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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

What bizarre hexes did your elderly relatives try to saddle you with when you were a kid?

E.g., if you keep making that face, your face will freeze that way.

(She was right. Mine did.)

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By *andadbodMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool

eating the crust from toast makes your hair curly

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

"What bizarre hexes did your elderly relatives try to saddle you with when you were a kid?

E.g., if you keep making that face, your face will freeze that way.

(She was right. Mine did.)"
if you keep biting the skin on the inside of your mouth you'll always have money

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Don’t swallow gum. It will stick to your ribs!…

My gran was thick as shit when it came to human anatomy.

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49 weeks ago

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By *irtydevil666Man
49 weeks ago

bristol

To much wanking will make you go blind...walks straight into the door...

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Don't pick your nose and eat it. It's impolite."

Yeah, right.

Utter killjoys!

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Dont open your umbrella in the house...... I mean why would you

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By *RWoodyCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Eat your carrots and you'll see in the dark.

J x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Dont open your umbrella in the house...... I mean why would you

What happens if you do?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"eating the crust from toast makes your hair curly

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Dont open your umbrella in the house...... I mean why would you

What happens if you do?"

You can't use it to pick your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

If you eat apple seeds you will grow a tree inside you

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Dont open your umbrella in the house...... I mean why would you

What happens if you do?"
the hole in roof can't get you

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Dont open your umbrella in the house...... I mean why would you

What happens if you do?"
its bad luck so it would seem

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
49 weeks ago

Staffordshire

If you keep poking Star Wars figurines up your bum you’ll lose the force.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
49 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"What bizarre hexes did your elderly relatives try to saddle you with when you were a kid?

E.g., if you keep making that face, your face will freeze that way.

(She was right. Mine did.)"

My Dad used to say this, 'if the wind changes your face will stick' - good, let's see if that's true paternal parental figure - and I'd be out in the garden gunning to see if it was true

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My Nana used to tell me ....eat the crusts & they'll put curls in your hair.... But I didn't want curls in my hair....

My Mum used to say eat your carrots & you'll be able to see on the dark....& I used to think....why would I want to see in the dark....

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

"My Nana used to tell me ....eat the crusts & they'll put curls in your hair.... But I didn't want curls in my hair....

My Mum used to say eat your carrots & you'll be able to see on the dark....& I used to think....why would I want to see in the dark...."
you've obviously never stubbed your toe

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
49 weeks ago

Next Door

"If you eat apple seeds you will grow a tree inside you"

I got told it will grow out your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Crust put hairs on your chest!!!

my gran lied to me!!!

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

"If you eat apple seeds you will grow a tree inside you

I got told it will grow out your bum

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thats why anne summers have branches everywhere

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By *nn_JamesCouple
49 weeks ago

the

"Take your coat off or you won’t feel the benefit"

I now say it to our kids!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

""Take your coat off or you won’t feel the benefit"

I now say it to our kids!

Tradition is a beautiful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Move out of the way of the television. You’re not made of glass

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"What bizarre hexes did your elderly relatives try to saddle you with when you were a kid?

E.g., if you keep making that face, your face will freeze that way.

(She was right. Mine did.)

My Dad used to say this, 'if the wind changes your face will stick' - good, let's see if that's true paternal parental figure - and I'd be out in the garden gunning to see if it was true

This image is priceless

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49 weeks ago

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49 weeks ago

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
49 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

If you keep doing that it'll send you blind...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
49 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in.

My dad used to tell me not to eat the end of a banana because tarantulas lay their eggs there.

WTF dad

I honestly can't remember the stuff my crazy Welsh Man used to say but it mostly involved a painful death or disfigurement as a result of doing a very ordinary thing.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
49 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in.

My dad used to tell me not to eat the end of a banana because tarantulas lay their eggs there.

WTF dad

I honestly can't remember the stuff my crazy Welsh Man used to say but it mostly involved a painful death or disfigurement as a result of doing a very ordinary thing."

*Nan* not man

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

You’ll get piles if you sit on a cold step

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
49 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

"If you keep doing that it'll send you blind...

I'm pleased to say years of wanking now aged 57...I only need glasses to read small print..

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Don’t sit so close to the tv you’ll get square eyes

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By *midnight-Woman
49 weeks ago

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"Eat your carrots and you'll see in the dark.

J x"

Actually that and orange /yellow peppers has some roots in truth as they are recommended for people with deteriorating sight! (an elderly relative has MG)

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"If you eat apple seeds you will grow a tree inside you"

Oh this one too & I believed it.... ha

The chewing gum one....if you swallow it....it will stick to your guts....I believed that too....but that could possibly be true

The umbrella one....& To this day I will not open an umbrella inside

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

"If you keep poking Star Wars figurines up your bum you’ll lose the force."

Jabber The Butt?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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49 weeks ago

East Sussex

My mum had no end of superstitions and sayings. We weren't allowed certain flowers in the house, if we put clothes on inside out we couldn't change them, if we returned to the house for something we'd forgotten we had to sit down before we were allowed back out, no showing no 13 on the calender and any number of other odd rules. I have no idea what would happen to us if we didn't do these things

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My Mum told me recently when I was telling her that Robins were nesting out my back....She said ...."Oh make sure one doesn't get in the house cos it's not good if a Robin enters your house" I asked "why"...."I thought they'd bring good luck" her reply...."No....They say if a Robin enters your house they're coming to take you"....as in death, a bad omen....Omg to say I got the spinal shivers is an understatement ....

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"If you keep poking Star Wars figurines up your bum you’ll lose the force.

Jabber The Butt?"

A shitesaber?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

"If you keep poking Star Wars figurines up your bum you’ll lose the force.

Jabber The Butt?

