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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away. "Same as 2022, zero. It's just not a priority at the moment. | |||
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"Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock." Wasn’t it declared it’s good for our health? | |||
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"0. Not been looking. Been “fixing” me" I’d like a few women to fix me.   | |||
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"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers "You’d never run out of fingers if you were a Mackem. | |||
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"Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock." That's not a number Nero | |||
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"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers "I'm not grumpy! Well, I am but that's not due to lack of the sex. It's my default setting | |||
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"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers "Does sex = not grumpy? | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93." You can go away | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away" You missed me the last time I did that. | |||
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"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis "Not pay for it? | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that." She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that. She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. " Shush you! | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that. She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. " She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed. | |||
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"I’d be too embarrassed to say, my verification has the answer" Wasn't long before her leggings were off! Ah this has tickled me. | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that. She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed." When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's. | |||
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"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10 If we going individual Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word” 2 guys solo meets 3 couples 0 woman from fab or dateing platforms 1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word 143 guys from clubs and sanua meets "That's too many! | |||
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"I'll say twice. Fingers crossed I avoid your wrath Bella, twice is acceptably low isn't it?" You'll say twice even though we both know you're lying. I appreciate the lie though. You can stay. | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away. "Zero. I joined thinking I'd meet people when I was ready and in the right emotional frame. Eventually I realised that will most likely be never, so I just enjoy the forum. | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.
Zero.
I joined thinking I'd meet people when I was ready and in the right emotional frame. Eventually I realised that will most likely be never, so I just enjoy the forum. "Oh, this is a little close to home. | |||
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"52 weeks in a year right? Id say 26?" You lie! | |||
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"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10 If we going individual Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word” 2 guys solo meets 3 couples 0 woman from fab or dateing platforms 1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word 143 guys from clubs and sanua meets
That's too many!"Free and single so it’s all guns blazing | |||
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"I'll say twice. Fingers crossed I avoid your wrath Bella, twice is acceptably low isn't it? You'll say twice even though we both know you're lying. I appreciate the lie though. You can stay. " It feels like we're bonding. Who says lies are a bad thing?  | |||
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"Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock. · That's not a number Nero" • I know, I know. I can tell you privately. Not here. These hallowed walls of the Fab Institute are a gossip monger's delight. | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away. "What's your number? Mine I'll tell you in a dm not here | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away. "Regular meet with fwb every couple of months ours me at about a 6 or 7??? | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away. "somewhere between 0 and 100. I don't usually count meets..just people and I usually stick to the same people at a maximum of 10 on the poly pod. It's a bit easier in London than Hell, North West. I rotate around three London clubs and socials in each month. | |||
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"I’ll check my verificatio…. Shit. "You know you don't have to verify each time you meet the same person. Lol! | |||
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"I havent had sex this year "Crikey you need to take the Haribos on a club tour. | |||
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"52 weeks in a year right? Id say 26?" Yeah something like that. Lots of opportunity in London. | |||
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"Probably not loads to go away, but enough that I'm not gonna count it all up "My brain hasn't got the capacity to count over 12 or 20 but I will go with under 100. | |||
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"About 3 times "About? 3 isn't that hard to remember... | |||
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"I think about 8 or 9. Not nearly enough though even my hand has started saying it’s got a migraine ??" Migraine or carpal tunnel.....oh dear... you need a hands-free toy. | |||
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About? 3 isn't that hard to remember..."Might not have finished... ...or started and then....something came up....or went down...
I always have toys on hand in that case. Lol!
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"About 3 times "4 is a nice number, let's fix that foe you | |||
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"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers
Does sex = not grumpy?"Sex for me equals = empathy and enthusiasm....once the libido drops too low I stop caring about everything and everyone..including myself.
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"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned " Good answer. Mine is currently 4 times less than planned. | |||
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"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10 If we going individual Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word” 2 guys solo meets 3 couples 0 woman from fab or dateing platforms 1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word 143 guys from clubs and sanua meets "I live vicariously through you. I don't have the energy, time or money to get to that number. That I can go off the boil....from time to time.. | |||
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Crikey you need to take the Haribos on a club tour."Yes. I need to take the haribos on a club tour too | |||
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"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis
Not pay for it?"Of course, not, but even that’s not happening | |||
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"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis
Not pay for it?"Ouch. I verify that he doesn't...well not from me. lol! | |||
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"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum. " That's just Londoners showing off now...They will hate us more.... | |||
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You know you don't have to verify each time you meet the same person. Lol! "I don’t verify myself. | |||
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"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned Good answer. Mine is currently 4 times less than planned. " So annoying isn't it
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"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum. That's just Londoners showing off now...They will hate us more.... ""They" can always say they cum louder (the East Midlands team does)  | |||
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"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned Good answer. Mine is currently 4 times less than planned. So annoying isn't it
Hey if we plan a gazillion next year, maybe we'll get more!! "I'm not even gonna try next year! Maybe 2025. | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.
Zero.
