FabSwingers.com forum: Guys on their way to a meet

By *orderboyblue OP Man
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Eh?

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you do that?

If I was the one waiting for said man I'd be quite disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??"

No but before leaving the house maybe a tactical wank is required for some

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

no but because i'm excited i'm always dying for a wee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many questions.

What about clean up? Are you arriving in underpants as crispy as poppadoms?

What if you can't perform after said wanking in the car?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say just concentrate on driving the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty."

Ha ha ha ha , this got me

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Defeats the purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty."

I love the way you word things at times.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

I love the way you word things at times."

It would be disappointing though.

My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty."

How many times would you empty his sack though? If he only has one shot, may as well make it last with a tactical pre-sex wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty."

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??"

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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Michelin Star meal.

To answer your question: Nø.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

How many times would you empty his sack though? If he only has one shot, may as well make it last with a tactical pre-sex wank."

I'll keep going until they ask me to stop. For some people that's one big one. For others it's double digits until there's nothing left to come out but goddamnit I'll keep trying as long as I'm wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

GPS voice - “Pull yourself off at the next lay-by!”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??

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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Maccies.

To answer your question: Nø."

Not what I expected from you Nëro. But apparently what my brain saw

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??

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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Maccies.

To answer your question: Nø.

Not what I expected from you Nëro. But apparently what my brain saw

Perfect

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??"

But why

lol

It’s like being invited over for fancy dinner & you stop by McDonald’s to eat on your way there!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"What?

GPS voice - “Pull yourself off at the next lay-by!”

This made me laugh lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??

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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Maccies.

To answer your question: Nø.

Not what I expected from you Nëro. But apparently what my brain saw

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??"

Oh good grief why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck would anyone do that !!! That would be like popping to McDonald’s on my way to a nice meal.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I thought this would be something about that meme of Peter Parker walking down the street as happy and excited as can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?

GPS voice - “Pull yourself off at the next lay-by!”

This made me laugh lol

Haha. I’m still laughing at the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??"

No I don't to risk not being able to get it up 10 minutes later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?

Ever made yourself cum??"

Would I be driving or stationary in the car?

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By *imisugarWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"So many questions.

What about clean up? Are you arriving in underpants as crispy as poppadoms?

What if you can't perform after said wanking in the car? "

This sent me and potentially ruined my take away for this evening ha ja

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

I love the way you word things at times.

It would be disappointing though.

My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished

What if I jizzed into a takeaway box?

LvM

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

no you need to turn up with a sack full

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

I love the way you word things at times.

It would be disappointing though.

My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished

It could stunt your growth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have somebody in the car with me to do the wanking for me ??

Then I can be handsfree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesss love rubbing on the way and then trying to hide it when I get there

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

I love the way you word things at times.

It would be disappointing though.

My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished

What if I jizzed into a takeaway box?

LvM"

Fresh from the source or not at all.

Warm and pulsing straight down my throat? Fuck yes.

Cold, bordeline gelatinous, and getting a bit crusty and dry where it's fusing with the cardboard? Pass

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

We've had guys admit to doing it pre meet and then not perform. Or at least use it as an excuse.

Not really sure why they would, I mean yes, stroke, rub get yourself excited but if you're going to get wasted at the pre party and miss the main event you may as well stay at home?

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By *apperleymanMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Maybe to check it’s still working but I would never tug to completion..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Bit embarrassing on the bus

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.

I love the way you word things at times.

It would be disappointing though.

My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished

What if I jizzed into a takeaway box?

LvM

Fresh from the source or not at all.

Warm and pulsing straight down my throat? Fuck yes.

Cold, bordeline gelatinous, and getting a bit crusty and dry where it's fusing with the cardboard? Pass

Ok, you’ve convinced me. That’s a deal

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