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"Zero. I'm having a hiatus. " *Scratches your name out if my calendar* | |||
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"Zero. I'm having a hiatus. *Scratches your name out if my calendar*" Which name did you have down? | |||
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"I'm on a promise for January!! Ssshhhhh" ohhhh ..make that two promises!! 
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"I'm on a promise for January!! " • My dårling, Åfternoon Teå is February, not January.  | |||
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"At least once "• Once is still one more than most.  | |||
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"Zero. I'm having a hiatus. *Scratches your name out if my calendar* Which name did you have down?" I was hoping if I used them all, that's how many times we'd have sex | |||
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"I'm on a promise for January!! Ssshhhhh ohhhh ..make that two promises!!
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"Zero. I'm having a hiatus. We’ll see about that." You have till early Jan! | |||
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"I have no idea. I'd like more with some people I already know. I'm not bothered with finding anyone new. " I’ve changed my mind. I want her | |||
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"Still more than I can count. Maybe less new xx bodies but who knows how slutty I’ll be feeling" • You are aware that 2024 is Chinese year of the slut.  | |||
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"Still more than I can count. Maybe less new xx bodies but who knows how slutty I’ll be feeling • You are aware that 2024 is Chinese year of the slut. "I bloody hope so | |||
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"I should probably start fucking fab members at some point..." Bottom of the barrel aspirations right there. | |||
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"I should probably start fucking fab members at some point..." And lower your standards? | |||
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"By years end at least 1! Shit shag mediocre sex counts, right? " Oh I forgot about this! | |||
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"Zero. I'm having a hiatus." • How many thimbles of rum will pass through your lips then? | |||
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"Hahaha. How many Imagine to how many realistically ? *woody asks for help as he can’t breath through laughing. My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me. " I would take pity on you Woody. | |||
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"Hahaha. How many Imagine to how many realistically ? *woody asks for help as he can’t breath through laughing. My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me. I would take pity on you Woody." I’m tearing up. | |||
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"My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me. " • Over a year away, Wôôdy? Do you have a birthday every 13 months? | |||
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"My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me. • Over a year away, Wôôdy? Do you have a birthday every 13 months? "I’m glad someone caught that. Thank you!! You are observant.  | |||
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"I should probably start fucking fab members at some point... Bottom of the barrel aspirations right there. " None of my other fucking resolutions ever worked out so I'm starting right down there | |||
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"We've been very quiet this year, definitely need. To up our game next year and get out to more clubs. " And...which....clubs....are those?  | |||
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"2024 is a leap year, so a shag on February 29 lasts 4 years?" • And thus you shall be leaping from one lover to another in quick succession. | |||
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"2024 is a leap year, so a shag on February 29 lasts 4 years?" So I’ve got one more day, that’s one more chance!!! | |||
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"We've been very quiet this year, definitely need. To up our game next year and get out to more clubs. And...which....clubs....are those? "We normally go all of the country and stay over for weekends | |||
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"I'll probably seal shut. I'm good with that."
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"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied
Em x"I’ve got costumes. | |||
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"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied
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"I know it hasn't started yet. But how many times do you envisage having sex next year? Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide? "List out on a lot this year so hopefully make up for it… god willing | |||
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What kind of costumes?"Batman. Spider-Man. Burglar. McDonald’s. Waiter. … | |||
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"I know it hasn't started yet. But how many times do you envisage having sex next year? Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide? "Let fate decide, but I do have well founded high hopes! | |||
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"Hopefully more than once a month." • Tea and cake f¹rst please, at the very least. | |||
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"Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!" Those poor men | |||
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"Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!" • I'll shall book you in for the Elemis™ spa at Liberty™ – full MOT on your carcass and deep exfoliating. The gentlemanly cavaliers of Fab will be marching in droves to the door of your heart. | |||
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"I know it hasn't started yet. But how many times do you envisage having sex next year? Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide? "69.5 | |||
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"I know it hasn't started yet. But how many times do you envisage having sex next year? Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide?