I joined thinking I'd meet people when I was ready and in the right emotional frame. Eventually I realised that will most likely be never, so I just enjoy the forum. "Yeah I definitely think you need to be psychologically ready. Or have three face-to-face mental health support groups a week and access to online therapy 24/7 like me. Lol! Look it works. Despite the ..um Fab challenges..not once have I run screaming ( anxiety or panic attack) from a meet/club or social or event. Lol! I won't lie and say you won't get triggered but if you know how to manage your triggers, uncomfy and unpleasant feelings and express your wants and boundaries you should be ok. Most people respect your boundaries especially when you call them out in a group setting. We are all vulnerable in the Fab/Fetish and Kink space. | |||
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"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis
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Ouch. I verify that he doesn't...well not from me. lol! " thank you lovely lady | |||
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"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned Good answer. Mine is currently 4 times less than planned. So annoying isn't it
Hey if we plan a gazillion next year, maybe we'll get more!! "*coughs. So….. when you’re finished with a gazillion, can I get in touch? | |||
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"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum. That's just Londoners showing off now...They will hate us more....
"They" can always say they cum louder (the East Midlands team does)"I've got a soft spot for the East Midlands. Did a lot of shagging there. in my twenties. Lol! | |||
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"Too many times to count. Same person though, well mostly "If I could get it this much I would but that usually means I have to bring them home and keep them...eww..nope...I like living alone and sleeping alone and watching trash TV alone while eating lentils for dinner because I can't be asked to cook. lol! | |||
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"Absolutely nowhere near enough. And it looks like it'll stay that way for the foreseeable. "I mean I have to stop off nearby on my way home for Xmas...just saying | |||
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"Question is who London based is gonna add to my number just in time?!" • Have you tried some of the London socials, Brucey? You might just pick up a candidate / candy-date or two. | |||
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"A few. But not enough... not by any stretch. Damn men just aren't being cooperative about being here "Down with the men!!! | |||
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"Question is who London based is gonna add to my number just in time?! • Have you tried some of the London socials, Brucey? You might just pick up a candidate / candy-date or two." Everyone would fucking know about it if I had! The answer is no. And it's a shame cause I was busy for the last big one! | |||
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"Zero Ah little willy that's no good!" Shall we help each other out? | |||
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"Zero Ah little willy that's no good! Shall we help each other out?" You're suggesting I haven't had sex either? | |||
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"Zero Ah little willy that's no good! Shall we help each other out? You're suggesting I haven't had sex either?" I never once suggested that | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that. She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed. When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's. " Next week but I’m not going this year | |||
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"I’ll just let the door hit me on my way out "• I still remember that time when the sliding doors closed in on your boobs. | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that. She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed. When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's. Next week but I’m not going this year "Are you banned? | |||
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"Yes I know it's not over yet. But how many times have you had sex this year? Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away. "Does it have to include another person | |||
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"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers
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"Hussy" Makes a change from being called a tart. I think I like hussy better. | |||
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"I'd have to use ten fingers and one tow to count so 11 times so far this year "Are you sure you didn't use all 11 fingers? | |||
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"Absolutely nowhere near enough. And it looks like it'll stay that way for the foreseeable. "I would love to help … | |||
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"Are we counting overnight stays as one, or are we counting each time a penis went into a vagina/butthole?" Oh, each let's go with each separate encounter. | |||
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"Cheerfully, I'm out. Abstinence is a crime in the face of the warm opportunities of the flesh. And winter is cold enough without the added chill of celibacy." Sounds like something JD would say. | |||
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"I'd have to use ten fingers and one tow to count so 11 times so far this year
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"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10 If we going individual Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word” 2 guys solo meets 3 couples 0 woman from fab or dateing platforms 1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word 143 guys from clubs and sanua meets
I live vicariously through you. I don't have the energy, time or money to get to that number.
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"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum. " We like our men like our Guinness . Black and white and comes in pints | |||
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"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps "Ah good to see I'm not the only one that keeps tabs | |||
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"Too many times to count. Same person though, well mostly
If I could get it this much I would but that usually means I have to bring them home and keep them...eww..nope...I like living alone and sleeping alone and watching trash TV alone while eating lentils for dinner because I can't be asked to cook. lol! "Oh god no I don’t bring him home! | |||
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"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps "274 more than me! | |||
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"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps
274 more than me!"pure laziness | |||
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"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps
274 more than me!pure laziness "yes indeed | |||
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"… and a half Dare I ask?
Oral only? Just the tip? He didn't cum?
He was shit?"Haha no none of the above, it was because my fanny grew teeth and chomped his dick off
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"Only 8 times... that's way worse than last year. Hoping to squeeze a couple more in this month, well in the next 2 weeks "Actually it's more times than that for intercourse, as my favourite boy has good stamina and can repeat... So maybe 15 times? | |||
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"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93. You can go away You missed me the last time I did that. She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed. When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's. Next week but I’m not going this year
Are you banned? "They’re begging me to go. I’m the fun one but I’ve got too much planned this year so can’t make it. | |||
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