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By *wlsxxx OP   Man
over a year ago

rotherham

Can someone explain what this pineapple thing means or have I missed something. Very curious to whats going on thankyou

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It started with a movie called Little Nicki where Hitler was punished in hell by receiving a pineapple up his bum while dressed as a maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts.

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By *dging-In-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend


"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts."

Can confirm. I've only just escaped from the last batch.

I only wanted it for my Gammon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring answer but 90% sure it's based in truth.

The pineapple is an old symbol of hospitality.

It was first around when it used to cost 1000s to import them into the country from far away.

The rich when holding their banquets would have the pineapple as the centerpieces to show wealth but also that they wanted to be the best host and not spare any expense for their guests. As at became cheaper the pineapple was adopted by the hospitality industry to show them were doing the best for their guests.

Displaying the upside down version has subsequently been adopted (not sure why or when) by the swinging (for lack of a better term) community as a secret sign that they are welcoming of others of the same persuasion. X

I believe pampas grass was once a symbol and I've even heard of a multi pack of walkers being used at a party with a key linked to flavour to show how far you're willing to go.

Eg cheese and onion means same room swap. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only upside down pineapple is swingers symbol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Everyone knows that pineapple's are the devils food all ye sinners who eat it will burn in Hell for all eternity.

SINNER'S ALL OF YOU

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I’m convinced that all of these ‘secret’ signs and symbols have been made up within the community for a laugh.

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

Ambleside

Tried it with tinned pineapple rings last week and nothing happened.

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife


"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts."

Currently on my way to buy some.

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

What happens if you put it in your trolley upside down?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me an the husband every time we go shoppin put a pineapple upside down in the trolley just to see what reactions we get as well as winks too ????

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"What happens if you put it in your trolley upside down?! "

The trolley or the pineapple?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

International sign of the Swinger's... Upside down of course!

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By *J_OuizziCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What about if you put it on pizza?

Does that mean you are into kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if you put it on pizza?

Does that mean you are into kink? "

I'd say so. Your willing to embrace the sweetness

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Can someone explain what this pineapple thing means or have I missed something. Very curious to whats going on thankyou"
pineapples enhance the taste of a woman's juices so they say

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish

Pampas grass had got everywhere and no one could tell which houses were swingers anymore.

Much easier with a pineapple door knob

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By *oodtimesnowCouple
over a year ago

exter


"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts."

Just tried this, nothing,

Just a security guard telling me to put my clothes on !!!!!!!

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By *J_OuizziCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"What about if you put it on pizza?

Does that mean you are into kink?

I'd say so. Your willing to embrace the sweetness"

We definitely love to have a taste

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Dunno but our pineapple caught the eye of a delivery driver who asked if the pineapple in our window had any significance.

Interestingly it doesn’t. We don’t display it as a swinging thing. It’s just a change pot lol.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Dunno but our pineapple caught the eye of a delivery driver who asked if the pineapple in our window had any significance.

Interestingly it doesn’t. We don’t display it as a swinging thing. It’s just a change pot lol."

He definitely knew what it means and was trying to get an in, he wants to shag Mrs

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I met a lady this summer on holiday, who had a pineapple tattooed on her upper arm. I’d shared a taxi with her and her fella and spotted it. Next day I got chatting to her by the pool and gently brought the subject up.

She claimed to have had the tattoo done, because “she liked fruit”.

I wasn’t buying that story. Lol.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"It started with a movie called Little Nicki where Hitler was punished in hell by receiving a pineapple up his bum while dressed as a maid "

That film is a guilty pleasure of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wondering this too OP. When Mrs is next shopping on her own, I'm going to suggest the upside-down pineapple

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts."

That’s how we do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes great on pizza

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Boring answer but 90% sure it's based in truth.

The pineapple is an old symbol of hospitality.

It was first around when it used to cost 1000s to import them into the country from far away.

The rich when holding their banquets would have the pineapple as the centerpieces to show wealth but also that they wanted to be the best host and not spare any expense for their guests. As at became cheaper the pineapple was adopted by the hospitality industry to show them were doing the best for their guests.

Displaying the upside down version has subsequently been adopted (not sure why or when) by the swinging (for lack of a better term) community as a secret sign that they are welcoming of others of the same persuasion. X

I believe pampas grass was once a symbol and I've even heard of a multi pack of walkers being used at a party with a key linked to flavour to show how far you're willing to go.

Eg cheese and onion means same room swap. Xx"

Ohhh is that why they only serve cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks at posh dinner parties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one on the Wimbledon trophy, but it's not upside down..

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Went to our local fruit & veg shop today, they had a few pineapples on display and one had falleen over.....does that mean the shop owners are swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it even called a pineapple?

It does not come from a pine tree and it is not an apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha quite possibly x

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Went to our local fruit & veg shop today, they had a few pineapples on display and one had falleen over.....does that mean the shop owners are swingers "

100%, why else would they have any pineapples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one does not own a Vehicle, one can purchase a pineapple and place it in the bowl instead of one's keys.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts."

It doesn't happen in Morrisons

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.

Facts.

It doesn't happen in Morrisons

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Do morrisons sell fruit?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Hand grenade

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