A shitesaber? "

Winner!!!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"My mum had no end of superstitions and sayings. We weren't allowed certain flowers in the house, if we put clothes on inside out we couldn't change them, if we returned to the house for something we'd forgotten we had to sit down before we were allowed back out, no showing no 13 on the calender and any number of other odd rules. I have no idea what would happen to us if we didn't do these things"

This reminds me of Drugstore Cowboy and hats on beds

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By *imply DeeWoman
49 weeks ago

Wherever

“Don’t sit at the corner of the table or you’ll get a bold husband”, that’s what my aunties used to say when I was a kid.

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Don't open your legs to any man you'll never get rid of him

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"“Don’t sit at the corner of the table or you’ll get a bold husband”, that’s what my aunties used to say when I was a kid. "

Oh, this is one I’ve never heard before!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If you sit too close to the telly you’ll get square eyes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If you touch your belly button your arms and legs will fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Don't sit on walls or you'll get a kidney infection....

If a black cat walks behind you it's bad luck....if he walks in front of you it's good luck....

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By *zeroMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

That if I was misbehaving I would go to the bad fire or Rosies Home.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"That if I was misbehaving I would go to the bad fire or Rosies Home."

Ours was the naughty school.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I remember every time we got told off we were gonna phone Esther Rantzen

. My mum used to say I’ll give you the number!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Don't buy Betamax!!

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By *ndycoinsMan
49 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in.

My dad used to tell me not to eat the end of a banana because tarantulas lay their eggs there.

WTF dad

I honestly can't remember the stuff my crazy Welsh Man used to say but it mostly involved a painful death or disfigurement as a result of doing a very ordinary thing."

Don't know about Tarantulas in bananas,but these sorts of sayings aren't always daft.My Grandfather was in North Africa during the war.One day eating fresh figs from a tree a Bedouin came running up flapping his arms about,he grabbed a fig and opened it with his thumbnail,showing everyone the maggot living in the crease in the fig stone.

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By *esthetic21Man
49 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Don't sit on walls or you'll get a kidney infection....

If a black cat walks behind you it's bad luck....if he walks in front of you it's good luck....

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I always thought it was if a black cat crosses your path it was bad luck

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By *aissez-faireMan
49 weeks ago

Right behind you…. Boo

That if I was good all year a fat bloke with a white beard and wearing a red velvet suit would park his reindeer driven, flying sleigh on our roof, squeeze down the chimney, steel our mince pies and leave me a present.

“Ooooo will it be a BMX?” “No dear, that won’t fit down the chimney, you might get some socks”

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By *ndycoinsMan
49 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

If you catch a Weasel asleep,piss in its ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Eat your carrots and you'll see in the dark.

J x"

True this one, you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses have you

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"karma will get you"

No, no it won't. Nothing will happen to you. You might even be super successful because of your evil choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

You'll see the devil if you keep staring in the mirror so much

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"If you keep poking Star Wars figurines up your bum you’ll lose the force.

Jabber The Butt?

A shitesaber?

Winner!!!

Perhaps the figure entered the DEATH STARfish on a mission to destroy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Stroke it more than twice and it will fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Wanking makes you blind

I am having sight issues these days

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My mum used to say..."if you fall and break your leg don't come running to me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Don't sit on walls or you'll get a kidney infection....

If a black cat walks behind you it's bad luck....if he walks in front of you it's good luck....

I always thought it was if a black cat crosses your path it was bad luck"

Yea maybe I have that one wrong ....it's happened me 3 times recently that a black cat walked past me in front of me.... probably subconsciously trying to convince myself that it's only bad luck if they walk behind you....

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Tipping wood will prevent a bad thing happening....

Touching something white when hear an ambulance siren will prevent the patient been someone you know....

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By *hinstrapMan
49 weeks ago

Barnsley

Eat all your dinner will make you big n strong.....cheers mum I'm now a fat cunt

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By *ndycoinsMan
49 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in.

My dad used to tell me not to eat the end of a banana because tarantulas lay their eggs there.

WTF dad

I honestly can't remember the stuff my crazy Welsh Man used to say but it mostly involved a painful death or disfigurement as a result of doing a very ordinary thing.

*Dates,not Figs.

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By *ieselJuiceMan
49 weeks ago

Stratford

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"eating the crust from toast makes your hair curly !

-)"

It does

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Drinking Buckfast will improve your exam results.

Lies.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
49 weeks ago

stanley

If you swallow apple pips they will grow in your tummy.

Carrots help you see at night.

Never play a cross bat shot before June ( cricket)

Trees are 75% air ( golf)

All huge fibs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
49 weeks ago

little house on the praire

If you pick your nose your head will cave in

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

When swimming. If I take my thumb out of your arse, you'll sink

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By *ris GrayMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

If you pick your nose you'll get big nostrils

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Rubbing steaks on warts wtf i was gonna eat that gran ffs not sure if it would work for the genital kind tho as im not sure beef n pork work together

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Eating apple pips will create an apple tree in your belly also swallowing chewing gum will stick it to the inside of your ribs

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By *ust want fun 888Man
49 weeks ago

nearby

I’ve forgotten the name of the flowers, I think dandelions, but they used to say if you keep sniffing them you will piss the bed

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

A full moon grants wishes same as shooting stars(the stars thing does work or did once anyways)

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Licking flange before kissing leads to dry mouth yes yes i made it up but its a good one for the fab generation

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By *eah BabyCouple
49 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

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By *eah BabyCouple
49 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"eating the crust from toast makes your hair curly

It did mine

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By *eah BabyCouple
49 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Play with your belly button and your bum will drop off

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By *ndycoinsMan
49 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"I’ve forgotten the name of the flowers, I think dandelions, but they used to say if you keep sniffing them you will piss the bed"

Eating them will.An old English name is 'pissabed'.They are diuretic.

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