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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Is for horses

Em x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And people said this opener doesn’t work!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 pints in, Lionel Ritchie makes that phone call

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey! Erm, hello

I thought I’d make a booty call!

Coz I don’t know what to say

but I hope your horny too.

And if you ignore and delete,….

Well - Fuck you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey! Erm, hello

I thought I’d make a booty call!

Coz I don’t know what to say

but I hope your horny too.

And if you ignore and delete,….

Well - Fuck you!!!!

"

To the tune of Hello. L. Richey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Mona

Ooh Mona

Hey Mona

Ooh Mona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And people said this opener doesn’t work!!! "

It started. They are experimenting on us here!

T

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

U ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U ok hun? "

Wot u up 2?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hey *waves

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo"

This isn’t a Christmas Pantomime!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Boo

This isn’t a Christmas Pantomime!!

"

Oh yes it is !

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Yooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo

This isn’t a Christmas Pantomime!!

Oh yes it is !"

Oh no it isn’t!!!

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Boo

This isn’t a Christmas Pantomime!!

Oh yes it is !

Oh no it isn’t!!! "

He's behind you (oo-er missus)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Boo

This isn’t a Christmas Pantomime!!

Oh yes it is !

Oh no it isn’t!!!

He's behind you (oo-er missus)"

Oh no he isn't... ad infinitum lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hey OP! Hey everyone

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Buenas noches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buenas noches! "

Who died in your bathtub ?

Beetroot farmer?

T

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hey OP! Hey everyone "

Hey Littlebird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buenas noches! "

Sure. I’ll take 2

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By *dogg80Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Makes bullshit

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Buenas noches!

Who died in your bathtub ?

Beetroot farmer?

T"

This is why you shouldn't shave your balls with a scythe......

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hey

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Howdy partner! *tips hat politely*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey OP! Hey everyone

Hey Littlebird "

Hey babes

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Eye up love...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hey, hey Mathew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is for horses

Em x"

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Hi hi

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I thought Hey was for Horses

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Hey back

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade


"Eye up love... "

Like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy partner! *tips hat politely*"

Howdy purdy lady *tips hat.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Howdy dudie

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew

Show what you do, make a break, make a move....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hey OP! Hey everyone

Hey Littlebird

Hey babes "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Woody you disappoint me.

You changed your name to a more festive one, but not once have you asked anybody what their favourite colour is.

And this thread you had the perfect opportunity. 1 out of 10 for Christmas spirit, with this kind of attitude santas sleigh will never fly.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woody you disappoint me.

The mr "

I’ve heard that said to me before.

Also, what did you ask Mrs Santa for Christmas?

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