

The compliment countdown card, they have to compliment you every minute for 15 minutes.

The massage card, soothing music and hot towel included.

The dress Ups card, they dress up how you'd like them to.

The breakfast in bed card, your favourite breakfast brought to you in bed."

Breakfast in bed. Wins by a country mile.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

The massage card I could do with one.

I hate compliments & he looks amazing all the time so no need to dress up for me & I don't eat breakfast.

Mrs

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Massage. I’ve already had breakfast so I wouldn’t mind a good massage right now.

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By *ornycougaWoman
49 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Dress up card. Construction ppe and some role play

I'll pass on the compliments - they can just put their money where their mouth is and show me

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
49 weeks ago

Belfast


"I’d use the breakfast in bed card. I love breakfast in bed.

Definitely wouldn’t use the compliment card. If I need to force it, then it’s not a true compliment.

And the dress up card is not my thing. Unless is it a kinky dress up scenario once in a blue moon (tbf probably still wouldn’t )"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
49 weeks ago

Next Door

Massage card for me.

Will there be happy endings as well?

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester


"You've got cards to use on your FB/FWB/partner/lover/person you're bumping uglies with.

Which one would you use out of the following and which one would you not use and why?

The compliment countdown card, they have to compliment you every minute for 15 minutes.

The massage card, soothing music and hot towel included.

The dress Ups card, they dress up how you'd like them to.

The breakfast in bed card, your favourite breakfast brought to you in bed."
I'd take the massage with breakfast please

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

None.

The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.

The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.

The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.

The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!

Can I get a new pack of cards please.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

If breakfast in bed counts as bringing me coffee on command until I'm ready to eat some dick then I might use that one.

I don't think I'd use the others at all. But especially the compliment one. I struggle enough taking a compliment when it's honest and contextual and real. Having to endure obligatory ones would make me deeply uncomfortable

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

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None of them. Not in a dickish way but I wouldn't want any of those things. Can we make our own cards?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"None.

The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.

The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.

The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.

The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!

Can I get a new pack of cards please."

Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"None of them. Not in a dickish way but I wouldn't want any of those things. Can we make our own cards? "

I've made a thread for new card creating, you prompted me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Massage card

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"None.

The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.

The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.

The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.

The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!

Can I get a new pack of cards please."

. You kill me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

I'd pick the massage card myself.

The compliment card would be my idea of hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"None.

The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.

The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.

The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.

The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!

Can I get a new pack of cards please.

Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card."

Awww, you say the nicest things Ant.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"None.

The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.

The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.

The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.

The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!

Can I get a new pack of cards please.

Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card.

Awww, you say the nicest things Ant. "

I do try. Can I just say… your ankles are looking extra hairy today

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"None.

The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.

The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.

The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.

The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!

Can I get a new pack of cards please.

Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card.

Awww, you say the nicest things Ant.

I do try. Can I just say… your ankles are looking extra hairy today "

I know! I couldn't be arsed to shave.

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