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Will the 0.5 be a half-cocked affair?"Possibly… I will see how it “cums” | |||
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"Next year is about quality not quantity." • Well, you've still got until the end of the month to stick with the current policy before the new one kicks in next year. | |||
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"I have no idea. I'd like more with some people I already know. I'm not bothered with finding anyone new. I’ve changed my mind. I want her "You ain't ready for this jelly | |||
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"Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!" How are you? Do you have diamante on your walking aids? | |||
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"Next year is about quality not quantity. • Well, you've still got until the end of the month to stick with the current policy before the new one kicks in next year. " Best I spread them then. | |||
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"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. " Is this my other profile? | |||
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"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. " • This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up! | |||
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"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. • This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up!" Imagine someone making an effort for you. Pfft, what’s that all about? | |||
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"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. • This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up! Imagine someone making an effort for you. Pfft, what’s that all about? " It's creepy | |||
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"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. • This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up!" There was a time I'd run around making the effort to message people, go on socials, attend clubs and all that jazz but not now, a gold plated pussy that came with a free car wouldn't even have me reaching for my shoes. (That's probably a slight lie, I could use a new car, I'd go as far as next door if it came with a new car) | |||
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"Realistically about 520 times "My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times | |||
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"Realistically about 520 times
My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times " Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life. | |||
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"Realistically about 520 times
My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times
Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life."10 times a week? | |||
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"Realistically about 520 times
My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times
Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life.". I need more tea. It’s early! | |||
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My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times
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10 times a week?"Yeah probably this. I meant about twice a week. It was wishful thinking | |||
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"Realistically about 520 times
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"To misquote Brideshead Revisited: the issue is neither the quality nor the quantity, but rather the combination of the two. (I'm also reminded of the Lovejoy books, in which the eponymous hero is far more promiscuous than in the old TV series. A friend asks him which, of all his sexual encounters, he has enjoyed most. He thinks for a while, and replies that it was the last one. Which, they then ask, does he most long for? Ah, he says: the next.)" • I've just seen this one! | |||
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"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon. Just saying. " My time to shine! | |||
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"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon. Just saying. My time to shine! " Thought about you writing this comment | |||
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"Well I'm aiming for more than this years action. So if I do it more than once, I'm winning by a mile lol "• Keep us posted on future developments. Just. | |||
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"I am predicting that I will have sex about 10 times next year "• I hope it's a shagfest for you, Shag! | |||
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"I'm aiming for 28389" • Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky? | |||
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"Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise. " And males? Is there a count there  | |||
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"Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise. And males? Is there a count there "lol males are separate I tend not to need fab to meet men tbh. Men are easy to pickup out and about / clubs / saunas if I need to scratch that itch | |||
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"Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise. And males? Is there a count there
lol males are separate I tend not to need fab to meet men tbh. Men are easy to pickup out and about / clubs / saunas if I need to scratch that itch "And which clubs / saunas may these be? Asking for research purposes of course | |||
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"In real life or in my head? " Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count. | |||
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"In real life or in my head? · Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count. " • No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers. | |||
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"In real life or in my head? Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count. " First of all; HOW VERY DARE Also; yes. True. In real life I still plan for it to be LOADS AND LOADS. Even more if you'd stop being lazy and sort out that little science project. | |||
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"In real life or in my head? · Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count. • No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers." You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not. | |||
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"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon. Just saying. My time to shine! Thought about you writing this comment "Someone thought about me??? Please, I need a printer to print this out!!!! | |||
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"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon. Just saying. My time to shine! Thought about you writing this comment
Someone thought about me???
Please, I need a printer to print this out!!!! "• Just screen capture it and set it as your phone's wallpaper. No need to print. | |||
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"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers. · You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not. "• Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony. | |||
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"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon. Just saying. My time to shine! Thought about you writing this comment
Someone thought about me???
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Just screen capture it and set it as your phone's wallpaper. No need to print."And I can airdrop it to my Tv when I feel really lonely!! Great idea Nero! | |||
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"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers. · You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.
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"I'm aiming for 28389 • Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky?" It was actually about the amount of winks I've sent out | |||
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"I'm aiming for 28389 • Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky? It was actually about the amount of winks I've sent out "Where's mine?  | |||
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"I'm aiming for 28389 • Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky? It was actually about the amount of winks I've sent out "You're so desperate | |||
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"Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down "Early November work for you? | |||
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"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers. · You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.
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Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony.
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"Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down
Early November work for you?"That's so far! But come to London and yes I'll make time | |||
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"Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down
Early November work for you?
That's so far! But come to London and yes I'll make time "My horny season is sept to Dec. It's nearly over so you're gonna have to wait till then. | |||
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"I am predicting that I will have sex about 10 times next year
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I hope it's a shagfest for you, Shag! "Ty. I am hoping for the same too | |||
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"I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me " I'll bring bolt cutters to get you put of that chastity device | |||
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"I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me " Woo woo | |||
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"I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me " That's not what I heard... | |||
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"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers. · You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.
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Don't say you weren't warned.
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"Lower my standards, pah, no. I'd really rather have a wank than have sex with someone I don't fancy. " • Måggy, what if you didn't fancy your left hand? | |||
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