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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

I’d like to produce a show, a real festive crowd pleaser. - Babez in the woods. (Adapted)

I need a cast. 2 Leading roles mf / dame/ buttons/ dancers and more. A band. Ushers. Stage hands, eg muscle haha.

So come in and do your vocal throat excersise

sing a song of your choice and some typical panto diologue suitable for a sexy Fab style pantomime.

“He’s behind you!….”

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I’ll do the piano

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can i be one of the babez in the woods?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
49 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'll be the pantomime cow

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I have a wicked sense off style and can walk in 9 inch heels

Got plenty off outfits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I’ll do the piano

You play piano?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Need a witch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Can i be one of the babez in the woods?

Do you look good in a dress?

Tip- No is the preferred answer right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I'll be the pantomime cow

You need a partner, how else do you slide inside the arse?…

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Lol hey i was thinking something else

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I’ll do the piano

You play piano?

Absolutely! I’ll dress up as an old granny to give proper panto vibes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I have a wicked sense off style and can walk in 9 inch heels

Got plenty off outfits

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can you dance in them heels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Need a witch?"

Haha. ….. this part was written for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I’ll sit third row shouting you’re making my dreams come true (sniff) the world needs community theatre (sobs to camera)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I’ll do the piano

You play piano?

Absolutely! I’ll dress up as an old granny to give proper panto vibes

What song do you play for the ensemble?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
49 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I'll be the pantomime cow

You need a partner, how else do you slide inside the arse?…"

I ain't being the backend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I’ll sit third row shouting you’re making my dreams come true (sniff) the world needs community theatre (sobs to camera) "

I’ll put your name in the program of you can get everyone joint in

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Need a witch?

Haha. ….. this part was written for you. "

I'll take that as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I’ll do the piano

You play piano?

Absolutely! I’ll dress up as an old granny to give proper panto vibes

What song do you play for the ensemble? "

Not the wham Christmas song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I'll be the pantomime cow

You need a partner, how else do you slide inside the arse?…

I ain't being the backend

Sure, but I still need to see someone behind you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Need a witch?

Haha. ….. this part was written for you.

I'll take that as a compliment."

Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!

….

That’s it! Perfect!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I’ll do the piano

You play piano?

Absolutely! I’ll dress up as an old granny to give proper panto vibes

What song do you play for the ensemble?

Not the wham Christmas song

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Need a witch?

Haha. ….. this part was written for you.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!

….

That’s it! Perfect!!!!!

You mean be the everyone wishes they were?

I can see why I'm a witch....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Need a witch?

Haha. ….. this part was written for you.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!

….

That’s it! Perfect!!!!!

You mean be the everyone wishes they were?

I can see why I'm a witch...."

I was joking.

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By *ustamanMan
49 weeks ago

weymouth

I'll heckle from the box ala Statler and Waldorf

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I have a wicked sense off style and can walk in 9 inch heels

Got plenty off outfits

can you dance in them heels? "

Sure can I can wiggle in them proofs on my profile in videos

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Need a witch?

Haha. ….. this part was written for you.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!

….

That’s it! Perfect!!!!!

You mean be the everyone wishes they were?

I can see why I'm a witch....

I was joking.

I wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"I'll heckle from the box ala Statler and Waldorf

That is brilliant. .. this is definitely the double act that’s needed.

Please give me your best line?

Your motivation- Think fab and slightly insulting….

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
49 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, I give excellent old hag! Mwahahahaha. Or thigh slapping principal boy. Just need the boots

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Oh, I give excellent old hag! Mwahahahaha. Or thigh slapping principal boy. Just need the boots

Mrs TMN x"

Slapping is good.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
49 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh, I give excellent old hag! Mwahahahaha. Or thigh slapping principal boy. Just need the boots

Mrs TMN x

Slapping is good.

THWACK

Right, everyone. If you see anyone trying to finger my goodies, shout good and loud! Shall we have a practice?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I’d like to produce a show, a real festive crowd pleaser. - Babez in the woods. (Adapted)

I need a cast. 2 Leading roles mf / dame/ buttons/ dancers and more. A band. Ushers. Stage hands, eg muscle haha.

So come in and do your vocal throat excersise

sing a song of your choice and some typical panto diologue suitable for a sexy Fab style pantomime.

“He’s behind you!….”

No need for forum to audition.

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By *ancer36Woman
49 weeks ago

Stirling

You rang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"You rang!

Great, you’re here!!

Can you pole dance in a sexy Santa suit, (‘don’t put the beard on!!!’) plus heels?

And then choreograph a few more ladies (or guys if they can shave their legs for the fishnet *tights!). ?

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