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Don't knock a fashionable cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*inspired by Santa hat thread*

Why I have never seen a cock in a glamorous poncho? Or one sporting a moustache? A little pirate hat? An "eye" patch even? A Halloween mummy cock? Where is your sense of fashion men?

I duly ask you to spruce up your cock wardrobe and dress to impress!

Wise Google tells me there isn't enough cock couture out there. But I came across some pretty wacky outfits for your 'little'.. ekhmm.. friends in need of trends

What's the best cock accessories you have produced or spotted on fab?

Tones

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Bookmarking this for later lol

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Never really considered cock-wear before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bookmarking this for later lol"

What if it flops? And I don't mean the penis society out there

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa hat cocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never really considered cock-wear before"

If we can dress our pets we should dress all our loved ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa hat cocks!"

Indeed. Made me think of other outfits. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa hat cocks!

Indeed. Made me think of other outfits. Thanks "

Ps. There is a market for it. Found one today. Complete with a stick on beard

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Bookmarking this for later lol

What if it flops? And I don't mean the penis society out there

T"

Then I might have to give it mouth to mouth lol

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

I did a festive edited picture, but now amusing cock outfits has been mentioned I'll have to up my game!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did a festive edited picture, but now amusing cock outfits has been mentioned I'll have to up my game!!! "

Is it okay to call a cock cute? Cause that is just so cute or are you one of those men who shudder at this description? I reckon you cold upgrade it with a real set of antlers made of brown pipe cleaners

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone


"I did a festive edited picture, but now amusing cock outfits has been mentioned I'll have to up my game!!!

Is it okay to call a cock cute? Cause that is just so cute or are you one of those men who shudder at this description? I reckon you cold upgrade it with a real set of antlers made of brown pipe cleaners"

Ha! In these circumstances, cute's acceptable lol.

Great idea! I'll see what I can find, maybe even some tinsel...is googley eyes taking it too far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following for research purposes!

I also want to see a cock dressed up as an Elf!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Following for research purposes!

I also want to see a cock dressed up as an Elf!"

Zorro please

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

I could use the art and crafts skills to do a zorro lol....would elf on a shelf be too traumatised if I mugged him for his outfit to stylize my cock for festive funnies?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I could use the art and crafts skills to do a zorro lol....would elf on a shelf be too traumatised if I mugged him for his outfit to stylize my cock for festive funnies? "

Get a couple of pebbles then you could have a cock on a rock lol

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Glitter and googly eyes not good enough?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I think a fairy complete with wings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can beat a birthday candle down the japs eye and light then I will give mega props

And for those off you wondering yes I have received a dick pick like that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can beat a birthday candle down the japs eye and light then I will give mega props

And for those off you wondering yes I have received a dick pick like that before "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glitter and googly eyes not good enough?"

Meh. also I've already seen ones in sunglasses , a ghost, stuffed in a hot dog bun... someone still should be able to surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a fairy complete with wings..."

Where is my carriage dear godfather fairy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can beat a birthday candle down the japs eye and light then I will give mega props

And for those off you wondering yes I have received a dick pick like that before

"

Yip I burst out laughing when I seen it

Had to give the person props for creative was to bad he was London based

As it definitely would have got him a one off meet for creative from me you know one off they in the moment things if say they were 10-20 miles away

See guys thinking hats on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can beat a birthday candle down the japs eye and light then I will give mega props

And for those off you wondering yes I have received a dick pick like that before

Yip I burst out laughing when I seen it

Had to give the person props for creative was to bad he was London based

As it definitely would have got him a one off meet for creative from me you know one off they in the moment things if say they were 10-20 miles away

See guys thinking hats on

"

He's on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can beat a birthday candle down the japs eye and light then I will give mega props

And for those off you wondering yes I have received a dick pick like that before

Yip I burst out laughing when I seen it

Had to give the person props for creative was to bad he was London based

As it definitely would have got him a one off meet for creative from me you know one off they in the moment things if say they were 10-20 miles away

See guys thinking hats on

He's on fire!"

lol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Someone sent me a pic of their cock wearing a sombrero once

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone sent me a pic of their cock wearing a sombrero once

Mrs TMN x"

Ayyy, papi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could use the art and crafts skills to do a zorro lol....would elf on a shelf be too traumatised if I mugged him for his outfit to stylize my cock for festive funnies? "

Did you do it ?

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